I don't own any characters from the Final Fantasy series, Fushigi Yuugi, Inuyasha, Shaman King and Naruto characters. I do not own Hayashida Heihachi or any of my school mates, as much as I hate some of them...
I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters © Kiako Ornitier 2000 (Please don't steal).
When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)
Oh! And thank you Fira-san for using your characters! I don't own his characters either. (Bows dow) Arigatou Fira-San!
Other voice and memories: Italic
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I glanced at the clock seeing it read like, 6:30 am. WAAAY too early for me to wake up usually. Let's see it was like...Thursday? First day of school was Mondy, no duh... then Tuesday went, and I think yesterday was Wednesday...Eh, whatever... I noticed I was in my mom's bed and sighed shaking my head. God, last night sucked... Alot... I got out of bed and dressed in the clothes I wore the day before. Hey they're still clean, might as well wear them again. I washed up and crept downstairs where everyone else seemed to still be asleep. I would've checked on Chichiri, but I might wake him up again. Then he'll never get better.
I let Kei Kei out to go potty and sat at the kitchen table resting my head on the surface. Man, I feel super crummy... I can't believe I snapped at Kel-san like that, and I was so...well...snappy. I better be nicer to everyone, especially Zero. He's endured most of my wrath since he got here, with the new broken nose and all... I stayed like that, my head buried in my arms until I heard a loud yawn.
"Ohiyou... (Good morning)" Heihachi yawned walking sleepily into the kitchen and sitting across from me "Kiako, why're you up so early? You're usually the last one to wake up"
"I just didn't feel like sleeping anymore." I said "You?"
"Nothing much, just kinda woke up on my own" A long pause passed through the table.
"So, you ok now?" Heihachi asked. I smiled
"Yeah, sorry about that. My grandma just kinda drove me insane for a while there..." Heihachi rubbed his cheeks.
"I see, my cheeks still hurt from when she was pulling on them..." he said. I thought of a chibi Heihachi getting his face stretched as my grandma pulled at his cheeks and I laughed.
"Well, I better start breakfast" I said standing up "Could you wake the others and tell them to get ready? Oh, but leave Chichiri, I think he's still asleep"
"Hai!" Heihachi said happily running off "Kel-san! Zero-san! Hurry up and wake up!"
"I don't wanna get up..." I heard Kel murmur and looked over the edge of the ledge that seperated the living room from the kitchen.
"But Kel-san! Arg, nevermind, I'll go wake up Zero-san" Hei said and shook the theif "Zero-san, wake up"
"Oh baby, I knew you wanted me!" Zero said still asleep as he grabbed Heihachi and began rubbing under his shirt "Man, you don't have much under that shirt do you... I wonder what I'll find under that skirt..."
"Stop! No! STOP GROPING ME!" Heihachi cried pulling away from him and using a cushion to smack him in the head. Zero just grabbed the cushion and buried his face in it.
"That's better... Oooh Cheesecake!"
"Arg, I'm never going near him again...Such vulgar thoughts..." Heihachi said hanging his head. I chuckled and opened the freezer
"Come here, I have an idea" I handed him an ice cube and grabbed two myself.
"Huh? What's this for?" Heihachi asked staring at the block melting in his hand
"When I give the signal, drop that cube down Cliff's shirt. I'll drop it down Zero's and Kel's shirts ok?" I said with a grin.
"What? Why?" Heihachi asked
"If they won't wake up gently, we'll have to wake them Kiako style! I used to do this to my dad when he wouldn't get off my bed since he fell asleep so fast" I explained.
"Ah I see! We're going to scare them awake! Eh, and Kakashi-sempai?"
"Leave him, he probably knows it's coming anyways..." I said "Now hurry and go downstairs!"
"Ok!" After a minute, I whistled softly then dropped the cube down Kel's shirt, then Zero's.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Kel bolted up and shucked his shirt off "What the hell just went down my shirt?"
"AAAAAAHHHH!" Zero screamed and threw his own shirt off "Oh man, I knew Shiva had cold hands but cold AND wet!"
"GAH! PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACK ON!" I cried covering my eyes before I fainted. AHHH! MY WEAKNESS!
"KYAAAAAAAAH!" Heihachi screamed running up the stairs covering his head with his arms and the ice cube flew past him and bounced off my wall hitting him in the forhead anyways.
"THAT'S FOR RUINING MY DREAM! MIRAGE WAS IN IT FOR ONCE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Cliff roared picking the ice cube up again and shoving it down Hei's shirt rubbing it around
"KYAAAAH!"
"YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? COLD STUFF ON YOUR CHEST!"
"STOPPIT! WAAH!"
"What's going on?" Kakashi asked poking his head out from the office "Oh... The ice cube down the shirt trick huh?"
"Yeah! I used to do it to my dad and it works!" I said proudly "Kel, Zero, Put your shirts back on before I pass out..."
"Are you sure? Get a look while you can!" Zero said
"NO! I HAVE TO MAKE BREAKFAST! DON'T...DISTRACT ME!" I cried running to the kitchen and smashing into the fridge "Owwww..."
"Kiako-chan, you have to be more careful no da"
"Chichiri? WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU DOING OUT OF BED!" I exclaimed rubbing my head "Get back now! Go! Before you get any more sick!"
"Actually, I feel better then ever no da!" Chichiri said stretching "You grandmother's soup really does work no na da"
"Arg, that stuff tasted gross... Blarge..." Cliff said letting his tongue hang out.
"Wow, really?" I said standing up and placing my hand on Chiri's forhead "You're right, you're cool as a cucumber!"
"Why cucumber?" Zero asked scratching his head
"What do want me to say, Banana?" I said then grinned "While we're all up, everyone get ready to go to school, I'm making eggs!"
"C-Cold... and...bruised..." Heihachi whimpered
"Opps, I rubbed the cube in too hard..." Cliff said flicking water off his hands.
"Dude, the sounded... Erotic" Zero grinned
"No pervertedness in the morning ok!"
"Yeah, you're gonna make Kiako faint again with all the hentai going on in your head..."
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"Phew, thought we'd never make it to school on time!" I said as we walked through the front doors
"You run slower then Cliff! It's a miracle we even got here!" Zero said slapping me over the head.
"Shut up... Before I hurt you..." I muttered
"I'd like to see you try!" Zero scoffed. I drew my leg back and kicked his shoe
"Meanie!" We walked to our lockers and everyone went to their business. Oh, I think I forgot something.
"KIIAAAAAAKOOO!" Vale cried running down the hall as everyone made way for the guy.
"Morning" I said with a wave and Vale glomped me while I just pat him on back. Baby steps first...Gotta learn not to run away like I used to...
"Good morning my dear! Ooh how I'd love to be greeted like this by you every morning!" Vale said
"I'm just in a good mood" I said looking down at him then giving him a push to seperate him from my waist "If you cling to me any more we'll have to go to the hospital to get surgically seperated"
"Yo"
"Yo, Kuro" I greeted lifting my arm "Glad to see ya!"
"Why? Did Cliff do something stupid again?" Kuro asked.
"Hey hey! Easy on the insults today!"
"Shut up fool..." I covered my mouth with my hand to snuffle my snort.
"Albel? Whoa man, you look way better in pants then that skimpy thing you call a skirt!" Cliff said with a wide grin on his face. I could tell he was enjoying seeing the general actually clothing. All Albel wore was a tank-top, an arm warmer (To replace his claw and cover whatever he hid under there...) and a pair of loose jeans. It was weird, because he kept fixing his pants and scowling
"I hate these clothing... I can barely move in them!" Albel growled
"Better then a skirt" I snickered.
"EEEEEEEEEEKKK!" someone shreiked from down the hall way. We all peered from behind the corner seeing smoke emiting from the foods room.
"Oh my god... It has begun!" Kuro cried
"What has begun no da?"
"JESUS RUN! EVERYONE RUN!" D3pa1 shouted pushing BM down the hall. I quickly opened my locker door and hid behind it.
"Umm, what're you all doing?" Kratos asked
"Hiding." I replied.
BOOOOOOOOOM!
All the people that were in our current hallway screamed and scattered jumping onto benches and each other making everyone slip and slide on the massive amount of...Gunk on the floor spreading around the school.
"What in gods name is this stuff?" Zero shouted grabbing onto the edge top of a locker and hanging off from it avoiding the weird substance on the floor. D3pa1, Kuro and I all looked at each other.
"WAKKA!" the three of us shouted
"Hi ya!" Wakka said happily walking, well, more like swimming towards us in a pink apron and a mess of the gunk all over himself wearing it like some kinda freaking badge "I think I failed the cooking ya?"
"DIE!" Kuro roared while I held her back
"AH! Kel-san! Help me!" I cried as Kuro swung her fists around.
"I'm not going near her! She's volatile when angry! Haven't you noticed that?"
"Let go of me fool!" Kuro said bopping me in the nose
"Ah!" I let go and rubbed my face "That was uncalled for!"
"My dear Kiako has been hurt! I shall smite thou who have brought greif over my true love!" Vale said dramaticly with sparkles in the background behind him.
COMPLETE contrast to Kuro's fire blazed background of total darkness and doom.
"Stay. Out. Of. My. Way. You. MAGGOT." Kuro said her fists clenched and she turned around to face Wakka, who was hiding behind...
Me... I began to panic and wave my arms in wild archs and circles screaming. Trust me. You don't want to be in the line of fire when Kuro is at her near max anger limit.
"Hey! I'm not a human meat shield! Don't I get a say in this!"
"Hm, this'll be like killing two morons with one good Ultima spell" Kuro said with one of her maliciouis ingenius grins.
"N-NOOOO!"
DING DING DING!
"Arg, you were lucky. Saved by the bell..." Kuro said rolling down her sleeves, hey when did she roll them UP? Well, at least I get to live a little longer...
"Er, yeah. See ya later" I said with a wave
"See ya" Kuro said casually as if nothing happened at all.
"See ya all later!" Kel said waving "Come on Vale, let's get going..."
"Unhand me you delinquent! No one shall touch me but Kiako! UNHAND ME!" Vale protested as Kel dragged him down the hall with Zero behind him shaking his head.
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"OHMIGOD, ARE YOU OK!" Ashley shreiked as soon as we got into the class room.
"Oh boy..." I muttered pushing through and setting my books on my desk
"It's the bitch squad, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!" D3pa1 shouted while laughing. I grinned, she always had a joke to pick me up...
"Um, I'm fine no da. Thanks to Kiako-chan... da" Chichiri said nervously while being buried in girls swooning over him. I curled my hands into fists trying to resist the urge to go kamakaze on these girls...
"Why do you call her Chan?" Erika asked
"Um, because she's my friend... no da?"
"I'm your friend too! Call me chan!"
"Yeah me too!"
"I wanna be a Chan!"
"Ano! Um, Kakashi-sempai no da!" Chichiri backed into the corner of the room. Kakashi cleared his throat and walked towards the girls.
"Excuse me, my friend is still recovering, please give him some space" Kakashi said charmingly. I snorted behind my hand when all the girls crowded around him.
"WOOOOW! YOU'RE SOOOO COOL!"
"He's HOT!"
"Ohmigod can I touch you!"
"Da..." Chichiri growned putting his head on his books "This world... Is scary no da..."
"I know..." Heihachi said with a smile "Hopefully nothing else unexpected happens."
"HI KIAKO!" I instantly steeled myself and hid behind a book as J. skipped towards us. I mean like, how many guys besides Wakka skip?
"Go away... What do you want?" I hissed.
"I glad to see you got to school with Chiri! And I'm glad Chiri could make it to school! I'm sure you took good care of him at your house!" I dropped my book and glanced up at him.
"How do you know Chiri was at my house?" I asked coldly feeling my Albel side take over.
"Well I saw you all go into your house at around 2:57 pm! And Chiri and Heihachi and Kakashi never came out of your house all night past 12:00 am!" J. said with that creepy grin. My inner chibi swore
Jesus Christ! What was with this kid?
"Whoa man... Stalker..." D3pa1 whispered to me.
Come on, Think fast!
I'm trying!
Think FASTER!
"So what if they came over?" I said trying not to growl "They're parents are out of the country, and since they're close friends I let them stay over at my house"
"But I never saw any cars go to your house!"
Ok, definately rather hang out with Vale then J.
"Do you follow me?" I asked "How do you know my every move and at the exact time?"
"Well I-" J. took a step towards me. Instantly Heihachi jumped between us blocking J. from coming another step towards me.
"Don't touch Kiako, or I swear on my honour as a samurai, I'll make sure you never walk again..." Heihachi growled, his brown eyes blazing and his hands curled into fists.
"Ooh I'm so scared." J. laughed and suddenly bounced Hei away with his gut. He then grabbed my shoulder.
"I'm touching her! See? I'm touching her! I'mtouchingher I'mtouchingher I'mtouchingher, EEEEEEEEK!" J. screamed his girly scream when my hand snapped over his wrist.
"Touch...me again... and I'll hurt you a thousand times more then Heihachi will..." I growled squeezing his wrist while J. screamed trying to pull away.
"Psst! Teacher!" D3pa1 warned and I let go of J. wrist while he went flying back into a shelf. I 'hmpf'ed and looked away taking out a pencil and eraser. Gotta look innocent some how. Heihachi also took his seat behind me and I turned around and smiled.
"Thanks, for the back up" I said. Heihachi smiled back
"It was shabby"
"Kiako! Turn around and face the front! You can flirt with your boyfriend later" my math teacher said. I felt my face turn red and I grinned sheepishly while half the class chuckled. Well, most of the guys in the class chuckled, the girls just glared.
"Sorry." I apologized rubbing behind me head. D3pa1 smirked at me.
"Maybe you want Heihachi to give you the Special Hug"
"Uresai!" I whimpered punching her in the arm.
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"Yo..." I muttered waving at Kuro and the others as we made our way to the bleachers.
"Yo" Kuro replied feeding the seagulls more of her bread crust.
"Man, you looked like you just saw a hentai movie, what's up?" Kel asked, man... what timing...
"Well... we...we've started..." I burst out almost in tears "WE STARTED SOCIAL DANCE IN PHYS ED!"
DUN DUN DUN!
"So?" Zero shrugged "No big deal"
"No no no, VERY big deal. I have it next block!" I cried.
"Oh, you mean uh... that J. guy" Kel said and pat my back "I feel for you..."
"I really hope he doesn't try and dance with me, I can't stand him! He does weird stuff in class!" I exclaimed.
"Like what? He jerking himself?" Zero laughed. The part of the group that was in my class stared at him. "Oh... Gotch ya... the sick bastard..."
"I can't stand the guy! He keeps bugging me and I try to be nice but it's so hard!" I cried peeling my orange.
"Is he THAT bad?" Kel asked
"So bad, I would rather stay in a room with Vale then him"
"Whoa! Jeez that's EXTREME" Zero chuckled.
"Yes! I KNEW OUR LOVE WAS MEANT TO BE!" Vale sang and yelped when Zero slapped him in the head
"Don't get ahead of yourself..." he muttered sipping from his soda can.
"Who are you to judge you infidel! No one would love Kiako more then I!"
"Stop arguing..." Kratos said shaking his head. I smiled and looked up at one of the steps of the bleachers.
"Eh? Why is Albel looking more...scary then usual...?" I asked pointing at the cold general. Cliff broke out laughing
"Oh man! I was so funny! A guy...a guy..." Cliff howled holding his stomach laughing
"GR... SHUT UP YOU MAGGOT!" Albel roared swiping at Cliff who rolled out of the way.
"What happened? Spit it out come on!" D3pa1 urged.
"There's this guy that was in our class...and he...Oh MAN!" Cliff grinned "He asked Albel out!"
"EH!" everyone stopped what they were doing and Heihachi... Poor Hei fell off the bleachers with shock.
"He thought Albel was a girl! HAHAAHAHHHAAH!" Cliff laughed insanely. I was laughing too until it occured to me.
"Hey uh, Cliff, where's that guy now?"
"Oh him? He's-"
"In the healing building" Albel snapped.
"YOU HOSPITALIZED THE POOR GUY?"
"Whoa... that's scary..." Heihachi said jumping back up
"Yeah no da..."
"Well, now we know not to poke fun at Albel, right Kiako?" Kakashi said eyeing me and I knew he was talking about me making fun of Albels skirt
"Yup." I squeaked.
"Bells gonna ring, let's get in now before we're late" Kuro said snapping shut her locket watch. It's really cute, shaped like a silver lady bug. Course, I think my Full Metal Alchemist pocket watch is kinda cooler, inconvenient, but cooler! Ok enough about clocks...
Authors notes: Yeah, that's all I'm writing for this chapter. My inspiration for this fic is kinda dwindling... I have the next part of the story planned out, just not this normal world part! (Plus, I've been focusing on a Sigma 6 fanfic, which I will not publish mind you all and it's kinda going nicely...) Aw well, hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Oh man, Skiing hurts... We went on this bumpy steep run that was a black diamond level and I got some SERIOUS air! But then I wiped out and got my glasses and goggles frosted XD
To Fira-san: DON'T SAY YOU'RE TALENTLESS! YOU HAVE TALENT! YOUR TALENT IT WRITING FICS AND OTHER STUFF!
Kel: Like what?
Me: I dunno...