I don't own any characters from the Final Fantasy series, Fushigi Yuugi, Inuyasha, Shaman King and Naruto characters. I do not own Hayashida Heihachi or any of my school mates, as much as I hate some of them...
I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters © Kiako Ornitier 2000 (Please don't steal).
When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)
Oh! And thank you Fira-san for using your characters! I don't own his characters either. (Bows dow) Arigatou Fira-San!
Other voice and memories: Italic
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"Now, let's see..." I looked at the long list of names seeing mine near the bottom "Room 906, not too bad I hope. Meet in room 27" I sighed and began to shuffle my way to my room seating myself in the back corner. Not only to get away from the people who LOVE to make my life miserable, but to draw without getting noticed by the teacher. Since everyone was so busy trying to get with their "Possies" I was left in the corner surrounded by empty desks. I guess that'd be a good thing...
"Hey! We're in the same class!" D3pa1 said happily taking a seat beside me. I brightened
"Seriously? Again? AWESOME!" I grinned. The bell rang and everyone took seats. I reconized a most of them from the last year memories and grade school, Even kindergarten, so, I dispised them already... At least D3pa1 was there to pick me up.
"Ok Grade 9's, welcome! You're at the top of the school now, which means you are all role-models for the little kids!" the teacher announced "But, before we send you off to your lockers, we have a few new students!" I picked my head off the table. Maybe I might be able to form some sort of alliance! I just hope they don't hate me...
"Ok, first there's Ha-He... Er... I'll just let them introduce themselves" four people walked in and my eyes doubled in size.
"Domo! I'm Heihachi!"
"Kakashi, nice to make your aquantance"
"I'm Chichiri no da!"
"BM, just BM ladies"
"Oh god, how'd they get here..." D3pa1 groaned then smirked "Hey, since the desks around us are empty... that only means!"
"Ok, you guys can sit over there by Kiako and Dpa1, their both nice girls, so make friends." D3pa1 and I shot a glance at each other. Hearing some sounds, I strained my ears
"God why did they have to sit near them and not us?" one girl whispered
"Omg, their all so hot!"
"They won't make friends with those girls, I'll get there first..." I started to frowned until Heihachi sat behind me and Kakashi in front with Chichiri beside Kakashi and BM behind D3pa1.
"Domo Kiako-chan! Let's have a good year together!" Heihachi said patting my head and I smiled nodding.
"Good, this seating plan will stay this way the whole year until furthur notice" the teacher said and began explaining about the rules and stuff. When he got to the dress code of no spagatti straps and other unapproriate clothing, all the girls in the class groaned. Except D3pa1 and me, we don't wear that stuff anyways...
"Good thing we got in the same class, where's Kuro?" Kakashi asked turning around, he had replaced his mask with a scarf and his head band with a wide black ribbon, he must have gone through my bathroom...
"In AC, Academic challange. Just cause she's smarter then the average kid" D3pa1 said
"I wonder if Leon and Kratos are with her no da?" Chichiri said staring at the posters on the wall about the human body "Hmm, so this is school no da"
"Did Kel and Zero make it?" I asked trying not to sweat with all the eyes boring into my back from the other girls. Keep it cool, keep it cool...
"Probably, hopefully they got in" D3pa1 said "Oh yeah, Vale made it too" I banged my head on the desk and groaned.
"Woe on me, at least he's not in this class" I smiled "This is awesome you guys are all in my home room! I'm so happy!"
"HI KIAKO!" I half expected Wakka but saw it was this other kid... He had messy greasy brown hair, glasses, and was chubby with some sort of bad odour emiting from him...
"Hi" I said politely
"We're in the same class! Let's have fun!" he said before plopping himself in the desk on the other side me of me. Well, I didn't really hate the guy, but... he does live like, 3 houses down from me.
"Omg, Kiako, it's Magical boy..." D3pa1 whispered to me. Yeah, uh, you see, he skipped down the hallway singing IT'S MAGICAL! before in grade 7, and people thought he was retarded and hated him. I never knew why...
"Ok, so your first class is LA, here are your scredules. Now get to your class and have a good year!" the teacher said "Oh, and here are your assigned lockers"
Since everything is arranged alphabetacaly by last name, Kakashi and Heihachi's lockers was beside each other, six lockers down was mine then D3pa1's, and then one over was Chichiri's. Funny, he said his last name was Ri... Chichiri Ri? Ri? Guh... Another question for another day...
"Well, where's our first class no da?" Chichiri asked with a binder tucked under his arm.
"Hey,where'd you get those?" D3pa1 asked seeing Hei, Kakashi, Chichiri and BM already had their school supplies.
"The school provided us with them, they thought we were foriegn exchange students!" Heihachi said. At least hs finally got his hair fixed...
"Lucky" I looked at our scheduel "Let's see, it should be in room 3, on the other side of the school"
"On the other side!"
"No worries! We have a short cut!" D3pa1 grinned running in the hall "The library has two doors, that goes to both sides of the school, we cut through there and we won't be late."
"Good thinking" BM said
"The thing about it though, is that it's packed..." I said before a hord of people barged into us.
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"OUTTA MY WAY YOU WHORE!"
"BITCH! SAY THAT TO MY $# FACE!"
"I BROKE A NAIL!"
"DRAGONS EXIST! THEY REALLY DO!" I tried to push through the crowd saying sorry everytime I hit someone. Habit...
"Sorry! Sorry! Sorry, Sorry! Excuse me... Oh I'm sorry! SORRY!" I said hugging my books and keeping my head bent down.
"Don't even bother, these preps and Jockey wanna-be's don't even give a rats ass..." D3pa1 said shoving past a group of boys.
"No da! Something touched me inappropriatly! DA!" I could just imagine this all in anime form scenario.
"D3pa1! HELP! I'M BEING CARRIED AWAY!" I'd cry while the crowd pushed me away and I was drowning in them.
"I'M GOING IN!" D3pa1
dives in "OH NO! I THINK WE LOST HER!"
"WAAH! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!" I'd cry some more before disappearing into the crowd.
I snickered to myself until I was shoved aside almost getting slammed into a shelf.
"Hey watch it fatty!" one boy snapped then took on some kinda cool pose "Oh, you're in my home room. The one surrounded by the new guys right?"
"Yeah..." I said quietly. GOD I HATE BEING NOTICED THIS WAY! I wanted to cry, but clinched my teeth together.
"I don't like you, you're ugly and fat and last of all STUPID!" he swung his fist at me and I ducked closing my eyes.
"Back off." I looked up and saw Kel with his hand grasped around the guys wrist and Zero beside him with his arms crossed. Funny, they look really tall from down here..."Don't ever try to hit her again. Or we'll kill you"
"Yeah, so get lost ass wipe" Zero said trying to make himself look taller, which he was taller then the boy by about 12 inches.
"Relax yo, I was just kidding" the boy said pulling back his wrist and I saw blue marks on it "I wasn't gonna hit her" with a glare at me, he walked off.
"Man Kiako, I didn't expect you to freeze like that" Kel said as I got to my feet "You gotta defend yourself"
"I know..." I muttered "It's just..."
"You see, Kiako has two different sides" D3pa1 said "One is that dumb happy side we all know, and the other is her quiet, scaredy cat side. Though it doesn't really matter since they're both one and the same" I stared at the ground and looked up with a smile.
"Well, we don't wanna be late for class!" I said happily "Thanks Kel, Zero, Oh and at lunch, could you meet in front of room 27 and tell Kuro to meet there too if you pass her? Thanks!" we ran to our rooms and took seats near each other just as the bell rang.
"Hi there! I'm your LA teacher Miss. M.! I hope that we'll get to know each other very soon so we can do lots of grammarical problems and group work!" D3pa1 gave me a thumbs up and I nodded.
"So, first of all, I want everyone to talk to each other this class and get to know one another! Go on! Frolick! Frolick like you've never frolicked before!" Like fireflies to a lightbulb, every single girl ran to where we were sitting.
"Where're you from?"
"Can I have your phone number?"
"Can I hug you?"
"But I wanna hug him!" Poor Dpa1 and I were being smushed together by the mass of fangirls while Kakashi, Chichiri and Heihachi were trying to answer most of the questions being bombarded on them.
"Ohmigod, I love your hair! How do you get it to be so soft and wavy?" a girl asked sitting on Kakashi's lap and running her fingers through his hair. I frowned in annoyance.
"Well, um..."
"Ahh! You're so cute!" a few more girls squealed clinging to Heihachi's shoulders and waist. I felt one of those angry marks pop up on my temple while I took out my drawing binder and began drawing in it. First it was a few random lines then slowly it turned into a sketch of a random person, probably Kel-san while we were in the other worlds.
"Wow you're skinny! But you're hair is so cool! Did you dye it blue? I WANT HAIR LIKE YOU!"
"NO DA!" Chichiri cried jumping out of his chair and hiding behind me "Kiako-chan, make them stop! I'm scared no da!" I looked at D3pa1 with a hopeful look of, LET ME SLAUGHTER THEM! I can't stand them hanging off my most favorite characters acting like they know them! I know I should let the guys socialize with other people, but this is ridiculous!
"Maybe, you girls could go talk with the other guys, there seem to be a nice variety this year." I said
Yeah, run along you buncha skanks...
Hush you!
"How can you tell there's a good variety? What taste in men do you have?" a girl with dark hair with blonde and blue highlights said with his hands on her hips.
"I have good taste" I said and soon fell silent returning to my drawing "I'm just saying you can't stay around these guys for the whole time, you have to socialize with the WHOLE class, I'm just saying that"
"Well you're not moving!"
"Yeah! So why should we do what you say?" I let out a chuckle just to annoy them
"I know everyone in this whole class, their full names, hobbies, what friends they have and the sports they play" I smirked "So why bother if I know most of the basic info of these people? Even all of you girls I can name and recall all the stuff you've done in the past"
"Oh yeah, like what?"
I pointed at each girl telling at least one bit of information about them
"Shelly, in grade 2 you made fun of my hair being longer and looking more healthy then yours, Diana, You kicked me off the monkey bars in pre-school, Monica, you beat me up because I spelt your name wrong on a Valentines day card in grade 4, Erika, you asked to copy off my homework after saying that your mother was going to beat you if you didn't get it done in grade 3, and Ashley, how's your mother?"
"Fine..."
"Good good, Last time I remember, in 6th grade she hand fed you your lunch, does she still do that?" I asked. All of the girls turned red with either rage of embarrassment, but I was satisfied. I had gotten them back... On the first day of school. God I'm an idiot...
"Well, you never-!" Diana started
"Don't try dishing anything out on me, you don't have the info and I never did anything to you. But," I smirked up at them closing my binder "I've still got plenty of garbage on all of you"
"SHUT UP!" Ashley cried swipping me across the face. I laughed
"Well I'd love to stay and chat, but nature calls" I said getting out of my desk and asking the teacher "Excuse me, may I go to the washroom?"
"Of course! And, are you ok? Your cheek's all red"
"I'm ok, just it's really hot in here. Thank you" I said smiling then walking out.
"But, I'm wearing a sweater and it's freezing in here..." Once in the empty hallway, I rubbed my cheek.
"Oww, she slaps hard, gotta watch that." I said to myself before walking away from the room down to the washrooms, which were on the other side of the school. I decided to skip the library short cut in case another class was in there.
"Kiako-chan!"
"Hm?" I looked behind me "Chichiri, what're you doing here? Do you have to go to the washroom too?"
"Kiako-chan, are you ok no da?" Chichiri asked looking at my cheek "It's really swollen da..."
"I'm fine! I'm pretty used to it by now" I said with a grin. Damn, even that hurts...
"Those girls in there are scary no da" Chichiri said "They seem identical in every single way! And they wear that scary face paint... no da"
"I know, they look kinda like clowns don't they?" I giggled. Chichiri put his hand on my cheek, his hand feeling cool and soothing against the burning sting. For some reason, I think my face just got redder...
"Does it hurt no da?"
"Nah, I'm ok" I said smiling "Thanks for caring" Chichiri smiled back at me
"So, shall we go try and save Kakashi-sempai and Hei-san? No na da?" he asked
"I think we better! Otherwise there won't be any of them left!" I laughed as we walked back.
"KIAKO-CHAN! HELP!" Heihachi ran out of the room hiding behind me and pointing into the class room "Dpa1-kun is being scary!"
"Eh?" I looked in and sighed.
"YOU UNGRATEFUL, PERVERTED, LEACHEROUS, STUPID, IDIOT PERVERT!" D3pa1 roared throwing multiple objects at BM varying from pencils to desks including the chairs.
"Whoa whoa! Feisty today aren't we Dpa1? Maybe we should have alittle fun when we get home say, in my PANTS?" BM said, his yellow eyes in happy arches.
When it was finally lunch time, everyone met in front of our home room.
"KIAKO! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU! WOE THAT WE ARE SEPERATED BY THIS CURSED SCHOOL SYSTEM OF CLASSES! WAVES OF WAVES OF WOMEN FROLICKED TO ME BUT I TURNED EACH OF THEM DOWN FOR YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!" Vale cried squeezing me while people stared
"I missed you too, now please let go" I gasped patting his back with one arm and pulling his hand away from my waist.
"BY GOD! I'M NEVER WASHING THIS HAND AGAIN! ok that's a little gross but I guess I won't scrub too hard!" Vale said with anime tear streaks while we all had anime sweat drops.
"Well, since we all can't sit on the benches, I have once again thought of a brilliant idea" I said and pointed outside at the baseball diamond "We can sit on the bleachers!"
"Bleachers no da?"
"Hey, you're actually thinking, for once" Kuro said
"Hey hey!" I said already making my way down the hall "Hurry, let's get there before someone takes the spot!"
"It's a race then" Leon said, he was wearing a polo shirt with jeans. Man even in school he dresses nice. Casual, but nice.
"Man you guys all look good!" I marveled even Hao-sama looked good! Wearing just a white button up shirt and some green jeans. Like Yoh. Kratos was wearing something similar to Leon.
"I'll take that as a compliment" Kratos said
"Well, let's go eat lunch! Uh, you guys do have lunch don't you?"
"Of course! We made them before we left," Cliff said wearing what he wore yesterday.
"How'd you find my school anyways?"
"Hao-man over there gave us a ride!" Cliff grinned "Thanks buddy" he cringed when Kuro smacked his head
"It's Hao-sama! Not Hao-man or anything, you can call Kiako's group with man at the end, even her."
"I ain't a man!" I huffed.
"So, shall we go and eat lunch? Before this hall way gets any more crowded." Kratos said side stepping to avoid a swack of people charging down the hall.
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"So, what do you guys think of school?" I asked as we all ate lunch on the bleachers. Since there were only three levels and each stand was about a meter wide, we all sat on just the one level at the top.
"Scary." Heihachi said shuddering "Those girls wouldn't let me go..."
"Yeah no da, are all girls in this world like that no da?" Chichiri asked
"Not all, but most of them are like that at this school, since it has such low income" Kuro said peeling off the crust of her sandwich and tossing it to the seagulls.
"I see, they all seem like Ukeo clones" Kakashi said rubbing his thighs "I had like, two each lap for every one block, and the bad part is we didn't do any work on any of the blocks"
"You had four chicks on your lap for four whole blocks? That's like an hour and a half each block! I wish I was in your class man!" Zero said
"No, you don't, it's horrible no da..." Chichiri said while Heihachi hugged himself rocking back and forth
"Is he ok?" Kel asked "He's in the fetal position"
"They...won't...let me...go...too...many...hugs...and clingies... and...girls..." Heihachi whimpered with those little ghost clouds hovering above his head and a dark blue aura surrounded him.
"I think he's been scarred for life or something" D3pa1 said "All these girls kept clinging to him, along with a few guys" Everyone stared.
"Well, I'd be scarred too if guys were hugging me, just, the chicks I love. LOVE the chicks. I even got a few e-mails!" Zero said.
"Won't...leave...me...ALONE..."
"Poor Hei, he got all the clingy ones" I said giving him a pat on the head. Vale zoomed right next to me shoving between me and Heihachi.
"Pat my head too!" Vale demanded grabbing my hand and setting it on his head. I sighed and gave his head a rub
"NOO! YOU'RE MESSING UP MY HAIR!"
"Then why the hell did you want me to pet you?" I cried withdrawing my hand before he bit it off. Hey you never know.
"No no no! Pat me!"
"Oh for heavens sakes!"
"So how was school for you guys?" Kuro asked Kel.
"Well, I do have to admit, there are ALOT of hot girls here" Kel said scratching his dreads "But, some of the guys here are a buncha punks that don't know anything, I hate em."
"It's like being surrounded by idiots" Kratos said
"I agree to that..." Leon er, agreed sipping out of his juice box.
"Vale got a whole buncha girls, can't believe he's popular in this world too" Kel said
"It ain't fair!" Zero cried. I grinned
"Well, I think today was pretty good so far, now all we have to do is get through 2 more blocks"
"2 MORE!" Kakashi and Chichiri shouted. Heihachi just whimpered.
"Don't worry Heihachi, when we get home I'll make rice for supper" I said
"Really?" Heihachi looked up at me with open eyes. Hmm, maybe he only has a Chichiri face some times.
"Yup! So just hang on for 2 more hours and then we can go home" Kuro took out her clock pendent and looked at it
"We better go inside now, bell's gonna ring soon" she said.
"Hey, where's Wakka? I haven't seen him all day" D3pa1 said. I grinned sheepishly.
"Well..." I quickly explained what I had did to keep him busy.
"YOU SENT HIM TO A DAYCARE!" Kel exclaimed while everyone stared in disbelief.
"Yup! Problem solved until we can get him to school without him blowing anything up!" I said triumphantly with my arms crossed
"That was a pretty good idea" Kuro said "Now can we go in?"
"Yosha!" I said happily jumping off the bleachers landing on the grass in a funny pose, my arms spread out and I was kneeling. Really funny pose...
"Kiako, you look like Saiya man" Kel chuckled and the people who knew what Dragon ball Z was laughed. Heihachi and Chichiri laughed anyways.
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"Whew! Finally, I thought the day would never end!" Kel said while we were riding the bus home.
"No da! What kind of carrage is this? We're going so fast no da!" Chichiri said with his face to the window like a little boy "This is amazing no da! And there are no horses pulling but it makes a big roaring sound like a lion! No da!"
"It's called a bus, an automobile" Kel said "I guess in his world there are no cars"
"There aren't many cars in my world either" Kakashi said "There was a train that one time though..."
"I can't even remember the last time I rode an old fashion bus, we were always traveling by space ship" Cliff said "Aw man, I miss my ship, the Eagle"
"So, this bust is powered by lions no da?" Chichiri asked tilting his head to the side
"BUS. B-U-S. And no, it's powered by an engine"
"What's an engine? Is it a room filled with lions no da?"
"Guh, when's our stop? I'm slowly dying..." Kuro hissed as the bus rocked back and forth.
"Just wait, we'll be getting off on the next stop" I said ready to push the button. The only reason we were taking a bus was because it was faster to take and I had to get rid of these adult bus tickets... Bought those instead of Youth so I just got a bus pass. D3pa1 had to go take another bus cause she didn't live in the same district. Actually, she lives the closest to our school and only has to walk. I wonder how she's doing, with her dragging away Vale and all. Ah well, she's a strong girl, she can handle him.
"Awww, we have to get off no da?" Chichiri said with disappointment
"Unfortunatly, yes" I said dragging him off
"No na da..."
"It's ok Chichiri-san, we have to take it tomarrow morning" Heihachi said as we walked back to my house, which was like, a block away.
"Well, I'm going this way" Kuro said pointing "See ya"
"See ya tomarrow!" I waved "Let's see, I think the key is right here..." I went into the shed and grabbed the spare key unlocking the door "In we go! By the way, the spare hey is always in the shed under a box if you need it, ok?"
We all piled in and Cliff sat on the couch putting his hand behind his head
"Well, Night people!" he announced closing his eyes
"Hey! Get off my bed!" Kel said kicking Cliff off
"It's a couch! Not a bed!"
"Well it's my bed now so OFF!" I smiled to myself and went up to my room. Sighing, I dropped my back pack on the floor and flumped onto my bed closing my eyes. For some reason, I'm really tired, I don't understand why. I guess a nap won't hurt...
"WAAH! DON"T THROW THAT AT ME!"
"It's just a frying pan, plus it won't hurt too bad if you duck!"
"Zero, put that down before you break something..."
"BARK!" I sat up. Guess there's no time for a nap... Walking down the stairs again, I put on a smile calling my dog while grabbing her leash and clipping it on her.
"I'm going for a walk, I'll be back" I said slipping into my jacket
"Can I come no da? Being indoors all day makes me a bit stir crazy no da" Chichiri said
"Yeah, I'd like to come too if you don't mind" Heihachi smiled. I nodded
"Sure, anyone else want to come?" I asked.
"You guys go on, I'll watch the roughfians" Kakashi said flipping through his book
"Roughians! I'M NOT A ROUGHFIAN!"
"If not, you're a barbarian then"
"ARG! SHUT UP OLD MAN!"
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We walked out starting down the side walk on my usual route. It would take about half on hour to get back to my house since it's like a giant rectangle.
"So how do you know all those girls from class no da?" Chichiri asked
"From my old schools and previous years" I replied "I became friends with them but it never really worked out."
"Why not?" Heihachi asked
"I dunno, I always thought there was something wrong with me, that I was too different. I make friends with them for about, 2 weeks max and then they dump me for prettier, skinner, more girly girls." I said "D3pa1 and Kuro are the oldest friends I have, we're been together for, five years now"
"Da, but why are they so mean to you no da?"
I shrugged "I'm too different from them, I'm not into that make-up and clothing. No one sees me for who I am, just how I look."
"That still doesn't give them to right to hurt you" Hei said petting my dog "It's not right, I expected you to be swamped with friends"
"Well, I am now. I have you guys" I smiled feeling the urge to cry again "As long as you guys are my friends, I could care less about those other girls"
"I see."
"No da." I walked a few steps ahead of them and turned smiling at them
"We better hurry our walk, Kei kei's getting restless and I still gotta start supper" I said fixing my glasses. Heihachi and Chichiri looked at each other.
"Kiako-chan, we're sorry if we were prying" Heihachi said.
"Yeah no da, we were curious"
"Ah fugedaboudit! (Forget about it)" I said waving my hand to dust off the topic "So, what do you guys wanna eat besides rice?"
"You can cook no da?" Chichiri asked
"Yeah, I sometimes over cook things or misread the recipe, but besides that I can cook. I make pretty good rice too" I said picking up Kei kei's dog cookies with a bag. Er, well, well, her poop.
My inner chibi shrugged.
"Well, it doesn't matter, I'll eat anything!" Heihachi laughed "Man, my eatting is better then my sword weilding, as disgraceful as it may seem"
"There's nothing wrong with liking to eat" I said and peered ahead "Hey guys, is that a bicycle?" Chichiri used his hand as a visor
"I think so, if you mean that person speeding towards us on some kind of two wheel contraption no da"
"HI KIAKO!" an annoying voice of a 3 year old rang out.
"Oh dear lord it's J.!" I gasped and turned around "Run, Run fast!"
"Run? Run where?" Heihachi asked running beside me. My dog dragging me was the only thing keeping me from falling over.
"If J. see me he'll want to come over to my house!" I explained "And I he comes he'll stay for dinner and he won't leave! Last time my mom invited him over and he made my PlayStation all greasy with his fingers!"
"So no da?"
"So, I want to keep my PlayStation intact, my aunt gave it to me I will not let anything bad happen to my PS2!" I said
"Ok, but how're we going to out run a bike?" Heihachi said glancing behind him, J, slowly closing in.
"Follow me!" I turned sharply to the left "This whole road goes up hill, he won't be able to follow for too long"
"Ah I see, make him tired no da" We continued running and Heihachi looked behind him again
"AH! He's even closer now!" he cried. I grabbed Chichiri and Heihachi's arms and threw them into a neary by ally way then pushed a part of the fence.
"Dammit! what a day for it to get stuck!" I growled and rolled up my sleeve "HA!" I punched the fence in. I may not be as fit or fast as when I was demon, but at least human my strength is still the same! Heihachi and Chichiri both had shocked faces. "Hurry and get in!" I urged them in then climbed in myself closing the fence shut. Watching through a crack, I saw J, look back and forth talking to himself.
"Where'd she go? I wanted to play with her" he said. He shrugged and stood there. And I mean, just stood there doing nothing. Maybe breathing but, besides that nothing.
"Come on, leave already" I hissed.
"Why is he there? And, what does he want with you?" Heihachi whispered.
"I dunno, ever since I met him I've never liked him, he'd try and come 10:30 in the morning just to come over to my house" I said staring as J. began to pick at his nose and play with his pant zipper.
My inner chibi was practicly hurling. WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING!
Suddenly J. started laughing uncontrollably. My dog gave a whimper and Chichiri pet her on the head to calm her down.
"You can't hide forever! I'll find you!" J. shouted in a creepy cheerful way "I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you!" At least he's stupid...
"Da, he's scary no da..." Chichiri said turning chibi.
"You can still poly morph in this world?" I asked staring at him. You see, usually magic and stuff wouldn't work in this world cause it isn't natural, all I'm wondering is, if is normal for people to go chibi?
"Yeah no da, why?" I pointed a few feet down from our hiding place.
"If you can morph into one of our class mates and tell him we went in another direction or something, maybe we can get away! If he does go away, then I'll just go out and talke to him, sound good?" I said the plan running through my head.
"I suppose no da" Chichiri said uncertainly popping back to normal
"It's worth a try" Hei said "I think my leg fell asleep..."
"Can't we wait till he leaves no da?"
"Well, we could, if you feel like waiting here for a whole hour" I muttered with sarcasm "That guy I swear, he waited by my front door for a whole half hour ringing my door bell until I went to open the door to tell him off, instead, mom invited him over for lunch"
"You really don't like him, do you?" Heihachi asked
"Well, I don't hate him, but I don't like him either" I said and looked behind me "I think there's a tree over there, we might be able to climb out the other way and get out of here... Before I go insane..." J. was still standing there singing some song that was associated with my name. The urge to knock him out with my fist rose as an option but I ignored it and we snuck off and ran like the wind! Like the wind I say! LIKE THE WIND! Ok maybe not as fast as the wind but yeah you get the idea. LIKE THE WIND!
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"Where were you guys? You were gone for a whole hour!" Kel said
"Yeah, and why're you guys all sweaty and your clothes and hair's all messed up?" Zero asked. The three of us were gasping for breath and it was true we were sweaty because we had to run say, A WHOLE TWO FREAKING BLOCKS! Plus I was wearing a heavy coat while being dragged by my dog.
"Well... you see no da..." Chichiri said
"We kinda had to hide in a few bushes so no one would see us, it's a long story... Go ahead and take a guess what we did" Heihachi said rubbing his head. Cliff, Kel, and Zero all cupped their chins and looked up in thought. Kakashi didn't really care, he was busy reading. After a few moments, all three of them jumped on Hei and Chiri shaking them.
"YOU BASTARDS WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!" Zero shouted shaking Heihachi
"YEAH I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU GUYS WOULD DO THAT!" Cliff shouted next while both he and Kel shook Chichiri.
"NO DA!"
"WHAT DID WE DO?"
"Come on man, hiding in the bushes? You're all sweaty and tired? WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"
"You do?"
"YEAH! SO DON"T TRY HIDING IT!" Heihachi and Chichiri looked at each other
"What did we do?" Heihachi asked "I'm confused"
"Me too no da"
"YOU RAVISHED HER! YOU BUNCHA SICKOS! PACIFIST!" Cliff shouted pointing at Heihachi and Chichiri cowering in the corner because of how intimidated Cliff was. Trust me. "6'5', Muscle structure like a body builder, low voice, plus you're sitting on the ground while he's standing, wouldn't you be scared outta your wits too? I sure as hell would!
"You mean the thing that babies suck on?" Zero asked scratching his head
"No dude, that a pedaphile"
"PACIFIER Zero" Kel said "And I think you mean Pedaphile Cliff"
"Yeah that's it! You buncha crib robbers!"
"I don't understand any of these terms no da..." Chichiri said. I looked at Kakashi
"Kaka-sensei, what does Ravish mean? I don't understand it either" I said feeling my eye brows slant downwards.
"Well Kiako-chan, do you want the defenition of Ravish or Radish?" he asked
"RAVISH! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" I cried "You guys are beating up Hei and Chiri for no reason!"
"No reason? Didn't they... Well, you know..." Zero said leaning beside me and whispering in my ear "They...Did it with you..." Immeidiatly something in my brain clicked. I drew my left fist back and punched Zero across the room.
"EH!"
"WHAT'RE YOU BUNCHA PERVERTS THINKING? WE WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM J.! NOT DOING WHATEVER YOU HAD IN MIND!" I exclaimed, voice raised, messy hair, hands balled into fists, I must've looked pretty menacing.
"How do we know you're not covering for them!" Zero shouted pointing at me and holding his nose, which I think I broke cause it was bleeding... Good thing I didn't use my right fist...
"She isn't" Kakashi said snapping his book shut
"How do you know old man?" Cliff asked.
"I was watching the whole time, and once more, I am twelve years younger then you!" Kakashi said
"Why didn't you help us then?" I asked "Not that we needed help but..."
"Well, it was just to funny to watch and I wanted to see what would happen next" Kakashi said "Now speaking of what happens next, I'm going to go read my book" He jumped the railing that seperated the kitchen from the living room landing on a couch as he flipped his book open.
"So... You didn't do anything to her..." Cliff said casually as if nothing happened "Our bad!"
"Yeah, sorry" Kel said "We kinda, jumped to conclusions"
"It's ok... Just don't scare us like that again, I almost had a thrombosis!" Heihachi said standing up and pulling a few leaves and twigs from his mane of hair.
"No da..." Chichiri whimpered turning chibi and jumping into my arms. I rubbed his head smiling
"Well, I better start dinner! Lemme go get the rice cooker..." I said and Chichiri jumped up onto my head.
"Da! I'll help no da!"
"Are we having chinese food?" Kel asked
"Yeah, why?"
"Sweet! I love chinese food!" he grinned "Tell me when it's done, I'm gonna borrow your lap top for a bit though ok?"
"Yeah" I said scooping out some rice "Let's see...The way I make rice I need two cups with a usual rice cooker, but since Heihachi loves rice and Cliff just simply loves eatting, I'll have to use the giant one" I went to a storage cupboard that was beside the stove and pulled out a rice cooker the size of a giant bucket.
"Wow, you're going to make alot of rice!" Heihachi said watching
"Yup! My rice is pertty good, so don't worry. And since I'm using a rice cooker, I won't burn it!" I said "Chichiri, could you help scoop out around 4-5 cups of rice? The rice is in that cookie jar"
"Why is there rice in a cookie jar?" Zero asked holding an ice pack on his face. I better apologize later...
"Because..." I said standing up with the cooker and setting it on the counter "Now, all we have to do is wash the rice and cook it, then we're good!" I looked to see Chichiri still filling the pot with rice in his chibi form. I looked on another counter still seeing I had left the camera there. I grinned, snatched it and snapped a picture.
"No da?"
I laughed "Got ya!"
"DA!"
"Ok, let's see, wash the rice, cook the vegetables, probably just spinach, then maybe some good old fashion chinese ribs!" I said naming things off my list and grabbing the ingredients from from fridge "I just hope this won't take me forever to cook... Guh!" I tried to balance the bag of spinach on the frozen meat I was carrying and saw the spinach was going to fall off anyways.
Until someone grabbed it.
"I'll help" Kakashi said rolling up his sleeves "All I have to do is boil the spinach right?"
"Yeah," I nodded and stuck the meat in the microwave setting it on DEFROST "Now the only things left is the rice"
"Let us take care of that, we'll help too!" Heihachi said taking off his flannel shirt so he was wearing his T-shirt
"Yeah no da!" Chichiri said "We'll wash the rice da!"
"Can I help too? I can cook too ya?" Wakka asked.
"NO!" I cried "Er, I mean, just go and play with Zero or something, we're doing fine"
"OK!" Wakka said happily skipping down the stairs "LA LA LA LA LA..."
"My, what a strange fellow" Heihachi said strapping his goggles on his head, most likely to keep his hair out of his eyes. I watched them start working, Heihachi humming a tune as Chichiri and Kakashi hummed with him. Seems they all knew what tune to hum cause they were all humming the same tune! I grabbed my camera again and snapped photos like crazy. Kakashi cooking, Heihachi and Chichiri both straining the rice and a pic of all three of them. I had one of those wide fangirl grins the whole time.
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Everything was done quickly, except the rice. I had my own special way of making it cause my rice was good only because I put a certain amount of water in the cooker, if you put too much, the rice will be mushy, and if you don't put enough your rice will be crumbly and dry. My mother never understood how to make rice the way I could, mine was always good, and perfect for making rice balls if there was any rice left over!
"Well, time to eat!" I called setting the pork ribs on the table along with plates of rice. Plates were more convenient anyways...
"'Bout time, I thought I'd die of hunger!" Cliff said seating himself at the table.
"Shut up if you wanna be fed, good food needs time ya know?" I said putting out cutlery then sitting down myself.
"Itadakimasu!" Heihachi, Kakashi, Chichiri and I all said clapping our hands together. Cliff, Zero and Kel stared at us.
"Oh uh, it means time to eat" I explained "Or, as Kuro would put it, Said when you are about to eat a meal or something. It means you thank the gods for giving you this food! But I ain't religious, so just eat" Eveyone picked up their forks (Well, Chichiri and Heihachi were using chopsticks) and they all froze.
"I'm scared to eat this... Are you sure it's safe to eat?" Cliff said.
"Maybe if you don't want that you'd like a knuckle sandwich..." I muttered.
"Ah it can't be that bad!" Heihachi said taking a rib and popping that into his mouth, then getting rid of the bone, scooped rice into his mouth chewing with a grin on his face. Everyone leaned forward watching him as I smacked my forehead. When Hei swallowed, all was silent. So silent you could hear a fly buzz by and Wakka chew on his boogers. EWW! HOW THE HELL DID I NOTICE THAT!
"Well, he hasn't dropped dead yet" Zero said finally.
"YET" Cliff said.
"Hei, are you ok?" Kel asked. A dark shadow was over Heihachi's eyes and I began to panic. What if I did something wrong? I couldn't have! Maybe it wasn't defrosted properly! Or maybe it doesn't taste good at all! That can't be it! It's Grandpa's recipe! NOOOOOOOO!
"Ok um, I'm gonna go call 911..." I said pushing my chair back.
"It's..." Heihachi started.
"It's...?" Kel asked waving him on.
I.
Was ready.
To die.
"DELICIOUS!" Heihachi burst out making everyone jump back.
"Say wha?" I blinked
"First of all, the meat is good, no denying that! And then the rice! The rice has a perfect stickyness and moistness that melts in your mouth! It's fluffy and tastes sweet and salty at the same time! It's as great as Kanna and Akane rice put together! And did you know that rice is the fruit born from 88 days of labour by peasants? And that there are seven gods that dwell and live in rice? And that..." Heihachi went on for about, ten more minutes philophosizing about rice and it's origin. If he did a report on that in social or something, he'd probably get an A+.
"Hmm, not bad. It's actually edible" Cliff said
"Shush..." I muttered eatting my rice. I ate super slow so I'd be the last to finish so I could clear the table, not that I liked doing that but I had to be responsible in my own house since mom was in another place. No she didn't die ya yahoos! She's in Australia last I remember visiting our cousins. I didn't even know we had cousins in Australia... My mom took my sis with her cause it was cheaper for her to go plus I didn't really wanna go. Spiders are everywhere there... So I stayed hope to house/dog sit! At least this is better then any other boring day.
"Kakashi, you ain't eatting?" Cliff asked
"I will, you guys finish first" Kakashi said.
"It's cause you don't wanna take your mask off!" Zero pointed
"Exactly, so leave me be and you all eat" Kakashi said folding his hands in front of him. Everyone stared curiously at him and continued eatting.
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As I cleared the table putting everything in the dish washer, I slapped in a washing tab and started the washer. Then I went into the living room where everyone was watching TV.
"Kiako! How the HELL do you not have Cartoon Network? GetBackers is suppose to be on!" Kel cried flipping channels "HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT WATCHING GET BACKERS OR FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!"
"I can't, we don't have Cartoon Network in Canada, unfortunately. Which is why I download them." I said snatching up the remote "If you want to watch it so bad, I'll get my disks and you can watch all you want!"
"You downloaded FMA?" Zero asked
"Yeah, and it's in it's original Japanese format! Much better then the dubbed if I say so myself" I said heading to my room
"Aww, I kinda like it in english..."
"Fine, you don't have to watch my Jap FMA or GB, you can wait till you get back to the US and watch it then"
"But I'll miss so much!"
"Would you rather watch the whole series here and now in Jap with subtitles, or wait to see it in english?" I asked.
"Fine, I'll watch it in Jap..."
"Alright, lemme get the disks, You'll have to watch it in the office though"
"I don't think I'll watch it tonight, maybe tomarrow" Kel said lazily grabbing the remote from me and flipping to a channel.
"JEEZ! KEL TURN THAT OFF RIGHT NOW!" I cried sheilding my eyes from the screen "TURN IT OFF!"
"No no keep it on!" Zero said
"OFF!"
"ON!"
"Yeah, on" Cliff said
"NOT YOU TOO!"
"Hey what's going- Whoa sheez!" Heihachi cried jumping back while Chichiri dropped his glass of water, at least it's carpet... I edged to the TV and turned the screen off.
"HEY!" Zero whined
"No hentai allowed in this house! Ya hear me? Or... watch it when I'm not home!" I said feeling my face turn red. I'm not used to this, perverted, erotic stuff, it bugs me... ALOT.
"N-n-no...da..." Chichiri had practically turned into a zombie along with Heihachi, as they both froze in place with the same look of shock and fright on their faces. I sighed and looked at the clock
"Well, it's getting late, we better get to bed" I said
"What? It's only 10:00!" Cliff said
"Come on guys, you gotta get rest, trust me, second day of school is worse then the first." I said.
"Uh-oh..." Kel said pointing.
"What?" I looked down seeing Heihachi in the fetal position again rocking back and forth shaking "Oh..."
"Ok, this guy's gonna go gay if we don't help him" Zero said. I rubbed my chin and bent down by Heihachi
"NYAH!" I laughed hugging him while he screamed flailing his arms
"NO! NO MORE! NO MOOOOOORE!"
"Kiako! You're suppose to help him not scare the living shit outta him!" Kel exclaimed.
"Sorry, couldn't resist" I said rubbing behind my head "Sorry Heihachi, do you feel any better?"
"Do expect a guy to feel better after being assaulted?" Cliff shouted.
"Just wondering" I said with a shrug "No really Heihachi, I'm sorry. Just maybe if we can cure you by doing shock treatment it might help you get over your fear..of...girls... ok this is ackward coming from me. I'm a girl..."
"Actually, I just can't handle the girls at your school" Heihachi whimpered with his face hidden in his knees "You just startled me, that's all..."
"Sorry... I won't do it again" I said then looked at the clock again "Well, you all better get to bed, it's 10:15 now"
"Alright alright, kill joy..." Zero said flopping himself onto his couch and propping his head up with a pillow
"Ah well, We're gonna need our energy" Kel said pulling his blanket over himself "Especially you three, you're gonna have to deal with the girls" Hei suddenly went back into the fetal position.
"Lucky bastards.. they don't even know it" Cliff said as Hei began to rock back and forth again.
"Sorry! My bad!" Kel said "Oh well, Night"
"Good night" Kakashi said walking into the office scratching his head
"Night no da!" Chichiri said gently pushing Heihachi into the family room.
"Night everyone!" I called trotting up to my room. After I washed up, got changed and crawled into bed waiting for twenty minutes. I seem to have insomnia for some reason at times... I was ready to doze off when I heard a gentle knock on my door. I got up putting my my glasses and opened the door.
"Chichiri? What's wrong? And why're you chibi?" I asked bending down in front of the Chibi Chichiri who had his blanket draped over his head like a cloak.
"Um da... You're dog kicked me off the couch no da." he said "And when I tried to get back on she didn't let me" I let out a sigh
"Damn dog..." I muttered then stood up waving him in "Come on in, it's ok"
"No da?" Chichiri said in confusion waddling in "I don't want to bug you no da."
"It's ok, I've got a big bed anyways, Queen size" I chuckled sitting on the edge while Chichiri jumped up dragging his blanket. I threw off my stuffed animals arranging them on the floor so they would be comfortable too. Don't make fun! I love my stuffed animals!
"Are you sure no da?" Chichiri asked. I smiled and picked him up putting him on the pillow next to me
"It's fine, just, if I roll over you I'm really sorry" I laughed. I don't really move around much when I sleep, but I guess it's better to warn him.
"It's ok, no da" Chichiri snuggled in the bed with his blanket and mine making a little burrow. I smiled turning out the light and setting my glasses on my side table giving Chibi Chichiri a pat on the head.
"Night Chichiri"
"Good night no da"
Authors notes: Gah, man, imagining school is kinda harder then actually LIVING school (Which is going kinda ok for me for once) Well, here we go, I guess each chapter About a month will pass or so until Febuary or something, just thought I'd let you guys know. Thanks for reading! BYE!