I don't own any characters from the Final Fantasy series, Fushigi Yuugi, Inuyasha, Shaman King and Naruto characters. I do not own Hayashida Heihachi or any of my school mates, as much as I hate some of them...

I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters © Kiako Ornitier 2000 (Please don't steal).

When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)

Oh! And thank you Fira-san for using your characters! I don't own his characters either. (Bows dow) Arigatou Fira-San!

Other voice and memories: Italic

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"Hey cool, you're in our phys ed class!" Kel said happily slapping me on the back

"Yeah, they combined a bunch of phys ed classes together and everyone dances"

"Kuro! You're in our phys ed class too? I had no idea!" I said happily "We can all dance together!"

"As if I'd be caught dancing with you!" Kuro laughed "By the way, where's Hao-sama?"

"I think he left, he didn't want to do this Social dancing so he just walked away" Kratos said brushing his hair from his eyes..

"Ok class! Welcome to Social Dance! Now in this unit, you will practice rhythem, dance steps-" the teacher announced. Well, the guy one, we have two teachers now, a girl and guy teacher. Eh, the guy I guess is Mr. S and the lady is Miss. D.

"I hope we do that Crazy Legs dance, that was fun!" I squeaked enthusiastically. Hey I get excited when I like doing something!

"-And interaction with the opposite sex" D3pa1 and I fell over while Kuro just shook her head. All was silent.

"Whoo hoo!" Zero cheered "Come and get me ladies!"

"And for couple dances, guys, You have to go with a girl and don't go EWW after you've touched her. Don't shower in Axe body spray to try and drown her but..." Mr. S continued on and on about guys staying away from girls with cooties and they should be nice and yeah yeah yeah... Miss. D took the mike from Mr. S.

"Ladies! You wait for the guy to go to you, he should be considerate and ask you nicely if you want to dance. And don't say NO just because he isn't cute or you don't think he's cool enough for you and..." Blah blah blah, more with the rules and stuff...

"Psst!"

"Hm?" I looked behind me seeing Heihachi with his hands clapped together and his childish smile.

"I'll be your partner if you'll be mine" he said and quickly glanced at the girls waving at him "I'm scared..."

"Well..." I looked at Chichiri and Kakashi.

"Don't worry, we'll be fine no da" Chichiri said

"Yeah, Heihachi still has that phobia"

"Sorry!" Heihachi said quickly.

"Ok, now let's start with some review!" Mr. S announced "Start the music!"

"Oh god... not the Cadilac Ranch dance!" Kuro cried as we all got into lines

"Cadilac Ranch dance?" Kratos said raising his eye brow "I don't think I understand..."

"Heel heel! Toe toe, heel side, toe side, slap slap!" the teacher instructed through the microphone.

"I'm not doing this... Dancing's for idiots..." Leon said shaking his head

"If you want a mark, you better dance!" Cliff said following the teacher's steps.

"Not on your life fool, I'll die before I dance!" Albel snapped

"A warrior who can't dance is a clumsy one mind you" Kakashi said. How can that be true...? I can dance, yet I'm the clumsiest person I know! But personally...

I was having a blast! It's not that I hated dancing, I loved it. Just... I hated couple dancing...

"No da!" Chichiri cried almost getting run over by a couple of dancing guys "This is scary no da!"

"I-I'm so lost..." BM grumbled almost tripping into D3pa1.

"This is fun!" Heihachi shouted happily dancing "It reminds me of when I was at the Firefly inn!"

"Man, I can't dance to this music..." Kel-san muttered "I need rap!"

"I know eh? Makes you feel like a hill billy" D3pa1 said clapping her hands.

"I can't sqaure dance, I can break dance, but not square dance." Kel frowned. Kakashi said nothing but danced with a smile no less, I could tell by glint in his eye. When the song ended chatter erupted around the gym.

"That was really fun! I might want to do it again, I don't see why you don't like Social Dance Kiako-chan" Heihachi said

"Wait for it..." I muttered.

"Ok everyone! Grab a partner, we're going to do the Jive!" Miss. D announced.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" all the girls ran to their partners grabbing the guys by the arm and dragging them away. Poor Kakashi, Zero, Kel, Kratos, Leon, Cliff and Vale were having a Tug O war!

"I wanna dance with him!" one girl complained pulling on Kels arm

"Noway! I saw him first so back off!" another shouted yanking Kel back.

"Hey hey hey! I only have two arms!"

I sighed shaking my head and smiled at Heihachi.

"Well, shall we pair up?" I said patting him on the shoulder

"Ok!" he replied with a hint of relief. I saw a few girls walk away with looks of disappointment on their faces. Man, I had no idea everyone would be that loved here!

"My dear Kiako, Your beauty shines like a rose, your smile illuminates even the darkest of nights." Vale said holding out a rose to me "Will you dance with me?" he smiled and I swear I saw one of those shiny things on his teeth.

"Sorry, Heihachi already asked me" I apologized

"What? WHEN!"

"At the beginning of the class"

"NOOO! HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY KIAKO AREN'T YOU!" Vale shouted pointing acussingly at Heihachi while everyone stared.

"W-Wha? No... I- ano, I didn't know you wanted to dance with her" Heihachi stuttered while Vale backed him into the gym wall

"I shall duel you, for the honour.. No... The privilage, to dance with Kiako!" Vale said reaching into his pocket, just to find his sword wasn't there.

"Sorry man, I had Vivi disarm you" D3pa1 said. My inner chibi practaclly FAINTED from pure joy. THANK GOD!

"Curses! Then I challange you to a duel as soon as we get home!" Vale said taking out a silk glove and slapping Heihachi across the face then stomping away. Heihachi stood there dumbstruck holding his cheek.

"Are you ok?" I asked walking up to him. He smiled

"Yeah, no worries Kiako-chan. Just I have to do one thing..." he jogged to Vale and tapped him on the shoulder.

"YES KIAKO? Oh...It's just you..."

"Um, yeah. I have something to say, if I may" Heihachi said digging his hand into his pocket he pulled out his work glove and smacked Vale in the face.

"How dare you-!" Vale started before Heihachi shouted into his face

"I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLNGE!" with that he jogged back to where I was standing leaving Vale with his mouth hanging open and a black background with a spot light on him.

"Whoa man, that was off glass, WAY OFF GLASS!" Kel cheered, Zero had this dopey grin on his face.

"Um, it was shabby?" Heihachi said rubbing behind his head with a small smile.

"Alright, everyone has their partners?" Miss. D asked "Good, now here are the steps" she went to Mr. S and they held hands

"Don't step on me" Mr. S taunted before Miss. D dug her heel into his foot.

"Ok, now the steps"

It didn't take us too long to get the steps right, it was really simple. For some reason, whenever we did some kind of move that twirled the girl around I never stopped giggling and shouting out a

"WHEEE!" Wakka seemed to have been enjoying himself too.

"WHHHHEEEEEE YA!" Wakka was swinging his partner in a giant circle creating a swirling vortex of terror knocking over any people who stood in his way. Including the teachers!

Heihachi would laugh when I accidently twirled into him from dizziness.

"You're really enjoying this aren't you?" he asked. I smiled and nodded

"Yuppers! The is the most fun I've ever had doing a couple dance!" I replied and he twirled me out "WHEE! Whaa!" Heihachi twirled me back in and I stumbled on my shoe falling right into him as he caught me. We both laughed as I continued apologizing and we started again. I swear I could see Vale from the other side of the gym with this purple fire aura flaring around him making his partner take a few steps away.

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"That was fun!" I said happily jumping into the air. Man, it's really starting to get cold...I think it's like...Sept. 30? Oh god... no...THE MONTH IS UP! That only means...

"MY LOVE! I AM NOW ABLE TO ACCOMPANY YOU TO YOUR HOME!" Vale said popping up in front of me

"WAAAH!" I ran right into him and he grabbed me into a hug.

"Oh, are you cold my little love? Maybe I should how do you say, Warm you up?" he said licking his lips and leaning forward towards me.

"Vale I, um, Hey..." I pulled my face back to avoid Vale and grabbed the closest person and puttnig them in between Vale and myself.

"ARRRRG!" Vale screamed like Charlie Brown coughing and wiping his tongue with a handkerchief while Wakka wiped his tongue on a tree.

"THAT TASTED FUNNY YA!" Wakka cried

"MY MOUTH HAS FOREVER BEEN DEFILED!"

"Whoa, nice thinking" Kuro said

"Really!" I hardly ever hear something from her without an insult to go with it! Ok well, I'm exaggerating but...

"You gotta be faster though, you babbled for like, 2 seconds before you thought to use Wakka as a shield"

See? There we go.

"We better hurry, or we'll miss the bus"

"Yay! The bust no da!"

"BUS!" we climbed on and rode back home. And that's all... Well come on since when does anything happen on a bus?

"Phew! Home sweet home!" I said throwing my backpack to the far corner of the living room

"Yeah, I'm hungry!" Cliff said stretching then sticking his hand into the cookie jar and pulling out... HEY!

"Cliff you can't eat all of those by yourself!" I cried pointing at the fifteen cookies that were in his hand

"Eh? Why not?"

"Well, you could at least share them" Kel said snatching three from Cliffs hand "Anyone got milk?"

"Geez you guys eat like crazy! I'm going to run of food if this keeps up!"

"Speaking of food, what're we gonna eat for supper?" Kel asked. I was already rummaging through the fridge.

"Well... I have some beef brisket and some potatoes, I think I'll make curry" I said "That ok?"

"So long as it's food I'll eat anything!" Kel laughed rubbing behind his head.

"You mean so long as it's EDIBLE" Zero emphasized, I tossed a potato at him

"Shut up and help me peel..." I grumbled.

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"Left left! Go left!" Kel shouted

"No no! Go right!"

"STOP CONFUSING MEE!" I cried mashing at the PS controller and then Vincent suddenly died "NOOOOO! VINCENT DIED!"

"Jeez, it took you how long to try and beat his game?" Kel asked pointing at the Final Fantasy VII Game Over screen.

"About, two years, so add two more..." I quickly counted my fingers "Four. Four years to try and beat FF VII"

"Oh god, you're pathetic..." Zero said shaking his head and snatching the controller "Move aside, let the master handle this"

"OH No! You ain't handling this! Give it here!" Kel said grabbing at the controller while Zero held it from his reach while pushing Kel back with his foot

"AS IF!"

"LEMME!"

"You both can try and beat Sephiroth! Oh, I better check on the curry" I hopped to my feet and dashed to the kitchen.

Only to see Vale... With a knife in his hand... WAIT A SEC A KNIFE?

"Oh my dear! How nice of you to come in!" Vale said licking the blade

"Vale, what're you..." I was ready to hurl a chair at him anytime I need to. DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONE PSYCHO TOO!

"I was about to share this apple with you! Will you join me?" he said holding up a plate. I fell over.

"DON'T DO THAT I THOUGHT YOU WENT HOMICIDAL ON ME!" I cried

"Oh not to worry! I shall protect you from any homicidal fools! Now, will you consume this apple I have cut for you?"

Well, I didn't really wanna eat the apple, but that would be kinda rude to Vale. On second thought, when DOES he ever do work?

"Um, ok... Thanks" I said taking a piece and taking a bite. Vale looked like he had just stopped proverty and world hunger with the way he was beaming and crying.

"YES! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE ONE THING I GAVE TO YOU! OH THIS BRINGS SUCH JOY INTO MY HEART! WE MUST BE TOGETHER KIAKO! WE MUST!"

"Hey guys! Curry's ready!" I called.

"Huh?" Vale looked around aimlessly and gocked at me standing infront of the stove.

Opps, I guess he didn't notice I walked away...

"Yay! Rice! Itadakimasu!" Heihachi said and began shoveling food into his mouth while everyone else began eatting.

"Grah... why's it so spicy..." Zero hissed fanning himself

"Well if it's too spicy then drink milk!" I said standing up and getting a few glasses "Anyone else want any?" Practicaly everyone's hand shot up expect for Heihachi, who seemed to have devoured his rice and curry. I couldn't help but grin to myself. Man, this was like taking care of a freaking family! But for soem reason, I seemed to enjoy it.

"Oh my Kiako! This is like I dreamed! You as my wife, I as your husband taking care of these little children!" Vale said hugging be from behind.

Ok, maybe I'm enjoying it too much...

"VALE GET OFF OF ME!"

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Closing the door behind me and locking it I heaved a sigh. Geez, for a rich guy that seems to do no labour at all Vale sure can cling hard... It took Zero, Heihachi and Kel just to get him away from me! The guy has determination I tell ya... Trotting to the other side of the room I switched on a lamp and sat on a bench.

The piano bench.

It's actually been a while since I've played. Being in the anime/game world and all... But it was a Friday and I guess I better practice... I pulled out a few sheets of music and composed myself. Then slowly, my fingers danced across the keys as the piano sang out Tifa's Theme. Yeah, I'm a real fan of Final Fantasy music... Well, mostly I can play the simple piano solos. Like Yuna's theme, Yuna's Ballad, To Zanarkand, World theme for FF VII, You're not alone for FF IX, Rikku's theme, Suteki De na and a buncha other songs. I even knew some anime songs too, like the Naruto ending for the Jap version and that Brothers song from FMA. I might even know how to play the Samurai 7 theme song on guitar a bit...

I finished the song letting the last keys ring and I grinned. I STILL HAD THE MAGIC MUSICAL TOUCH! WHOO HEE YA! I quickly set up Yuna's theme and played that too for about, half an hour. My inner chibi made a face with her tongue sticking out holding up a sign that said, 'SINCE WHEN DO YOU EVER PRACTICE PIANO!'

"Hey Kiako! Hurry up and get down here!" Kel called

"Coming!" I ran down the stairs jumping the last two and spun into the living room "Yeah?"

"Check this out! I had a counter part too! I'm talking t him now!" Kel said pointing at my laptop screen as it typed away a few messages.

Fira-san: So yeah, you're in the 11th grade now, I've been taking over while you were off fixin gadgets and fightin monsters.

Kel: Well do you mind still takin over while I stay at Kiako's house? At least until I find a way to get back?

"If he wants to leave..." Zero retorted.

Fira-san: Yea I hooked this really sexy lookin puerto rican mama we're makin' plans to go off to college

Kel: O.o your kiddin me?

"He sounds serious enough, HA! YOU GOT DUMPED FOR A CLONE!" Zero laughed poking at Kel's dreadlocked head. Kel sighed

Kel: Well, good luck to you then man

Fira-san: CAAAN DO!

Authors notes: Yeah, this chapter was short too.. Gomen! I just have to get these done as fast as possible. And since the real world isn't as interesting as the game/anime worlds, there's not much to write about. Don't worry though, the chapters when we go back to the worlds are ALOT longer than these.

Another reason why I have to get these done, I'm going to Vancouver on the 20th to the 26th to visit my aunt for X-mas. I can't work on stuff there cause she uses a laptop that my floppy disk doesn't fit into -.-; So, yeah. If I disappear then I'm in B.C. Another little note, the G.I. Joe Sigma 6 fic MIGHT be published because Fira-nii san is angry that I said I wouldn't. I WANT TO LIVE! So uh, yeah. It might be published after I make a few adjustments so the fic ain't weird and stuff. Later people! Thanks for reading!