Rainy Day TV 2

Erika: All right, I'm a liar. But don't you just love me for it? Here is the sequel to Rainy Day TV…….

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Anzu fumbled with her keys and opened the door only to jump in surprised when she saw the Yugioh gang lounging in her living room, watching TV. Yuugi tore his gaze away from the screen and grinned.

"Hey Anzu!"

"Uh, hi Yuugi…..why is everyone over here?"

"We wanted to watch more of those fucked up channels you have on your cable."

SLAP!

"YUUGI MOTOH DON'T YOU EVER SAY 'FUCKED UP' AGAIN!" Atemu screeched.

Blink. Blink.

"What the hell's wrong with you Pharaoh? Someone stick a pole up your ass?" Malik sneered. (A/N: Go Malik!)

"Pardon?" He asked.

"'Pardon'? What kind of lame word is dat?" Jounouchi sneered. Everyone blinked.

"Some burn Jounouchi." Marik said sarcastically.

"Dank you! I've had it lined up for a while." Marik smacked his forehead while Ryou just shook his head in dismay.

"You poor sad person." Atemu murmured.

"At least I'm not stupid!" Jou shot back. Atemu glared at him.

"At least I'm not dumb!"

"At least I'm not a moron!"

"At least I'm not a gay incesting mutt!"

Silence.

"BURN!" Jou ran out of the room, crying. Anzu sighed and took his place.

"What are you watching?" She asked Ryou.

"Some weird kid show called Faggot Tales." Coincidentally the show came back on right after he said that.

"Faggot tales, Faggot tales. Let's all go to Faggot tales! Come along, take my hand. Let's all go to Faggot Land!"

The two kids walked in, sighing.

"How was your day?" The girl asked.

"It sucked like a mother fucker! First this teacher named Mr. Houston raped me and then I got BJed by Vanmetre and I had to BJ him too!" The girl sighed.

"Well, I got an F on my test and my grade went down to an A-! My academic career is ruined!" The boy nodded.

"Ya know, we need some time in Faggot Land." The girl nodded. They grabbed the scale (it had a bong engraved on it) and put both their hands on it.

"I wish, I wish, with all my snot to smoke with faggots in a pile of Pot!" The kids were fell into a pile of Pot and the Dragon's lighted it for them.

"Ahh, relaxing high." The boy said, smelling the Pot. The Dragons nodded and went back to fucking each other.

Zach and Casey gave themselves blowjobs, after all, they were a two-headed Dragon with one body.

"This feels so good!" The pink Dragon giggled as the Blue Dragon humped her.

"I love Faggot Land." The girl sighed.

Anzu looked at the TV with wide eyes…..kinda like this: OO'

"You guys are watching this shit?" Everyone gave her a deranged stare.

"Sorry, can't you find anything better?" Kaiba picked up the remote and flipped through the channels stopping on Bob the Builder.

"Oh Bob!" The girl cried as she had an unexpected orgasm.

"I drilling right into you! Oh yeah baby you're like a tight screw!" The Truck stared through the window, leaking gas.

"I wish someone would fuck me." He moaned, his engine rumbling.

"BOB! AH! OH BOB!"

Blink. Blink.

"Let's change the channel shall we?" Kaiba asked to no one in particular. He went up one channel to find Teletubbies.

"Tinkywinky suck my winky!" Dipsy moaned.

"Bo lick my lala!"

OO'

"Changing the channel!" Kaiba uttered. The channel changed and showed…….

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Erika: Don't you just hate cliffhangers? Hey, please Review and give me some Kid's shows I can make fun of. Teletubbies, Sesame Street, Barney, Between the Lions, and Bob the Builder are already finished. So please give me some ideas! Please! R&R and Sayonara !