Rainy Day TV

Summary: It's a rainy day and there's a blackout. When Kaiba finds the TV is working what insanely scary channels will he find? Read and find out!

Warnings/notes: I do not own the Sinsemilla Street idea…….be warned, there is perverseness by the bucket load and some language. Makes fun of kid's shows.

Rated: R

Erika: I hope you have fun reading this……I wouldn't suggest drinking or eating anything while you're reading this. yeah…hehehehehe read on…….

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It was a wet rainy day in Japan and the Yugioh gang was at Anzu's house.

"Somebody turn on the TV." Bakura growled.

"We're in a fricken blackout you bitch hole! Do you think the TV's really going to fricken work?" Marik snapped.

"Oh screw this!" Kaiba grabbed the remote and pressed on the power button. The TV clicked on showing the end of a commercial.

"….so come buy your lube today! Yee haw!"

OO'

"That…was….interesting." Shizuka uttered.

"And now back to Wheel of Torture." The announcer said. Kaiba blinked and changed the channel.

"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sinsemilla Street!" Kermit and Big Bird were

on a brick wall, smoking.

"Big Bird, what is the letter of the day?" Kermit asked, smoking his bong.

"The letter of the day is 3." Big Bird answered, high.

"Big Bird, 3 is a number not a letter."

"Oh, the letter of the day is Joint." Kermit gave a laugh.

"Big Bird, Joint is a word not a letter. Why did you say those anyway?"

"Three is the number of joints I smoked today." Kermit and Big Bird laugh. Elmo comes over with a needle sticking out of his vein.

"Hello Kermit! Big Bird! Have you seen my dildo?" Kermit shook his head.

"I think it's in my #(!&#&&." Big Bird said bending down.

Slllliiiiiip

"Thank you Big Bird!" Elmo runs off and runs into a wall.

"Big Bird, let's say our A B C's." Kermit said.

"Ok!" Big Bird answered.

"A B C D E F ummmm, R Z P I E T JOINT L Q K E FUCK R A H E Y T N V A S uhhhh….." Both of the high puppets started giggling.

"So, heeheeheehee, the message of the day is what Big Bird?" Kermit asked.

"Fuck you and go screw your dildo!"

"CAN YA TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SINSEMILLA STREET!" The kid's voices sang.

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"WHAT…..THE…..FUCK?" The Yugioh gang uttered.

"Talk about bizarre." Yuugi stated.

"Yuugi, mate, shut up." Ryou said. Kaiba blinked again and turned the channel.

"OH KEN!" Kaiba quickly clicked the channel again.

"I love you, you love me, let's team up and fuck Barney. With a great big orgasm as we slip inside, Barney please fuck us tonight!" The Kids sang. A little kid with glasses got down on his knees and started to give Barney a blowjob.

"Oh Sam don't stop!" Kaiba changed the channel as everyone started to fuck each other.

"Between the lions! Come on! Come in! Begin, to fuck us gays! Between the lions like pages between a book! Between the lions like the meat between a sandwich! Come in between the lions! It ends between the lions! Between the lions!" The lady stopped singing and it opened, showing a guy between to fucking lions.

"ROARRRR!"

"OH MUFASA DON'T STOP!"

"Simba….is…..gay?" Nala asked with tears.

"ROARRRRRRR!"

"NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!" Nala cried over the gay lion's and gay man's screams. (No offense to anyone who likes the Lion King).

Kaiba clicked off the TV and looked at the others.

"Do you want to play Monopoly?" He asked.

"Yeah." Everyone answered quickly.

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Erika: The end! Wow that was perverted and completely hilarious…..I got the Sinsemilla Street idea from everything else is just whatever I made up myself. I'm sorry it was so short. Hope ya liked it! R&R please! Sayonara!