Kaiba changed the channel and it showed…..DORA THE EXPLORER!
Dora finally stopped pole dancing the tree, and looked at the monkey.
"Ya want it again sugar?" She suggested seductively, her behemoth eyes staring at him with naked lust.
"Oh yeah!"
"Then vaminos mes compadre!" Compadre with benefits…hehehehe.
(A/N: Oh, I'm not in Spanish, so half of that might be French…woops.)
Kaiba glared at the TV and changed it again.
"Blues Clues!" The little kids shouted. Steve walked in and looked at Blue.
"So what do you want to do today Blue?" Blue whined, squatted, and peed on the carpet.
:eye twitch:
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH! That's it, you're getting fixed!' Steve shoved Blue into a cage and took her to the vets.
"I want this little bitch fixed!" Steve snarled. The vet's assistant nodded, and put Blue into a machine.
"What type of ectomy would you like?" The machine asked. Steve stared at it.
"Uh, the reproductional organs?"
"Okay." The machine intoned monotonously. There was a yelping, a whir of blades, and then suddenly, it was raining blue fur and red rain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaiba switched off the TV and stared at the others.
"Mazaki, I order you to buy a new TV!" He commanded coldly.
"Who the hell are you to order me around Kaiba! I'll do whatever I want! Besides, it's possessed, it won't move." After the previous statement, the TV glowed green and suddenly a Well appeared on the screen. Kaiba clicked the off button, but it didn't shut off. Kaiba clicked the button again and again. The little girl climbed out of the well and started to walk towards them.
Click click click click click click click click—
"Why the hell won't it shut off!" Kaiba yelled.
The little girl got closer.
Click click click click click click click click—
"I don't know!" Anzu yelled back. Kaiba banged the remote against the table.
CLICK! The TV shut off and everyone sighed.
"I hate your TV Mazaki." Kaiba grumbled.
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Erika: Yeah, somehow Chapter three was deleted. I hope you like this new one! Later!