I do not own any of the Final Fantasy, Inuyasha, Naruto, Fushigi Yuugi or Star Ocean 3 characters or Fosters home for imaginary friends. I do not own Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Kuro, D3pa1, Kosarai, Kuroxan, Sakari, Wunjo OR Halo or the Red vs Blue characters. They belong to their respective owners. I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters (Please don't steal). When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry ; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)
Oh! And thank you Firamaster for using your characters!
And thank god for the people who made Red vs Blue! You can find some of the episodes at and go to achives at I think
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"Bloody murder!" I cried as the Spartans and Chief Haro scrambled out of the way of the onslaught of enemies. I ran after them as fast as I could to get some distance, of course with my luck my foot sunk right into the sand
"Dammit!" I yanked at my foot which would have looked comical if I wasn't in such a dire situation. One of the six winged Bahamuts flinched as a few bullets hit it
"Suck it dragon!" Simmons was shouting as all the spartans fired at the Bahamut
"Simmons! I can't feel my hand!" Grif cried his voice shaking
"Try letting up on the trigger some time dumbass!" Chief Haro grabbed my arm
"Come on!" he yanked along with me and we still couldn't get my stupid foot out!
"Flare!" A ring of fire appeared underneath the bahamut and it was set a flame
"Palm of destruction!" Albel roared a purple aura surround his claw hand and he thrust it forward knocking the bahamut into another two. Now both Chief Haro and Kuro were trying to yank me out of the ground
"Jeez do I have to save you all the time!" Kuro growled when my foot finally came out of the ground.
"Yippee! Me foot is free!" I grinned and jumped up doing a quick seal "Kage bunshin no jutsu!" About two dozen clones popped up beside me.
"YAAAAAAAA!" my clones cried running forward towards the machines smashing up as many them as possible, which was hard since all of them kept disappearing when they got hit! I felt a sudden drain of energy and fell over.
"Hey? what's wrong with you now?" Kuro asked casting another spell
"I'm very low on chakra now, I used up too much of it!" I said "I don't even think I can stand!"
"Eat a pixie stick, that worked for you on Blood Gulch" Chief Haro said reloading his pistol
"Why the hell'd you bring a tennis ball head?" Kuro asked
"I know, it doesn't seem physicly possible does it?" Grif said to her
"WHY'D YOU BRING TIN MEN AND A TENNIS BALL HEAD!" Kuro screamed
"That is not nice!" Chief Haro cried.
"Kuro! Hurry and dispose of them!" Albel ordered jumping back to us "If they block the time gate then there is absolutly no way for us to get to the other world!"
"Eh?"
"Albel is one of your reinforcments" Kuro smirked "He's powerful and he doesn't mind killing!"
"Cool" I said "But does he have to wear a skirt?"
"Don't make fun of his skirt!"
"Kuro!" Albel growled "And you two maggots! Do something useful!"
"Maggots?" I cocked my eyebrow.
"No problem Albel" Kuro raised her wand and swung it down "Meteor!" Two massive flaming meteors fell from the heavens sending sparks and fire everywhere
"Why'd you summons two?" I asked.
"One for the monsters and one-" She drew her staff back and batted me into the sky "Is for you!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as I flew towards the meteor and surprisingly, bounced off it and veered somewhere else! Towards...The... GROUND! "DAMN YOU KURO!"
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With a huge THUd I hit the sand again, it all went into my mouth as I skidded on my face, again... This time it was only my face! The rest of my body was flinged into the air on impact! When I had finally slowed down I stopped and the rest of my body landed with a dull WHUMP and a cloud of dust.
"Eww... Blecky..." I muttered trying to spit out all the sand that had collected in my mouth and tried to rub it out of my eyes DAMMIT!
"Hey are you ok?" a boy with blue hair asked me. I looked up and nodded
"I'm ok, thank you" I smiled then sighed "I can't believe Kuro batted me into that meteor..."
"Kuro? You mean Kuro Suzaku?" he asked. I nodded
"Yes yes! You know Kuro? She's hanging with that lady man A bell! Er, Albel."
"Yes, we parted with Kuro just a few moments ago" the blue haired boy said and he looked up "Hey what's that?"
"Eh?" I looked up and my back pack landed right on my head "OOOWWWIE!"
"What's with all the screaming here?" a blonde man asked looking over the blue head's shoulder
"This cat girl knows Kuro" blue head said
"You mean the one who summoned the giant black turkey?"
"Turkey? Last time I remember Kuro summoned a Phoenix, not turkeys" I said.
"How do you know?" the blue haired boy asked
"She's my best friend!" I said proudly.
"Really?" the blue haired boy said "Could you tell us if she's an Aquarian?"
"An Aquarium?" I cocked my eye brow "She's not an Aquarium, she's a black mage"
"Aquarian, not Aquarium" the blonde corrected
"Well I have no clue what an Aquarian is, but for sure she's a black mage" I said
"Black mage?"
"Oh yes! A master of magic! Power to create and to destroy! Mostly destroy though..." I said.
"Wait a sec, we left Kuro and Albel at the time gate which is a couple of kliks away," the bonde said tapping his chin "Whoa Kuro hits farther then I any girl I've seen! No offense Nel"
"None taken you thug" a red head said from behind him
"Hey..."
"Fayt? Hurry or we'll miss the ship!" A brown haired girl called running to the blue haired boy. She stopped to catch her breath and spotted me.
"AWW! It's a cat!" she said rubbing at my ears "Are these ears real? Where's your tail? Aww look at her whiskers Fayt!" she pulled my cheeks happily
"My face, is not to be played with" I said as she still pulled at my cheeks "And it's not made of rubber just in case you have more questions"
"I still have a question," the blonde asked glaring hard at me, his expression suddenly changed into a sheepish grin "What's that in the sky?" he pointed upwards.
"Eh?" I looked up and got smushed...Again...
"AHH! IT HAS A BALL FOR A HEAD!" the brown haired girl cried
"I'm sorry for scaring you! And I'm sorry for landing on you!" Chief Haro said jumping up "Are you ok?"
"Day...Not...Good..." I groaned peeling myself off the ground and trying to shake the sand out of my ears. It's not easy! The sand's getting stuck in my ear wax!
"Kuro hit me too as soon as I objected to you getting batted, thankfully the meteor was gone" Chief Haro said.
"Fayt! Come on! You're going to get left behind!" A blue haired girl called from a ship, I wasn't really paying attention to how it looked...
"Yeah! Sophia, make sure the thug doesn't get left behind!" a boy wearing a helmet and had a kinda racoon tail yelled
"HEY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" the blonde called running after the brown haired girl. Fayt began to run away and turned to me
"Are you two coming? Hurry! The ship's leaving!" he asked. Chief Haro looked at me and we both shrugged then bolted to the ship.
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"Whew! We made it!" the blue haired boy said and turned to Chief Haro and I "By the way, who're you two?"
"I'm-" I started before Chief Haro cut me off
"First you tell us" he said. The blue haired boy smiled
"My name's Fayt Leingod" he said
"I'm Sophia Esteed! I'm Fayt's cousin" the brown haired girl said happily. The blonde kinda tilted his head to the side grinning
"The name's Cliff Fitter!" he said and jumped back as the little boy with the kawaii ears and racoon tail lept in front of him
"I'm Roger S. Huxly!" he said "Cliff isn't his real name, his real name is Thug! Cause he looks like one!"
"Why you little brat!" Cliff shouted picking up Roger by one of the shoulder straps holding up this weird kinda thing, it kinda looked like a chest plate but it was so big it covered Rogers chest and a bit of his knees
"Bring it on! I'm more of a man then you'll ever be you thug!"
"You're twelve years old and you're only three feet tall! So zip it shorty!" as the two bickered the lady with the red hair sighed.
"My name's Nel Zelpher" she said smiling. Man she reminds me of Yuffie! Just older and not annoying and she doesn't have sticky fingers. Hey wait a sec, my Lifesavers are missing! NOOO! MY GREEN LIFESAVERS!
"I'm Maria Traydor!" the blue haired lady said. She sounded like Milly from Trigun! Ya know? The tall lady with the stun gun! Chief Haro nodded then saluted
"Pleasure to meet you all, I am Chief Haro of the Super Dimensional Guard or SDG if you will" he said. I smiled and bowed
"I'm Kiako Ornitier, nice to meet you" I said rubbing behind my head
"It's great to meet you too" Fayt said "So Maria, how long till we get to moon base?"
"I'd say either a couple of hours or a couple of days, I forget" Maria replied shrugging.
"Moon base? But the moon has no atmosphere" I said scratching my ear "How we gonna breathe?"
"That's why it's called Moon Base" Cliff said stressing Base "There's artificial atmosphere and there's oxygen, jeez what planet did you come from?" Man, I swear he seems like a meanie already...
"Who me? I'm from Earth!" I said "And where're you from Venus?"
"Actually Venus is unhabitable at the moment" Fayt said
"What? But I thought the acid there melted everything on contact!" I said totally confused "This makes no sense"
"Or as Grif said," Chief Haro said
"This doesn't seem physicly possible" Chief Haro and I said together.
"Not really" Cliff said "I'm from Klaus II, see?" he pointed to his neck and there was three green lines across his neck
"And I'm from Aquaria" Nel said.
"Wow, I must really live under a boulder" I said scartching at my head
"What're you talking about idiot? You have like three computers, two DVD players and a Playstation!" a voice behind me said. I turned around jumping in joy to who I saw
"D3pa1!" I cried hugging her
"AHH! LEMME GO!" D3pa1 cried pushing me off "BM, Wilt, help!"
"Black mage?" I asked "Awesome! It's like your dream come true!"
"Yeah I know isn't it awesome!" D3pa1 said happily "And I have another friend too!"
"Really? Who?" I asked but D3pa1 was too busy looking somewhere else
"Why is there a tennis ball here?" she asked pointing to Chief Haro, who sighed with his head in his hand.
"So, anywho, where's your other friend and BM?" I asked.
"BM! Wilt! Come here!" D3pa1 called. A black mage walked from around the corner followed by...a pair of red legs wearing sneakers? And tall white socks! Hey wait a sec...
"Holy cow..." I looked up to the ceiling and saw a small torso with the number 1 painted on it, his left arm was nothing but a stump. I looked up further to see a red kinda funny shaped face and had a few stitches on each cheek with a wide grin, I looked just a little more up and saw a pair of eyes, one was a bit smaller then the other and the antenae holding up the eye was kinda bent out of shape. The other one was just fine. Quite frankly, this guy looked pretty friendly but MAN was he tall! I swear! Like eight or nine feet tall! Probably taller! One thing for sure, he was taller then Kakashi and Cliff! Almost taller then Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas!
"Hi there, Name's Wilt" he said waving with his good arm. I was a bit shocked and returned the wave but what caght me was, that his bad eye jiggled around whenever he spoke! I swear! It kept making rattling sounds!
"Oh I see, it's cool it's cool, I know I'm a bit broken with the wonky eye and the stubby arm, sorry" Wilt said, there goes his eye again.
"Oh don't apologize, sorry I was staring" I said quickly bowing "It's just, you're really tall"
"Opps, sorry" Wilt said bending down "Hey are you an imaginary friend?"
"You're tall!" Roger said running up to Wilt and looking up "You're super duper tall!"
"Eh, yeah, I guess... uh..." Wilt said trailing off. Roger just stared until he was hit over the head
"Stop stariing, it's not polite..." Cliff muttered.
"No." replyed to Wilt's question.
"Oh, sorry about that" Wilt apologized again
"Why are you apologizing?" I asked
"I dunno, sorry"
"Wilt's my imaginary friend!" D3pa1 stated "And BM is my hero!"
"Hero?"
"While you were skipping through flower fields going LA LA LA! I was actually doing something" D3pa1 said
"Ooh! I love flashbacks!" I said happily.
ʓʓʓ D3pa1 scene while Kiako was being smushed into the meteorʓ
"AHH!" D3pa1 cried as she fell from the sky landing on a high cliff. She groaned and rubbed her head as she slowly collected herself.
"Dammit! I'm gonna kill that cat!" she growled taking out her revolver and cracking her knuckles "And I know exactly how" she grinned imagining meeting with Kiako again and punching her in the face.
"Heh heh, that dumbass is gonna die!" D3pa1 laughed and she suddenly stopped. She sniffed the air and gagged "DAMN MAN! What's that smell? Ewww it smells like-" feeling something on her shoulder she turned around and was face to mouth with...
"MALBORO! AGAIN?" D3pa1 cried back flipping and shooting her revolver taking out three of it's eyes. The Malboro gurgled and spat green gunk at her.
"Aw crap!" D3pa1 rolled to the side and the gunk fell where she was standing a second ago. Slowly the floor began to decay and melt "Shit!" D3pa1 fired at the Malboro again aiming into it's open mouth dodging another acid sludge ball. She grabbed a grenade from inside her inside vest pocket and pulled the pin out.
"DIE!" she threw the grenade into it's mouth. She expected an explosion but instead, the Malboro just burped out more sludge
"It swallowed my grenade!" D3pa1 exclaimed "That son of a bitch..."
"BLARG" the malboro gurgled and one of it's tentecles snapped around D3pa1's waist
"LEMME GO YOU SHIT SMELLING BASTARD!" D3pa1 screamed shooting into it's tentecle. The malboro got ready to toss D3pa1 into it's waiting mouth when a spear suddenly stabbed through it's tentecle cutting it off.
"What the-" D3pa1 looked up and saw a silhouette of a cloak and wide brimmed hat above another cliff, the stranger had glowing yellow eyes. He jumped down with a swish of his robes and grabbed his spear whic morphed back into an oak staff
"Firaga!" he cried sending the malboro into a ball of flames. It gurgled slowly trying to understand what the hell just happened. The black mage put up his staff muttering a few words
"Wateraga!" he swung down his staff as a wave of water crashed with the malboro sending it careening over the edge of the cliff. The black mage tapped at his hat professionaly and kneeled in front of D3pa1.
"Does anything hurt?" he asked her. D3pa1 shook her head
"No, not really" she replied
"Ok, then did it hurt?" he asked "When you fell from heaven?"
"No, not really" D3pa1 said again smiling.
"Good! Hey nice pants" he commented
"Thank you"
"I bet they'd look better on my bedroom floor though" the black mage said his eyes glowing coyly. D3pa1 blushed, this black mage was hitting on her! HER! One of the biggest black mage fans ever! (A/N: Trust me, I had a black mage tip his hat at me during an anime convention and when I told her she nearly strangled me)
"I'm D3pa1" she said
"Black mage, but you can call me BM sweetie" BM said.
"Ha ha, yeah, ok BM" D3pa1 said.
"So, you're doing what?" D3pa1 asked BM as they walked through the desert.
"I was just walking along, minding my own business until I heard you screaming" BM said "Then I saw the malboro, saw you, boom bang and here we are talking together"
"I see."
"So, you wanna go out for pizza and-" BM started
"No way." D3pa1 said suddenly taking a small side step "I don't even know you yet, so, no"
"Oh, alrighty then" Bm said then looked to the side "A sand storm's coming, better go find cover"
"YeaAHHHHHH!" D3pa1 screamed as a strange looking machine grabbed her and ran away with her
"Dpal!" BM cried trying to run after them but was blocked by a wall of sand "Oh no, the storms coming! Dpal!"
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"Hey! Let me go!" D3pa1 ordered taking out her revolver and shooting at the machine's arm that held her. She took out a fragment grenade and wedged it into one of it's joints
"So long butt licker!" D3pa1 yelled breaking off the robots arm and rolling away taking cover behind a rock.
BOOM! The machine blew up into millions of pieces flying in all directions.
"Whew..." D3pa1 said and spotted a kinda slanting rock that kinda hung over a hole looking place "That'd make a good shelter" she said and ran underneath the rock.
The sand storm now had set in and D3pa1 was hugging her knees waiting for it to pass. If it ever did pass...
"God dammit, I am so going to kill her for this..." D3pa1 grumbled "She left me all alone in a place I don't know...AGAIN"
"Who left you?" I voice asked and D3pa1's head lifted up from her knees to see... a pair...or...White socks? She looked up farther and saw a red smiling face. D3pa1 blinked a few times
"Hi there, My name's Wilt, how ya doin'?" he asked waving with his over sized hand. He only had one arm and his left arm was nothing but a stump and the stalk holding his left eye up was bent out of shape into a zig zag.
"I'm D3pa1" D3pa1 said standing up and shaking hands with Wilt, who had to kinda bend down. They both sat beside each other talking.
"So you're an imaginary friend?" D3pa1 said
"Yeah, I lived in a place called Fosters until when I walked into the parlor the fireplace swallowed me and I ended up here" Wilt said still grinning
"Jeez! Kiakos' mistake even messed with cartoon worlds" D3pa1 said shaking her head "And I know the perfect solution to make sure nothing else happens..." She imagined shoving a grenade in Kiako's mouth and pulling out the pin.
"Hey, the sand storm's over" Wilt said crawling out from their shelter with D3pa1 following
"D3pa1!" BM called running towards them "Oh, hiya there tall guy"
"Name's Wilt"
"BM, now hurry up! I found a way out of here!" BM said swirling his hands around until a big purple cloud puffed in front of them. He jumped on and held out his hand to D3pa1
"Get on you guys!" he said pulling D3pa1 on as Wilt climbed on bending his long legs so he fit on the cloud. BM muttered a few words and the cloud sped forward
"WHEEEEE!" D3pa1 cried holding onto her skull cap with her hand to make sure it didn't fly off. Wilt's face kinda got pulled back and BM had to hold his hat down with both hands
"We'll get to the Aquaeli in no time!" he said and already they were coming to a large ship.
"Whoa, this thing flys pretty fast" Wilt said almost flying off the cloud himself. When they got to the ship BM quickly turned the cloud back into thin air and led the way to the ship just before it left.
"Whew, good thing too" he said "Almost left without us"
"Where're we going?" D3pa1 asked
"Moon Base." BM said fixing his hat
"The moon?" Wilt asked with his wonky eye bouncing around and he looked to the side "Hey, is that an imaginary friend?" he asked pointing to an orange cat in a pink kimono. D3pa1 squinted and reconized the cat right away
"Oh, that cat's gonna die and get stuffed..." she muttered stalking to where she was standing with a couple of people.
"Man, I must really live under a boulder" she said scratching her head.
ʓʓʓ Back to the present time: Kiako P.O.Vʓ
"Ooh, so that's how you got here" I said "Just to tell you, it's not my fault that you ended up on the cliff"
"Yeah yeah right, this whole adventure is your fault" D3pa1 said
"Hey it's better then facing Mrs. Hoagie sandwich for LA class" I said. D3pa1 and I stared at each other for a moment and burst out laughing.
"Huh? What's so funny?" Cliff asked sticking his head from around the corner
"Nothing nothing!" We giggled. We had all settled into a room, I think and we all played the introducing game again.
"So, why are we going to the moon?" Wilt asked, he was so tall he had to bend down to fit in the room. Fayt looked side to side and pulled the five of us towards him and dropped his voice
"You can't tell anybody, as soon as I'm done telling you pretend you never heard it" Fayt said. We all nodded in agreement
"Well, recently I just found out I was a weapon to be used to the sake of the galaxy" Fayt said "My father had done a forbiddin experiment on genetic modification, I was his first experiment. I need to go to moon base to found out more on this research"
"Ooh" Wilt said "But, aren't you kinda upset with your dad?" Fayt smiled shaking his head
"What's past is past" he said "All we have now is the present and future"
"Damn straight!" Cliff said punching his fist into the air.
"How much longer till we get to moon base?" Roger asked eatting a...a. HEY!
"Hey! That's my Coffee Crisp bar!" I cried "Where'd you get it!"
"Out of this bag" Roger said holding up my backpack.
"Give it back!" I dove at him for it but he jumped over my head landing where I was sitting before
"Ha ha!" he laughed and took out a pixie stick "Hey I wonder what this is?"
"Uh oh!" Chief Haro and D3pa1 backed far away from the pixie stick.
"MINE!" I yelled playing tug O war with Roger for my backpack and pixie stick
"Let go! Finders keepers! Plus I'm hungry!"
"YAAARR! MY CANDY!"
"Hey cut it out you two!" Cliff said prying us both apart. I crossed my arms
"I would like my backpack back!" I demanded pointing at Roger who was happily chewing on a granola bar
"Ok squirt, give Kiako back her bag" Cliff said
"No way you big thug! Finders keepers!" Roger pouted
"Give it back to her Roger" Fayt said.
"Fine..." Roger said dumping out the contents of my bag until the pile of my stuff was a hill as tall as he was. He then handed the empty bag to me "Here's you bag"
"I want to stuff inside if it too!" I said scooping up all my junk into my backpack and zipping it close "Now I have to put a lock on this thing!" I sighed and took out another granola bar and handed it to Roger
"Eh?" he said cocking his head to the side while at the same time taking the granola bar
"You can have the granola bar if you leave my stuff alone, OK?" I said
"Ok!"
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Everyone had now left to do whatever they wanted, except D3pa1, Wilt, BM, Chief Haro and I. D3pa1 snapped her fingers in front of my face making me jump
"Gimme your binder and a pencil" she commanded
"Why?" I asked taking the things she asked for out
"To draw, dumbass!" D3pa1 said grinning
"Well EXCUSE ME" I said handed her my binder full of paper and an HB pencil.
"ERASER!" she cried
"OK! I shouted back into her face
"EWW! YOUR BREATH SMELLS!" D3pa1 yelled
"Opps, sorry" I said covering my mouth.
"Do you guys yell at each other all the time?" Wilt asked
"Nah, we just kinda-" D3pa1 said
"Beat the snot out of each other" I finished
"Yeah that's it" D3pa1 said and ripping out the piece of paper she was drawing on, threw it directly at BM
"Hey!" BM rubbed his head "What was that for?"
"Stop stroking my leg! It's creepy!" D3pa1 said lifting up her fist threatening to punch BM. He fliched with his hands flying to protect his crotch
"Ah! Not there! Please no!"
"Eww!" I said covering my eyes. Everyone laughed happily, well, everyone except BM. Wilt stood up but bumped his head on the ceiling
"Ooh, ow..." he winced rubbed his head while his wonky eye twirled around
"You ok?" I asked
"Yes, it sounded like you hit your head pretty hard" Chief Haro said.
"It's cool" Wilt smiled bending under the top of the door "I'm going for a walk, anyone coming?"
"I'll come" I said standing up
"Me too" D3pa1 said standing beside me and kinda shot me one of her own glares. Eh? Why's she glaring at me! I haven't done anything yet!
"I think I shall join you" Chief Haro said
"Yeah, same here" BM agreed.
"Goodie Goodie Gumdrops!" I grinned stuffing my binder and pencil back into my backpack and jogging to keep up with Wilt's giant steps, hey he's got really long legs!
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"So, where do you guys think the others are?" I asked as we walked down the hallways, I later found out that the ship we're on was called the Aquaeli! I've gotta remember that.
"Dunno, maybe in another room" Wilt said helpfully looking down at me with grin on his face. I smiled back at him, I swear he must be the nicest guy I've ever met! I'm starting to like him already. My inner chibi was smiling in a little kitty cat way with her eyes looking like when you press the shift key on a key board and press the number 6 twice.
"Probably" D3pa1 said smirking
"Hey, isn't that Maria?" Chief Haro asked as Maria ran towards us
"Hey guys" she greeted and we all returned her greeting "So, could you all come in here for a minute?" she gestured to a room behind her
"Great, more sitting..." I humoured
"You could stand if you want" D3pa1 said
"No thanks!"
We had all settled into another room, I took a seat beside Cliff and D3pa1 sat on the other side of me
"So, what'd you call us here for?" BM asked fixing his hat
"Well, as soon as we get to Moon Base we'll be heading straight for the science facility" Fayt said
"An' we were wondering if you guys were coming with us or not" Cliff said
"Yeah, the more the merrier" Sophia smiled
"I'm hungry!" Roger cried.
"Would you stop complaining!" Cliff yelled
"WAHH! THE THUG'S BEING MEAN TO ME!"
"STOP CALLING ME A THUG YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
"Stop yelling! Jeez..." D3pa1 yelling over the both of them as Roger was sitting of Cliffs shoulders and pulling at his hair.
"Get off you!" Cliff growled yanking Roger off his head and plopping him in Sopia's lap.
"WAHH! CLIFF'S TRYING TO HURT ME!" Roger cried
"Cliff, be a little easy on the kid" Maria said
"Arg, stupid brat..." Cliff mumbled sitting himself down again. I smiled to myself
"So, how much longer till we get to Moon Base?" Chief Haro asked
"I'd say, in a few more hours" Fayt said, I tried to hide a yawn by yawning in my mouth but it still came out.
"Yeah, during that time you guys should take a nap or something" Cliff said sitting back and crossing his hands behind his head "As soon as we're done here I'm going to sleep..."
"That's ok Cliff, you go now, we pretty much are done discussing things" Fayt smiled "Unless you all would like to ask more questions"
"I'm ok" I said
"Me too"
"Yeah"
"I'm fine"
"Where's the bathroom?"
"Down the hall, to your left" Fayt said and D3pa1 thanked him and quickly walked out. I yawned again
"I think I'll take a nap..." I muttered hugging my backpack like a toy on my lap. I heard a snore and looked to the side to see Cliff had already fallen asleep slouching in his chair, I grinned, took out my camera and quickly snapped a picture
"Hey..." Cliff said lazily opening his eye "I ain't something on display ya know..."
"Sorry, couldn't resist" I said sheepishly rubbing behind my head and yawned again. While the others were discussing some other little things, I struggled to keep my eyes open. I felt a hand on my shoulder and looked up to see Wilt
"I'm going back to the room we were in before, you coming?" he asked smiling
"Su-" I paused to yawn again "Sure"
"Ok, let's go" he smiled again and bent under the door frame out of the room, his head reappeared upside down "We'll try not to sleep too long"
"Don't worry, we'll come to wake you up before we depart" Nell told us
"Oh, it's ok, I'll sleep for only a minute then wake the others when it's time to leave" Wilt said
"No no, you get some sleep mister!" I said shaking my finger at him
"Sorry" Wilt said
"Stop being sorry, it's not your fault" I turned and smiled at the others "Thanks a bunch guys" I walked out with Wilt taking hold of his over sized hand and nearly dragging him to the room.
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"Now..." I said looking around the room "How're we going to do this?"
"Well, you could sleep in one of the chairs" Wilt suggested, awww! He's one of the first guys to care! I think I'm starting to like Wilty, er ,Wilt! Yeah!
"No I meant for you, how're you going to sleep?" I tapped my chin looking at the chairs.
"It's ok, I'll take the floor" Wilt said
"NO NO NO NO NO!" I said quickly "No sleepy on floors! We could try to bunch a whole bunch of chairs together to make a long enough bed! YEAH! I'm getting smarter everyday! Wait a sec... Oh yeah, the chairs have armrests... Dammit!"
"I'm sorry for the trouble" Wilt said "I'll just try to sleep in a chair or on the floor on a few pillows"
"Floor is not an option, and are you sure you're going to be comfy in a tiny chair?"
"It's ok, I'll sleep in a chair" Wilt said sitting down and his long legs reached nearly the three more chair lengths
"Are you obsolutly sure, you can sleep in a chair?" I asked once more just to make sure.
"It's all cool ok? I'm really sorry for all the trouble" Wilt said
"Man stop apologizing! It's not even your fault" I said settling into a chair myself digging in my backpack "Wanna blanket?"
"Ok" Wilt said and I tossed him two blankets "Umm, why do I have two?"
"One for your body and one for your legs," I said "If you want a blanket for your feet I can get that too"
"No no, I'm fine" Wilt said gingerly laying a blanket over his stilt legs and wrapping one around his body using one arm
"You want any help? Looks kinda hard to tuck yourself in with one arm"
"It's cool" Wilt smiled.
"Okie doke! Nighty night!" I said sitting on the chair and holding up my head with one hand
"Don't you need a blanket?" Wilt asked curiously
"Nah, I can't sleep when I have a blanket while I'm sleeping in a chair" I replied closing my eyes. There was a long long silence.
"Kiako?" Wilt said softly
"Mm-hm?" I kept my eyes closed.
"Oh, um... it's nothing" I smiled
"Okie doke smokie" There was another silent moment until I got so bored trying to fall asleep I kinda squinted through my eyes to see if Wilt was still awake. I saw him, but he wasn't asleep. He was taking the blanket that was on his legs off and reaching over to me with his uberly long arm, layed the blanket over me then giving my ears a rub as he fed me another 'sorry'
"Wow, they are real" I heard his whisper and saw him turn over with his other blanket. I opened my eyes remaining still and watching him, his snores sounded kinda strange, like...
"Snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo..." Like that. I chuckled and closed my eyes again.
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I woke while being violently shaked like a Shake and Bake box
"GAK!" I flailed my arms to try and attak my assaillant my hands knocking into a pair of glasses
"WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME JERK?" D3pa1 shreiked smacking me upside the head. I swear she looked like she was ready to explode!
"Invite you to wha?" I asked rubbing my head
"To sleep with you guys! You got to sleep with BM AND Wilt and you didn't even invite me?" D3pa1 said "Kiako I'm shocked!"
"BM? When'd BM get in here!" I looked around and saw BM on a bed of two chairs put together with...Hey! What happened to Wilt's blanket?
"Wilt! What happened to your blanket?" I asked jumping to my feet seeing Wilt had stood up stretching and yawning as his cheeks were pulled down from his mouth opening to yawn. D3pa1 and I looked at each other and smiled thinking of the same thing. What was that you ask? THAT WILT LOOKS SO DAMN CUTE YAWNING! THERE! I SAID IT!
"Well, BM came and asked for the blanket so I let him have it" Wilt said rubbing his working eye. I swear my inner chibi had watery eyes of admiration, he's so nice! Ok maybe I should stop doing that...
"BM!" I looked to where the black mage had made a make shift bed of two chairs put together. I stalked over to him and snatched up my blanket. Or I tried to anyway...
"GIMME BACK MY BLANKIE!" I cried trying to pull it out of BM's grasp.
"Er... White mage? Come'ere and give your big strong mage a kiss..." BM grumbled still dreaming. D3pa1 grabbed the front of his robes with her eye twitching
"WAKE UP!" D3pa1 yelled shaking BM like crazy "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!" BM just kinda hung there in her grasp when dark red began to spill from his nose.
"Uh oh!" Wilt said looking around "Is he hurt? What happened!"
"He's just thinking very very VERY bad thoughts..." D3pa1 growled and gave BM another shake. She finally got so frustrated, she drew her hand back and... I covered my eyes
SLAP!
"Huh? White mage don't be like that!" BM cried waking up and looking at a very angry D3pa1 "Eh, Oh hi Dpa1"
"DON'T 'HI' ME YOU PERVERT!" D3pa1 cried threating to kick him.
"AHH! NOT THERE!" There was a knock at the door and a half expected it to be someone next door asking what all the racket was. My other half? A MAN EATTING MONSTER! I felt a smack on my head
"Would you stop waving your arms around and get the door?" D3pa1 said as BM quickly wiped the blood from his nose. I opened the door and saw Nell
"Oh, Hi Nell" I said "Is it time to go?"
"Pretty soon" she said "You guys better come"
"Ok!" I turned to the others "Ikoze!"
"Speak english dumbass"
"Let's go!" I corrected and ran out with the others behind me.
Authors notes: MAN! Sorry this was so long! This is all based off of Star Ocean 3: Til the end of time. Unfortunatly I don't own the game. Yet. I MUST SAVE UP MONEY! I hoped you liked this chapter. And just to let you all know, It was D3pa1's idea to put Wilt in. WE JUST LUFF HIM SO MUCH! And to Firaja, I'm sorry Kel and the others aren't getting much action, but they will later! I promise! Gotta close here, bye!