Erika: Woo-hoo! I'm finally updating! Sorry it took so long crouches behind huge shield for fear of hazardous projectiles Ehehehe, so forgive me of that.

Malik: You can say that again.

Erika: Yep, it's true. Anyhoodles, here is Rainy Day TV 4!

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Anzu sighed and glanced at Kaiba, "Look, Kaiba, let's just try and watch the next channel all the way through alright?" Kaiba turned very slowly and glared at her.

"Why?" He asked coldly.

"Er, uh, maybe, it uh, won't be as bad as it seems." Anzu answered, 'Damn I sound so lame.'

"Fine." Kaiba changed the channel and on came, The Wizard of Oz!

(A/N: Before I go any further, I love The Wizard of Oz so please don't take this literally, thanks)

"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!" So Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Lion and the Tin-man skipped down the yellow brick road towards emerald city.

Meanwhile….

"I'll have her my pretty," The witch cooed to herself, "I'll kill her and take back those shoes…damn her! Those cost at least $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001.25! And that little bitch took 'em. Well, I kill her my pretty," The witch looked into her glass orb and the field of poppy flowers; "Poppy flowers will do the trick."

"Oh look, a field of flowers!" Dorothy exclaimed in her southern accent.

"Er, what'd she say?" The Tin-man whispered to the Lion.

"I SAID FLOWERS YOU DUMBASS! DIDN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT!" Dorothy screamed. The Tin-man cowered (If that's even possible) and apologized profusely.

"Well," Dorothy sniffed, holding her nose high in the air, "I'm going through the flowers, because I'm pretty. Come on Toto." Dorothy skipped through the flowers and started laughing like a maniac, then suddenly she shriveled up and died.

"What…the….fuck?" The Scarecrow, Tin-man, and Lion uttered.

"Is she dead? Or is she not dead? That, is the question." The Scarecrow uttered, "Hey! I have a brain! I didn't need to see that gay bastard of a wizard after all!"

"Man my heart's still beating a mile a minute…hey! I have a heart!" The Tin-man exclaimed.

"Hey look, if you poke this part of her brain, her leg twitches!" The Lion cackled, poking Dorothy's exposed brain with a stick, "I always had courage, I just wanted to rape that bitch….oh well."

"The bitch is dead!" The Scarecrow rejoiced. Suddenly the munchkins jumped out and started singing:

"Ding dong the bitch is dead! The wicked bitch, that bitch is dead! Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead! She's gone now, to hell forever and now our heart's lift up in song! Ding dong the bitch is dead! The wicked bitch the bitch is dead! THE BITCH IS DEAD! SHE'S DEAD!"

Kaiba glared at Anzu as he turned off the TV.

"I hope you're happy bitch."

Anzu just looked at the TV with a stare of wonder.

"I can't believe that's on TV."

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Erika: Sorry it was short and sorry it took so long to update! REVIEW!

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