Title: The Paintball Championships
Summary:Simple paint ball championships turn out nasty.
Disclaimer:Non of this stuff belongs to me, which is a shame because I would like to be rich. (Sigh)
Please read and review. I know that this story isn't that good but this is my first fanfic and I am trying. Plus I am only in my second year in highschool so I have an excuse even if it's a really lame one.
"Carter, duck!" Colonel Jack O'Neill shouted to his 2nd in command whilst shooting her attacker.
"Thanks, Sir, that was a close one," she replied as she stood up.
"O'Neill, SG-3 are round the corner in the control room and they are attempting to close the blast doors on the medic team" Teal'c whispered.
"Jack we've got to help Janet!" Daniel said urgently.
"Daniel, Doc can fend for herself it's just the Paint ball championships f'cryin' out loud!" Jack stated a bit to sarcastically.
When SG-3 came round the corner they were surprised to have four paint ball guns pointed directly at them. Jack looked at Sam and then walked over to Major Lawrence, the leader of the Marines.
"Carter, tie them up while I ask the Major here a few questions."
"Yes Sir."
"Teal'c, take Daniel and go and help trapped personnel but don't help any SG teams they should be fine on their own, got it?" Asked Jack-Teal'c nodded. "Daniel?"
"I've got it Jack."
"Good, move out!"
While Sam was tying up the rest of SG-1 Jack took Major Lawrence round the corner to chat to him privately.
"Lawrence what the hell do you think you're doing? You know that you're not allowed to use the control room during the championships!" Jack explained.
"We weren't using the controls, sir we were just making it look like it so we could do this" Lawrence shouted.
Jack felt the jab of a gun in the lower part of his back and from the corner of his eye he could see Sam being restrained by members of SG-2.
"Ferretti, you traitor!" Jack shouted. "Why'd you do this?"
"SG-1 has won the championships way to often Jack. To you and your team it might not seem like such a big deal but to the rest of the SGC it is!" Ferretti replied.
Sam tried to speak but she was quickly stopped and gagged.
Suddenly the sound of 'paintball' gun fire was heard in the corridor behind them. Ferretti ordered Sam and Jack to be locked in the nearest room and went to fight the attackers. Fortunately for Sam the 'nearest' room had been her lab. Jack untied her restraints.
"Yes!" Jack whispered loudly "Carter, can you get us out of here?"
"Yes, Sir but there's something I need to tell you about Major Ferretti first." She said urgently.
Jack laughed, "Carter, lets just get out of here first , O.K.?"
"But…….."
"Carter!"
Sam just glared at him. She walked over to her laptop and started typing on the key board. When Jack looked over her shoulder he saw several screens that looked like they were from security cameras.
"Nice job Carter, I never knew that you could hack into the security cameras." Jack smirked. "Carter, you stay here and radio me to tell me where SG-2 and 3 are and I'll go and get revenge."
"Sir, isn't that classed as cheating?"
"Carter…..so is pretending to break the rules to capture someone and then locking them in a room for ransom to the rest of their team."
Sam just grinned and waved Jack out of her lab after over riding the lock on the door. Jack carefully crept out of the lab checking the corners as he went. After a while he stopped to rest and check his supply of paintballs. Upon hearing a noise of footsteps he turned to find Daniel.
"Daniel where's Teal'c?" Jack asked.
"He's with Janet and the nurses, um where's Sam."
"She's in her lab hacking into the security system." Jack explained.
Suddenly Ferretti's voice could be heard on the PA system. Daniel looked worried.
"Oh Jackie boy" said the PA "You might want to hurry back to your Major 'cause I've sent a few boys to check up on you and her"
Ferretti's laughs sounded over the system, but all Jack thought of was how he was going to kill him after the championship was over. 'Damn' he though. Then he realised something, "Carter!"
He ran down the corridors of the SGC, with Daniel behind him, to find Sam laid on the floor of her lab covered in paint.
A few years ago when the idea of the Paintball Championships had started Sam had created special paintballs that gave out small electric pulses, much like Zats. The only difference was that the paint balls couldn't harm you, the worst they could do was to knock you unconscious.
"Damn it Carter wake up come on!" Jack shouted.
He knelt down and put his hands on the floor to steady himself. Daniel did the same. The red paint felt very slimy on his fingers and that when he saw it.
Ooohh! What did Jack see? You will have to wait and find out. But for me to carry on I need a muse..in other words I NEED REVIEWS. If you want to see the next chapter you must show me that you want it. Please! Tips, complements, criticisems or even flames are welcome, but the really nasty flames will be used to bake Jack some doughnuts. The puple button that says 'GO'doesn't bite!