I don't own any characters from the Final Fantasy series, Fushigi Yuugi, Inuyasha, Shaman King and Naruto characters. I do not own Hayashida Heihachi or any of my school mates, as much as I hate some of them...
I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters © Kiako Ornitier 2000 (Please don't steal).
When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)
Oh! And thank you Fira-san for using your characters! I don't own his characters either. (Bows dow) Arigatou Fira-San!
And thank the people who made Red vs Blue! You can find some of the episodes at and go to achives I think
Other voice and memories: Italic
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I groaned sitting up and rubbing my head feeling my cat ears were gone replaced my by human ears.
"I'm human again? But then that must mean..." I looked around seeing the cherry wood chest and couches "I'm in my living room? What happened? All I remember is..." I jumped to my feet.
"D3pa1? Kakashi? Chichiri? Heihachi? Cliff? Where is everyone?" I called "HEY!"
BONK!
"OW!"
"I thought you'd be home by now, welcome back"
"Kuro? What happened to everyone? Was that whole trip a dream? It couldn't have been! NOOOO!" I cried "But what about Heihachi, and Chichiri, AND KAKASHI-SENSEI!- AHH!" Something heavy suddenly landed on my back followed by several more things smushing me into the carpet.
"Where are we no da?"
"Nice place"
"Heihachi you're heavy! GET OFFA ME!"
"Sorry, just tell Zero to get off of me first!"
"Whoa, those are like, really big and round... I wonder how they'd feel in my hands?"
"GAH! PUT THAT AWAY!"
"My hair! Get off of my hair! And my suit is crinkled!"
"Would you all mind getting off me!" I cried "You're all heavy together!" When the weight all lifted off, I stood up and my mouth dropped open.
"Kakashi! Kel! Heihachi! Chichri! Cliff! Albel! Well, not really happy to see you but, Hewo! Zero put that away, you're making me blind..." I said happily.
"Um, Who're you miss no da? And how do you know our names?" Chichiri asked. I looked at myself again seeing I was human, Gr I keep forgeting that!
"I'm-"
"Kiako-chan, good to see you're safe" Kakashi said coming up to me and patting my head. I smiled, at least someone remembers me!
"THAT'S Kiako? Whoa whoa whoa! You've got me confused" Cliff said "Kiako was a bit shorter and smaller... And skinnier."
"Hey! I'm just big boned!" I snapped. Yeah... I'm touchy about my weight... Heihachi went up to me face to face. Man, as a human I'm taller (And a bit heavier) then I was as a half demon and I'm just as tall as Heihachi!
"Could you smile again?" he asked. I seemed a bit confused about the question, until Kakashi rubbed my head again and I smiled automaticly. Heihachi smiled too
"It is Kiako-chan! Only she has a smile like that" he said "Just, why do you look different?"
"Well, in the other worlds I'm demon, I guess since the new moon was coming soon I transformed early." I said rubbing behind my head and looking down "This is my human form." Pfft, nothing much to look at. Shoulder length dark brown hair, 5 foot 3, and a half. Currently all I was wearing was a pair of my American Eagle jeans and a red sweater with my black T-shirt over it. I was... Pleasantly plump as I said before, but you couldn't really tell with the clothes I was wearing. I pushed my glassed up my nose and smiled.
"Wow, you're really different human then half demon." Kel said. I stared at him for a moment.
"Wow, you're really... dark" I said. Kel had brown chocolate skin, black marble like eyes and black dreads that went down to about his neck and he was 5 foot 9! That's really tall! I was in shock.
"So what if I'm dark? I had no idea you were Asian!" Kel said giving me a noogie
"GAAH! Hey how come Vale and Zero still look the same?" the both of them shrugged.
"Well, you really are different. A bit taller, a bigger build, and...Uh... bigger?" Cliff said and I could tell he was trying not to hurt my feelings or something like that. Or he was just plain slow.
"Yeah, like around the waist" Zero muttered earning himself a punch in the shoulder.
"URESAI! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEEE!" I cried
"Ow jeez! You hit harder human the demon!" Zero shouted rubbing his arm "Does anyone have ice? I think she broke my humorus bone..." I looked at Vale seeing he was in shock.
"Um, earth to Vale? Are you ok?" I asked waving my hand in front of his eyes. Maybe he'll stop liking me, I'm never popular with the guys in the human world.
"You-You..." Vale stuttered "YOU MAY LOOK DIFFERENT ON THE OUTSIDE! BUT YOU SHALL FOREVER BE MY BELOVED FELINE!" I fell over. THIS GUY DOESN'T QUIT!
"I didn't know you wore glasses, and your hair looks like Heihachi's! Only a bit longer and his hair's orange and yours is combed, to the side I might add" Kakashi said.
"Hey hey! Don't make fun!" Heihachi said pulling his hat furthur over his head "I've never had a chance to run a comb through my hair mind you!" we all laughed.
"So, where are we?" Kakashi asked
"This is my house, remember I told you that I came to your world using the fireplace?" I said
"Huh? Your world? Another world? I just thought I landed in an unknown continent" Heihachi said "I don't understand..."
"Oh, sorry! Kuro will explain to you later"
"WHY ME!" Kuro growled "Gr, anyways, where's D3pa1?"
RING!
I ran to the phone and after looking on Caller ID, picked it up.
"Kiako! Are you there? You won't believe what happened!"
"I know Dpa1, and from all the stuff we've been through, I'll believe anything" I said "So what's up? You doin' ok?"
"BM IS HERE! IN MY HOUSE! BLACK MAGE! VIVI TOO!" D3pa1 cried. My mouth dropped
"Don't worry! We're coming to save you!" I said franticly "Gotta find my mom's car keys!"
"No no! It's a good thing! I can't believe it, two black mages in my house, IN MY HOUSE! ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?"
"Ok ok good, but first, can you come over? I think we gotta make some sort of plan here, Everyone came back with me" I said.
"Not to mention a few other people I met, they're at my house. I'll go get them" Kuro said walking towards the front door "I live like three blocks away anyways..."
"I'll be there as soon as I can, hey can I bring BM?" D3pa1 asked "PRETTY PLEASE?"
"YES! JUST COME!" I cried then hung up "Well, that's settled... Anyone hungry?"
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"Hey yo!" D3pa1 greeted walking through the door
"Hiya!" BM said waving.
"Hey guys" I said setting a glass of juice on the table "Come on in"
"KIAKO!" I gagged as I was swept off the ground into a giant hug "I MISSED YOU YA?"
"Hi...Wakka...Put... me...down..." I squeaked feeling like I was ready to pop.
"OKIE DOKIE!" Wakka said happily dropping me on the kitchen floor while I felt happy to breathe again.
"Um, some bad news" Kuro said walking in with a guy that had short dark purple hair a dark blue purple cape and some dark blue clothing with patterns on it. He also had a sword strapped to his side! The next guy that walked in had longish red hair, more weird clothing and had two blue belts around his waist with a sword too! And of course, Hao walked in last smiley as ever. Or, as smiley as he gets.
"I think I've already seen it" I said getting up.
"Who's that no da?" Chichiri asked
"Wakka, Kiako and Kuro refer to him as the Death Bringer" Kakashi said
"He seems dangerous no da..."
"Yeah, dangerous in the kitchen" D3pa1 said "Ok, so who do we got here?"
"Well, the people who ended up at my house were Kakashi, Chichiri, Heihachi, Cliff, Kel, Zero, Vale and Albel" I said
"WHOA! THAT'S KEL?" D3pa1 and Kuro both exclaimed pointing at Kel "You're so dark!"
"What is it with you people!"
"Well, all I have is BM and Vivi" D3pa1 said hugging Vivi
"Ouchie, my neck..." Vivi whimpered.
"Well, Hao-sama got to my house first, then I came back with Leon and Kratos" Kuro said. I stared for a moment.
"Lions and a crack goose?" I asked and had a plastic bowl thrown at me.
"NOT LIONS AND CRACK GOOSES! I mean, GEESE!" Kuro roared "Er, ahem. This is Leon Magnus and this is Kratos Aurion" she gestured the purple haired guy was Leon and Kratos was the red headed guy.
"Hiya!" I greeted
"Hello" Kratos said.
"You are right, she is an idiot" Leon said to Kuro "Hello"
"So, what'll we do? This is just like last year!" Kuro said
"Yeah, but we don't even know how much time has passed in this world, It's confusing!" I said and looked outside seeing the paper "This outta tell us, WAAAH!"
"What is it?"
"THAT!" I cried slamming the paper on the kitchen table "August 30, 2005!"
"Noway! A whole year passed? THAT MEANS I HAVE TO RE-DO THE 8th GRADE!" Kuro shouted "NOOOO! I WAS A FOOL TO GO AND SAVE YOU! I SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT YOU THERE TO DIE!"
"Hey hey, no death wishes on anyone ok?" Cliff said.
"Well, we've still got school, I wonder what happened?" I said "We must've been proclaimed dead or something by now!"
"I don't think so" we all looked up at the stairs seeing... Me?
"Who the hell're you!" I shouted pointing at myself, er, me, er, the person who looks like me! #$! This is confusing! Uh-oh, there goes the Cid mouth...
"I'm you idiot!"
"How is that physically possible? I'm here, but you're there, but if you're me, and I'm here, then am I just a figment of my own imagination?" I said "OH MY GOD!"
"No no, calm down, it's-"
"VIVI! YOU WERE RIGHT! WE REALLY DON'T EXIST! RUN! RUN MY LITTLE BROTHER RUN!" I cried shaking Vivi, who's giant yellow eyes were filled with shock as he froze
"Caml down! Jeez!" Kuro snapped smacking my head "It's ok!"
"Wha?" I stopped panicing "Care to explain?"
"Well, since you left, in order to complete balance in this world since you were gone, we came to make sure everything was A-Ok!" my counter part said and poked my forehead "Here are your memories of last year" I closed my eyes as images flooded my brain.
"Wow, D3pa1 was in my class? SWEET!" I grinned then it disappeared "What the- I cried for all of math class? Weird... OHMIGOD! I stood up to Robot! YAY! THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME IN 4TH GRADE!"
"Man, how can she remember all of that?" Kel asked "What is she like now, 9th grade?"
" Yeah, cause last year we were SUPPOSE to be in 8th grade. And she's got one heck of a memory, too bad it's wasted on games and anime instead of school work" Kuro said
"SO NOT TRUE!" Both me and my counter part said "Hey, didn't you guys get a counter part?"
"I did, I already got my memories" Kuro said
"WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?"
"Must've slipped my mind."
"Dpa1, did you get your memories?" I asked
"Yeah... I'm so pissed off at Tyler! Laughing at you..." D3pa1 growled "I'd have freaking punched his gay power ranger face off if I was there!"
"Arg, horrible..." I sighed.
"Well, that outta do it" my clone said "See ya!" and in a shimmer, she was gone.
"Wow..." I gapped "Anywho, what time is it? Ten o'clock pm?"
"Try 12 in the morning!" Kuro exclaimed "Arg, I'm never gonna get enough sleep!"
"Well, we better make this quick then" I said taking out some paper and a pencil.
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Ok, so here it is. We all agreed to let the characters stay at our houses, but our favorite characters would stay with us. Kakashi, Chichiri, Heihachi, Cliff, Kel and Zero would stay at my place, seeing it was the second biggest. D3pa1 and I argued things out and we found my house has more floors. TWO more floors to be exact! Yup, my house is a four level house. Basement, living room, family room/dining room/ kitchen (Yeah, living room is connected to the kitchen which is connected to the living room. So it's techniquely Living room, go up 3 stairs kitchen/family room, take 10 stairs up to the bedrooms) and the bedrooms. Cool eh?
Leon, Hao, Kratos and Albel would stay at Kuro's house and BM, Vale and Vivi would stay with D3pa1. Vivi would stay at D3pa1's because she demanded it, and so Vivi could make sure BM doesn't do anything... cough... STUPID. Plus, Vale was staying at her place because I don't exactly want him here and she said she'd take him for a while. Only a month though, BETTER MAKE THE BEST OF IT!
"Well, that outta settle it" I said "Wakka we change every week between the three of us"
"Why only one week? Why not 2 or 3?" D3pa1 asked
"Could YOU live with Wakka for one than one week?" I asked pointing to the blitzball player spinning plastic plates on chop sticks.
"Um, no... Good point"
"Well, now that that's done, bye!" Kuro said walking out the door.
"Yeah, see ya tomarrow!" D3pa1 called.
"Tomarrow?"
"Yeah, we're coming over again tomarrow! 1:30, NIGHT!"
"Good night..." I groaned waving then when they left, turned to the others "Ok, so where is everyone going to sleep?"
"Maybe we should explore a bit first before we decide" Kakashi said starting up the stairs to the bedrooms.
"Oh yeah, don't go into my mom's room, or my sisters room. And you SURE as hell can't sleep in my room. So, upstairs is kinda off limits, sorry."
"Oh? Alright then."
"WHOO HOO! I CALL THE COUCH!" Kel shouted jumping onto one of the living room couches
"Then I get the other couch!" Zero said hopping on the second couch.
"I guess I'll take the living room couch" Heihachi said
"Me too no da!"
Um, yeah, I have two couches in both my living and family room. I guess it's a good thing my mom loves couches.
"Am I allowed to sleep in the office?" Kakashi asked
"Sure, Lemme get some blankets and pillows" I said "Cliff, where're you gonna sleep?"
"I guess the basement it is!" Cliff said opening the door "Wow, it's like, really creepy looking down there..."
"Cause it's not finished" I said "I think there's a bed down there though, I lay on it to play Playstation"
"You have PS2?" Kel asked bolting up
"Yeah. why?"
"I'M SLEEPING IN THE BASEMENT!" Kel shouted jumping off the couch towards the basement door
"NOT BEFORE I DO!" Zero charged after him.
"Watch out for the-!" They both yelped and screamed "Stairs... Oh dear... Are you guys ok?"
"Y-Yeah..."
"I think I broke something!" I sighed. This is gonna be harder then I thought...
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I stared at my clock and sighed stuffing my face into the pillow. It was way too early to get up, and it was a Sunday! Which reminds me, I think tomarrow's the first day of school... I heard Kei kei barking and groaned. Guess I need to let her out to go potty... I climbed out of bed, still in my PJ's and trotted down the stairs
"Kei kei, stop barking I'm coming..." I said.
"Good morning!" Heihachi said cheerfully "Have a good sleep Kiako-chan?" I stood there dumbstruck. I completely forgot they were here!
"Yea, morning everyone" I greeted smiling
"HA! You've got some serious bed head!" Zero laughed, his helmet off
"You're hair got longer, so there!" I pouted
"Really? Should I cut it?"
"You should just shave it all off..." Cliff snorted sipping out of a coffee mug.
"WHAT? IT'S BECAUSE I'M A RED HEAD ISN'T IT!" Zero shouted grabbing Cliff's blonde hair
"GAH! DON'T MAKE ME SPILL THE COFFEE!"
"Hey, where'd you find it anyways?" I asked
"We did that Seek and retrieve game" Kakashi said.
"Ah." I said scratching my head then looked at the oven clock "Aww man, I slept til 12:30?"
"Yeah, and I have to say, You're basement is FREEZING!" Cliff went to the water cooler and put more hot water into his mug "Arg, if only you had some orange juice, I wouldn't have to drink all this water!"
"Hey uh, Where's my dog?" I asked looking around "I heard her barking"
"She's under the table" Kel said pointing "For some reason, she won't leave my feet alone..." I sighed and went on all fours looking under the table among everyone's feet seeing my dog laying at Kel's feet chewying on...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"KEI KEI! NOO! GIVE BACK KAKASHI-PLUSHIE!" I cried diving under at her as she bolted away
"OW! YOU LANDED ON MY FOOT!" Kel shouted. I jumped up hitting my head on the table and crawled out.
"KEI KEI GIVE IT BACK!" I ordered running around the cherry wood chest as she ran the other direction
"I feel... sick for some reason..." Kakashi muttered using his head band to cover both his eyes.
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So...uh... Heh heh. After I retrieve my home made Kakashi plushie, we all sat at the table while I grinned sheepishly
"Sorry, I didn't think she got into my room" I said
"I think Kakashi-sama is in shock..." Heihachi said fanning Kakashi with a towel, Kakashi had his head down on the table and I could just imagine little swirls and a deperessing aura above his head.
"No da, that was amusing to watch though da!" Chichiri said. I stood from the table
"Well, is anyone hungry? I could always fix something up" I said.
"Ok um, how about one of those famous peach soups? I've always wanted to try one of those!" Cliff suggested.
We all stared at him.
"What the hell is that?" Kel asked
"An invention in Star Ocean 3" I said tapping my chin "Last time I remember it was made by Killer Chef..."
"Does such a thing exist?" Kakashi asked
"Not in this world!" I sighed "Ok, um... I'll just assume you guys want soup" I put a pot over the stove and grabbed a few cans of soup. Hmm, I wonder what kind of soup they want?
"Soup? I don't mean to be offensive, but don't you have rice? Or something...? Please?" Heihachi asked with his hands clapped together
"Yeah, I kinda want a cheese burger or something..." Kel said folding hid hands behind his head.
"Well, as my friend Izumi says, Beggar can't be choosers. Whatever that means... And how many people do you know eat rice and burgers for breakfast?" I said "So what kinda soup? Tomato, Alphabet, Vegatable or Cream of mushroom"
"Ew!" Zero blurted.
"What? Never tried mushrooms in soup?" I asked skeptically holding up the can.
"No, it's just... The vegatable soup..." Zero said
"Arg, come on it's just vegetable! So choose guys, I can't read your minds"
Soon we had come to a conclusion to eat Alphabet soup. One, because it was good for you, and two, It's so fun to play with! I once spelt my name with Alphabet soup.
"Look no da! Mine spells, K-G-L-A-R-G-E-D-D-Y! No na da!" Chichiri said with sheer amusement staring at his spoon.
"If you don't eat those it's gonna spell, D-E-A-D" Cliff said drinking straight from the bowl "Ok, I'm done"
"But we haven't even started yet man!" Kel exclaimed pointing at his soup "I didn't even get a chance to spell anything..."
"Kiako-chan, aren't you going to eat no da?" Chichiri asked. I un-crossed my eyes and looked at the table from my little spot on the wall.
"Huh? Oh, nah, I'm not hungry. You guys eat first, I'm gonna wash up" I said walking up the stairs "Don't do anything hostile while I'm away guys"
"No worries, we won't"
After I had taken a shower and changed to a pair of jeans and my FF X-2 shirt with the long sleeves that covered my fingers, I walked downstairs and peered around the corner seeing them talking about the house. I rubbed my chin, I can't just let them stay in here all the time, they'll all get stir crazy, Especially Chichiri! They'd look weird in those clothes though, but none of my clothes would fit them. I heard a beep saying that my phone had a message I hadn't answered. Since we had a phone upstairs and downstairs, I went back upstairs to my mom's room and grabbed it seeing the message was from my cousin, Kenny. I grinned and phoned him.
"Hello?"
"Hey Kenny, you phoned?"
"Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted to come over to play Super Smash bros. Melee, I'm bored plus there's gonna be school tomarrow"
"Sure ok, but hey, can I bring a few friends?"
"Eh, sure. No one's home anyways."
"Great! Be right there!" I said cheerfully hanging up "Hey guys!"
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Since he only lived about a block away, we got there quick by just walking.
"Who the hell are these people?" Kenny asked scratching his black hair. Honestly, he kinda looked like Kel while we were in the worlds. Just he was chinese and wore glasses. I explained to him the situation and he nodded with a shrug.
"Sure, they can borrow my clothes. JUST TAKE CARE OF THEM" Kenny said walking upstairs to his bed room that he shared with his older brother "You're lucky bro ain't gonna be home for another 3 months, he's in Hong kong. Big sis is still here though, just she's at work"
"So, let's see, Kakashi, Cliff, Chichiri and Heihachi will have to wear your older brothers clothes... And Kel and Zero will have to wear your clothes." I said
"It's ok, so long as you don't get them dirty or any kinda shit..." Kenny said from the door.
"These are very strange clothes no da" Chichiri said holding up my older cousins PUMA T-shirt "What do these words mean?"
"They're company brands" I explained.
"Oooh"
"Well, I'll let you guys find your stuff, change into them when you're done, I wanna see okie?" I said smiling and walking out the door.
"So, while they change, wanna go play Super Smash?" Kenny asked
"You're on!" we both ran downstairs starting up the Game Cube. I quickly chose Roy and Kenny chose Captain Falcon.
"Prepare to die" He sneered
"How come you're not using Fox? Ain't he your best character?" I asked as the battle arena of Hyrule temple came up on screen.
"Eh, you're not worth using my best on" The game started and I dashed forward with Roy doing his smash attack. My cousin flipped out of the way behind me and did a Falcon punch sending me flying across the screen.
"NO!"
"HA!" I gritted my teeth and did a quick sword smash combo on him then while he was in the air I did and up stab sending him flying off the screen.
"HA! Look who lost a life first!" I pointed
"Shut up and play you skank"
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!" I did a sword upper cut while at the same time he Falcon kicked me to the ground.
"I was kidding! Just play"
After we played for a while, I was already down to 1 stock while Kenny still having 10. We usually put the stock up to 15.
"Hey! We're done!" Zero called. I looked up for a moment and dropped my controller.
"HA! I WIN!" Kenny shouted "IN YOUR FACE!" Yeah... he's a really sore winner... as well as loser...
"Wow..." was all I could muster seeing everyone in normal clothes.
Kakashi was wearing black pants and a black turtle neck still wearing his mask and headband.
Chichiri was wearing a dark blue sweater and black pants too, with his smile still plastered on his face.
Heihachi was wearing jeans and a long white T-shirt. with his goggles on his head but without his hat. Hmm, I think I have a jacket that'll go with that outfit of his...
Cliff of course, was wearing jeans and a white tank top with a T-shirt jacket thingy, whatever it's called that he left un-buttoned.
Zero was wearing the PUMA t-shirt, jeans and he somehow found my cousin's hair glue so he spiked up his red hair.
Kel-san? He wore a black T-shirt with a hoody vest and baggy pants, his dread tied up.
"Well? What do you think no da?" Chichiri asked. I was still in shock.
"You guys... look..." I stuttered pointing at them, my hand shaking at an alarmingly fast rate.
"That bad, huh?" Heihachi said rubbing behind his head, his orange hair was flat over his head from being under a hat all the time.
"YOU GUYS LOOKS AWESOME!" I squealed and they all took a step back. Heh heh, opps, fangirl moment.
"JEEZ you don't have to scream!" Kenny cried "You hurt my ears! Sometimes I wonder if you really are my cousin!" I smiled weakly
"Sorry guys!" I looked at a nearby clock "GACK! 1:30 already? I forgot Dpa1 and Kuro were coming over at that time!" I jumped up and snatched up my jacket.
"Why can't you stay longer?" Kenny asked
"It's important, sorry, Thanks for inviting me over and for lending us your clothes!" I called running out the door
"Thanks alot! We really appreciate it!" Heihachi said running after me "Kiako-chan slow down!"
"Yeah! We have to get our clothes no da!"
"See ya guys"
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"Kiako, what have we told you about sprinting long distances?" D3pa1 said sitting at my table while I gasped for breath. Man, I'm so outta shape human... and my asthma's worse... I took a puff out of my inhaler
"Not..to...sprint unless... Someone's trying... to..."
"Ok ok ok, we don't need details" D3pa1 said patting my back "Well, you guys look pretty good, Hei, don't wear those with that outfit, you look ridiculous."
"My goggles?" Heihachi asked taking them off and his shaggy bangs went into a cowlick "Gah... how shabby..." he tried to smooth it down only making his hair worse.
"That isn't how you fix a cow lick, you do it like this" Zero said grabbed Heihachi's head.
"Ow ow! What're you doing!" Zero didn't answer, but took the palm of his hand, licked it, and slapped it down on Hei's head.
"That's how ya handle a cow lick!"
"AAHHHHHH! THAT'S GROSS!"
"Yeah man, nasty!" Kel said his face screwing up in disgust. I couldn't help but smile and laugh. I smirked to myself and ran up into my room snatching my camera and ran back downstairs, where now both Zero and Kel were trying to fix Heihachi's hair. I grinned and snapped the picture.
All eyes turned on me.
"Heh heh, sorry guys! Couldn't help it!" I shrugged leaning over the railing
"GAAH! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!" Kuro yelled. Did I mention she hates cameras? No really, I took a picture of her and she chased me down like a rabbid wolf after a monkey. Actually, that made no sense... Hey I like monkeys ok!
"I want to remember all the good times, so I'm catching everything on film!" I stated "Hey everyone, what's 1+2?"
"Three" everyone said and I snapped the picture.
"GOT YA!" I shouted "When people say three they always smile!"
BAM!
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY PICTURE!" Kuro roared shaking me by from the collar of my shirt as my head continously banged on the wall behind me.
"Kuro! Don't kill her yet! We have school tomarrow!" D3pa1 cried
"Oh yeah, school, what'll we do about them?" Kuro asked gesturing to the Kakashi and the others still trying to figure out Heihachi's hair.
"We could always bring them with us" I suggested rubbing my head, which had a giant lump on it. I think I better get an ice pack...
"NO!" Kuro and D3pa1 both shouted at once
"Eh? Why not?" I asked walking to the fridge and taking out a gel pack. Good thing I have these things ready all the time...
"Remember last year? Er, I mean, two years ago? When Wakka was here? He near darn blew my house up!" D3pa1 cried
"Which is why we must keep an eye on him and switch him every week" I said a matter O factly.
"Alright alright..." Kuro sighed "Mostly Kratos, Leon and Hao-sama will be in AC with me"
"Duh, you're all super genius smarty pants!" I said and rubbed my bump, which swelled down "Hey Heihachi, if you don't mind, could you try something on? I just wanna see how it looks" Heihachi, whose hair was now a complete mess, nodded
"Sure, ok"
I smiled and ran upstairs grabbing my dark blue flanel shirt and ran back downstairs.
"Here," I tossed it to him "Put it on, but leave it unbuttoned like Cliff" Heihachi did just that and I put my fingers together like a movie director making a frame.
"Hmm, not bad" D3pa1 said doing the same thing "Yeah, he's looks cool enough, and everyone else is good too. Except Chichiri and Kakashi need a T-shirt of something."
"No worries, got some"
"From...?"
"Kenny."
"Your cousin? His clothes are huge! Why's he have clothes he can't even fit?"
"Some of them are his older brothers!"
"Oh ok, didn't think of that"
"I don't think we can do anything about your hair Hei-san no da" Chichiri said flipping a few hairs around
"Yeah, after what Zero did I think it just got worse" Kel said
"Um, Kiako-chan? Can I borrow your shower?" Heihachi asked.
"Oh, sure thing" I said "Just gimme a sec" I quickly checked there was soap and all that other jazz before letting him go in.
"Arigatou-gozaimasu" he smiled and closed the door locking it. The door bell rang and I bounded to the door opening it.
"Hey Kiako, Kenny told me you needed to borrow some clothes from him and my brother, so here" my older cousin said handing me a giant box
"Wow, thanks alot! Wanna come in?" I asked taking the box and kicking it behind me.
"No, I"m busy and- Hey are those your friends?" she asked peering behind me. I nodded. "Oh my gosh that one with the silver hair is hot!"
"Kakashi?"
"Isn't he from, Now-ru-toe?" she asked.
"Naruto, and uh...Ask Kenny about it..." I said. DAMMIT THAT STUPID DUBBED VERSION MESSED IT UP!
"Oh my gosh, is he visiting? Or what?" she asked staring
"Well, he's kinda living here for a while along with those other guys" I said. She stared at me
"You're surrounded by hot men that LIVE WITH YOU? Can I move in?"
"Sorry, no more room" I said grinning weakly "Plus, one of them is in the shower"
"IN YOUR SHOWER!"
"...Yeah..."
"Kiako, girls would kill to live with hot guys like you" she said stepping out the door "Oh, ok then. Bye! And don't wreak those clothes" with that she left and I sighed pulling the card board box in.
"Hey guys, we got more clothes! You'll have to share them though..." the guys crowded around the box pulling out different articles of clothing.
"Hey, what're these no da?" Chichiri asked holding up a pair of boxers
"Under wear. Duh." Zero said
"What are under wear no da?"
"You mean you don't wear underpants!" Kel exclaimed
"Well, we never did. In my world da"
"Dude! Walk around with no under pants with hot chicks around who most likely have no underpants either? I'd love to live in your world!" Zero said until I smacked him in the head with my left hand. My right hand would leave a dent in him head...
"What happened? I heard a ringing sound and some shouting" I looked at the stairs and nearly fainted. Heihachi was walking down the stairs, dripping wet (Wearing jeans) with a towel draped over his head.
Shirtless. And dripping wet.
My inner chibi nearly died.
OMG! HE'S HALF NAKED! But... for some reason I can't tear my eyes away!
"Kiako-chan are you ok?" Kakashi asked waving his hand in front of my face
"I think she's gone into shock, D3pa1 too" Kuro said. D3pa1 had her mouth hanging open and she grabbed my arm
"Excuse us for a bit!" she said dragging upstairs past Heihachi and into my room slamming the door.
"What was that for? I was enjoying myself!" I cried then stopped "Er, I mean... Guh, damn..."
"It's not natual for someone to be that damn hot!" D3pa1 shouted "Who knew he looked so good under all those layers of clothing!"
"Wha? That all came out wrong..." I said "But damn, you're right..." D3pa1 had a devious smile on her face
"We should try to convince them all to take their shirts off" she grinned
"NOO! I'M GONNA DIE IF YOU DO!" For some strange reason, whenever I see shirtless guys that look good I can't get my eyes off them...But then I feel bad and end up poking my own eye to try and make myself stop. It was just plain rude... But...I couldn't help it for some reason...
"Man, if only BM would take his robes off" Dpa1 said. I laughed
"That's only if he had one thing in mind!"
"True, I guess I could always take Hei, he seems open about taking his shirt off in public" D3pa1 said.
"Back off! I met him first..." I said and covered my mouth.
"Wel, you've already got Kakashi!"
"You have BM!"
"Hey! What're you two talking about in there!" Kuro shouted beating on my door
"NOTHING!" we both cried.
Authors notes: Gah, I'm cutting it there... Hope you enjoyed that chapter, it was kinda fun to write! And Fira-san, I think Greed is awesome too! But I kinda like Envy, he's kinda ok I guess. Not that great though (Stupid coward...) But Greed does get beat by this guy, I forgot his name (Or I"m not telling! HA!) The manga was awesome! I read it. Now since I'm past this part of my fic, I can get everything else on track! YAHOO! Thanks for reading everyone!