I don't own any characters from the Final Fantasy series, Fushigi Yuugi, Inuyasha, Shaman King and Naruto characters. I do not own Hayashida Heihachi or any of my school mates, as much as I hate some of them...

I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters © Kiako Ornitier 2000 (Please don't steal).

When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)

Oh! And thank you Fira-san for using your characters! I don't own his characters either. (Bows dow) Arigatou Fira-San!

Other voice and memories: Italic

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COUGH! HACK! COUGH! MORE HACKING/COUGHING!

I sighed... Apparently, now EVERYONE in the house besides me were sick in this house... Kuro and the others left yesterday (Including Sven, Train, Eve and Baralai) and everyone was fine.

But NOOOOO, Flu season just had to come along and muck everything up at my house...

Fortunatly, to my knowledge the flu only lasts for a day or two.

IT'S JUST SO SAD TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS SICK IN BED!

"Kiako, what are you doing on your knees?" Zero asked and blew his nose in a tissue

"Well, you know how-ACHOO!" Chichiri also blew his nose "How dramatic Kiako-chan is no da..."

Yeah, they both apparently had a cold... At least that's simple to deal with. Apparently I was Nurse Kiako today, at least it's not a school day, but too bad it's during X-mas break...

"Heh heh, gomen" I chuckled sheepishly picking up a tray "You guys doing ok?"

"Yeah, just go look after everyone else, by the looks of it they look like they're on their death beds" Zero sniffled snatching a box of tissues off the counter tucking it under his arm and trudging to a chair in the kitchen.

"Hey! I just put that out!" I called

"Yeah! Share it with me no da!" Walking down to the living room I place the tray on the table and kneeled beside a couch.

"You doin' ok Cliff?" I asked popping a Gravol pill from it's package and holding up the cup of water. The Klausian's hand snaked out from under the blanket and he took hold of the glass peeking out at me.

"... I...guess..." he grumbled swallowing the pill and turning over on the couch "Just lemme sleep..."

"Can do." I picked up the tray moving to the next couch "Kel-san? How's your stomach?" My only reply was an

"Uhhggg..." I gave him the same meds as Cliff and ran to the kitchen to refill on medicine. Poor Kel-san and Cliff had the stomach flu, one of the worst of all in my opinion. Maybe they ate too much... And I ASSURE you all it was not my cooking! We ordered take out cause I was too lazy to cook...

"You feeling ok Kakashi sensei?" I asked. Kakashi nodded. He was the lucky one, he got away with just larinjitis! However you spell it... It's that weird thing that makes your throat all sore and stuff so you can't talk at all. It you tried, you'd sound like one of those zombies from Legend of Zelda.

"Hey Vale, you alright? Alive? Are you even concious?" I asked sitting on the carpet where a mattress and blanket lay.

"I... I may not make it..." Vale croaked

"Yeah, um, ok... Listen I just need you to swallow this vitamin, that'll get you up and running" I said almost ignoring him. He doesn't even seem sick! He's just sleeping... Or laying there with his eyes closed.

"I am about to die..."

"Well... If you're gonna die then I have to find myself a husband" I said standing up and tapping my chin "Maybe... Kakashi?"

"NEVER!" Vale shouted jumping out of his make shift bed and running straight at Kakashi tackling him down "GIVE HER BACK! SHE IS MINE! YOU CANNOT STEAL HER FROM ME! SHE IS MY WIFE YOU SWINE!" Poor Kakashi couldn't even protest and just flailed his arms trying to get the maniac kid off of him. I grabbed the back of Vale's shirt and lifted him up (Where I get this strength I have no idea...)

"You're sick eh?" I said raising my eyebrow at him

"Um... er.. OW MY LEG!" I sighed shaking my head and pulling Kakashi-sensei to his feet.

"You ok?"

He nodded.

"You need me to get you anything? Hot drink? Tea? Lossenger?" I asked throwing as many questions at him just to annoy him. Hey it's fun ok! Kakashi shook his head and gave my head a pat. I smirked and picked up the tray again.

"Hei-san, I brought some-Eh?" I stared at the empty couch in the family room. Putting the tray down I stratched my head. Dammit why can't people just admit they're feeling sick and FREAKING STAY. IN. BED! I heard a rumble and huffed. I'm gonna murder that mechanic... I flung open the door leading to the garage and saw the garage door (The giant one) was wide open and my moms old Cheroco had a light glowing underneath it-

Along with a pair of legs sticking out.

I walked over to the car grabbing the ankle of one leg and yanking on it.

"OWW! HEY! Kakashi I was-" Heihachi looked up at me and slowly waved "Oh uh... Hi Kiako-chan. How are you today?"

"Fine. And why may I ask, are you UNDER THE CAR" I said calmly glowering down on him.

"Well it's such in bad shape! I need to replace some spark plugs, a 3 wheels, maybe even the battery and- AHHTATATATA!"

"You can't be working on a car when you're sick! Look at you! You've got oil and dirt all over your face!" I lectured dragging Hei-san back into the house by the back of his shirt.

"I'm telling you! I'm not sick!"

"DENIAL!"

"Keep it down jeez!" Cliff shouted and hid under the blanket again muttering swears. I sat Heihachi on one of the kitchen chairs and went to the sink wetting a towel.

"Ha, you got busted" Zero grinned flipping through his hentai book.

"You told her didn't you..." Hei scowled in a child like manner.

"Like I'd do that, It not like I care about your health..." Zero retorted.

"Aww, you're so mea- HEY! CUT THAT OUT!" Heihachi cried flailing his arms

"You have oil all over your face so hold still before I chuck you in the bathtub!" I threatened scrubbing at the black spots of Hei's face.

"Yeah you'd like that, seeing him nude..." Zero muttered. I rolled up the wet towel and whipped it at Zero making a loud SNAP!

"OWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Zero cried holding the welt on his cheek while I calmly wiped the rest of Heihachi's face, who seemed to suddenly stay still and let me.

"For thinking dirty thoughts! I'm not a pervert like you..." I replied "There, all clean."

"Great, thank you, now I'll just get back to work" Heihachi started before I started dragging him again "HEY! I'M NOT SICK I SWEAR!"

"Shut up, and get it bed" I ordered practically shoving him into the couch cushions and throwing a blanket on him. He immediatly started to get back up.

"You have to believe me! I'm fi-" he was stopped when I shoved a thermometer in his mouth. He raised an eyebrow up and me.

"Keep that under your tongue and wait till it beeps" I commanded again and put my hand on his forehead "Dammit, you're burning up..."

"I-"

"MOUTH CLOSED!" I barked clamping his mouth shut again. He just crossed his arms and laid back into the couch playing with the thermometer in his mouth.

"If you keep playing with it like that, I'll make you start over" I growled. Hei-san just slumped over fuming in a pouty pose. After about, 2 minutes, I swiped the thermometer and looked at the tiny screen.

"See? I'm not sick" Heihachi stated. I stared at him and shoved him down using the blanket to strap him to the couch. "HEY! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I AM NOT SICK!"

"You have a fever of 106 degrees fahrenheit! You're staying in bed" I snapped "Now you better stay in bed, or I swear I'll staple your clothes down!" I threatened. As I said before, they only way to get a patient to stay in bed is to threaten them. Unless they're little children then that's different.

"Awwww..."

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I sat in my room at my desk scribbling in big letters on a piece of paper with a Sharpie marker.

"Ok, Zero and Chichiri both have a cold, that'll clear up in about a week or so... so a week lasts 7 days. Kakashi has larinjitis so that'll be about, 3 days. Kel and Cliff have stomach flu so that'll be 3 days too and Heihachi has the flu which'll be 4 days." I calculated rubbing my head with the pen "So all together that should be... seven plus three plus three plus... Uh..." I groaned. I HATE MATH! Not only that I suck at it too! I crumbled the paper into a ball and sighed. Well... at least everyone was sleeping. Even Heihachi got tired of rebeling against me. Vale of course in the first place, was not sick at all. I'll just let him pretend he is... There was a knock at my door and it slowly opened.

"Kiako?"

"Kel-san! What the heck're you doing out of bed?" I asked getting up and started leading Kel back down the stairs "You're sick, so get back in bed"

"But, I wanna help you help everyone else and-" Kel started then rubbed his stomach "I don't feel too good..." I shoved him into the bathroom and trotted down the stairs as if nothing happened. I really hope Kel-san isn't spilling his internal bodily fluids...

"Ok guys, this should help you get better" I said to everyone sitting at the kitchen table. Cliff started down and picked up what I had placed in front of each of them.

"Orange juice?" he asked examining the yellow-orange liquid.

"In shot glasses?" Zero stared at the tiny glass by putting his head on the table "ACHOO!"

"Watch where you sneeze! I don't need any more sicknesses..." Heihachi coughed

"See, I told you that you were sick" I grinned. Heihachi seemed to go into his little ball position with that dark depression aura above his head "Don't worry, it's just the flu, you'll get over it in a few days"

"I guess... I just hate being sick..."

"Hey hey we all do" Kel murmured sleeping on his arms and picked up the glass "Why're we drinking orange juice in shot glasses again?"

"Well, I kinda had a conversation with Sven, and he told me to give you guys some kinda of vitamin C. All I had was orange juice" I replied shrugging.

"And the shot glasses?"

"Oh those? I wasn't sure if you all could handle the juice so I just thought I'd start small"

Everyone reluctantly picked up the tiny glasses.

"Well, bottoms up I guess" Heihachi said and swallowed the juice in one gulp, as did everyone else. Well, Kakashi was drinking out of a bendy straw again. Kel looked into his empty cup.

"Ok, I think I might need more juice..."

"Hey you didn't get sick, why?" Zero asked. I turned around a grinned

"I have a high immunity system" Kakashi tapped his hand on the table for attention and held up a mini white board I lent him. Since it was so small he had to write very primitive...ly...ish...

'Orange juice?'

"And, yeah. I drink alot of orange juice and eat lots of oranges" Kakashi used his sleeve to wipe the words off his board and scribbled on it then held it up again.

'Orange peels'

"Ano, may I have more orange juice no da?" Chichiri asked holding up his cup. I refilled it and Chichiri stared at the full glass of 1 whole freaking once rubbing his chin.

"Something in your orange juice?" I asked tilting my head

"Or is it so facinating to you that you HAVE to examine it?" Zero said pouring more juice into his glass "Dammit this gets annoying after a while. I have to make TWO trips! Drink my juice! Refill my cup! Drink my juice! Refill my cup! JEEZ!"

"Wouldn't that make like, four trips then?" I asked using my fingers to count.

"Kiako, what did Kuro tell you about starting stupid conversations?"

"Not to..." I mutter hanging my head "Anywho, soup time!"

"Soup?"

"OH DEAR GOD NO!" Cliff cried jumping the railing and hiding under his blanket "I am NOT drinking that junk again!"

"It's not herbal soup so calm down!" I frowned setting the table "It's just chicken noodle soup" I sat down beside Kakashi and he poked at me then held up his board again.

'Bowls?'

"Sorry" I apologized smiling weakly.

"What's with the mugs?" Zero asked picking his up "And why the hell is my mug the only mug that's PINK?"

"I ran outta clear ones. And the explanation of the mugs is the same explanation for the orange juice"

"At least we know we'll have eatten SLASH drank a whole cup of hearty soup" Heihachi humoured poking at his noodles with a spoon the size of a teaspoon.

"How come Thug and I only have half a cup?" Kel asked

"HOW COME YOU'RE CALLING ME THUG NOW?"

"Kuro gave me permission, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"

"Well, you both have half a cup only because I'm not sure you guys can keep it down." I said "I mean, you do have the stomache flu." Everyone that was sitting around Kel and Cliff suddenly jumped away from the table with their mugs.

"What the-?"

"Why are you all on the other side of the kitchen?" Kel asked pointing at all of us kinda drinking soup in the corner.

"Um... no offense Kel-san but..." Chichiri turned chibi and sat on my shoulder "I would like to stay clean no da..."

"We're not gonna barf on ya'll!" Cliff said standing up.

Everyone moved back even farther. Kakashi started hitting Cliff back with one of my frying pans. Unfortunatly my pans are made of stone... Don't ask...

"OW! QUIT HITTING ME!"

'BACK I SAY!' went the white board.

"Kakashi, you don't have to beat him with the pan" I said gently prying from my huffing teacher's hand "You still alive Cliff?"

"Owww..." I sighed

"Ok guys, help me drag him back to the couch... SLEEPING TIME!"

"Do you have a time for everything?"

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I crawled into my bed and place my glasses on my bedside table then groaned stuffing my face into my pillow. Man, I'm bushed... I mean come on! I just took care of four adults and three teenagers! Well techniquely Kel and Zero are almost adults... Aw well... I flipped onto my back and stared up at my ceiling to see-

Reno of Rude from FF VII: AC?

"Yo!" Reno greeted

"Hi..." I waved. OK this is weird... How the hell did they get into my room? How the hell did they get here in the first place!

"How are you?" Reno asked

"Umm...Ok..." I replied sinking into my pillow "Look guys, I'm not feeling too good... I'm tired and my stomach feels weird..."

"You should lay on it then! It'll make you feel better!" Reno said before Rude punched him in the back of the head

"Idiot. Stay on your back. Being on your stomach only makes you feel worse" Rude instructed.

"Ooh! You should go drink some water, or eat an orange!"

"No."

"Come on yo! I'm a certified doctor"

"You are so not..." I just watched the two Turks bicker. Either this was a dream, or I'm getting sick too... I blinked for a moment and saw nothing but blank air in front of me.

"I seriously need sleep..." I muttered covering myself with the blanket.

ʓ Third person P.O.Vʓʓ FOUR DAYS LATER!

"Kiako-chan! Wake up! It's already 12:37!" Heihachi called knocking on Kiako's door. When no reply came he slowly opened the door "Kiako-chan?" Her bedroom was it's usual. He had never been in Kiako's room, so he kinda looked around. Papers on the desk, plushies thrown about, a yellow mouse Pikachu doll that had been strangled and was worn from being hugged too much. Heihachi decided to stay as FAR away from it as he possibly could... Making way through the room he put a hand on the lump under the blankets.

"Kiako-chan, are you ok?" he asked. The lumped jerked and Heihachi drew his hand away watching it slowly be pulled off half way so only a tiny dark gap showed what was hiding underneath the covers.

Suddenly a pair of glowing red eyes appeared from the darkness. Heihachi started to back away.

"Uh, Kiako-chan?"

"GO. AWAY." a vicous, throaty growl said from the darkness of the flower decorated blanket.

"Are you ok Kiako-chan?" Heihachi asked cautiously taking small steps backwards.

"Go. Away. NOW!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heihachi took off down the stairs tripping on one of them and tumbling down the remaining stairs then bolted back on his feet running again with his arms in the air "AHHHHHHH!" He fell down the last flight of stairs between the kitchen and living room.

"Hei-san, is something wrong no da?" Chichiri asked kneeling beside the engineer.

"Kiako-chan has been possessed by some sort of demon!" Heihachi cried trying to get his hair out of his eyes.

"I have an idea!" Cliff shouted grabbing hold of the phone.

"Who're you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!"

"Kakashi turn that down, can't you see I'm on the phone?" Cliff called. A small lump poked out from Kakashi's mask as he turned the volume of the TV down to drown out to theme song of The Ghostbusters.

"Oh, very mature Kakashi. Sticking your tongue out" Zero chortled.

"Don't any of you care something's wrong with Kiako?" Heihachi asked still sprawled out on the floor.

"Duh, she's half demon, it'd only be normal." Kel said sipping out of a can of ginger ale "I hope she didn't get sick either" Kakashi (Who still had laringitis) held up his white board again.

'Check?'

"Yeah, we probably should" Kel said standing up.

"I swear, there's something wrong with her."

The group climbed up the stairs and all of them peeked into Kiako's room.

"Kiako? You doin' ok?" Kel asked opening the door completely.

"Good thing Vale's still pretending he's sick, otherwise we'd have two problems on our hands..." Zero muttered "Yo kid! Get up!" A sudden dark aura filled the room making everyone take a step back.

"Wha- What the heck was that!" Cliff exclaimed. Chichiri made his way across the room and gave the lumpy blanket a poke.

"Kiako-chan no da?"

The red eyes flared again.

"What do you want?" the voice resonated from the blanket.

"AH! DON'T EAT ME!" Cliff cried looking around franticaly then shoving Heihachi in front of him "TAKE HIM! HE'S A BIGGER MEAL!"

"NAH!"

"Umm, Kiako-chan? If that's still you in there, would you at least give us a sign no da?" Chichiri asked nervously with a smile. Slowly the blanket slid off revealing-

"AHHHH! IT'S HIDEOUS!" Cliff cried until everyone punched him in the head.

"Keep it down..." Heihachi sighed and rubbed his head. Kakashi scribbled on his board and held it out.

'Sick?'

"Yeah... I'm sick too guys..." Kiako muttered from under her blanket with bed head and had a runny nose "I'd really appreciate it, if you all just kinda left me alone, or gave me orange juice..."

"You must've got what one of us got, what do you have for a sickness anyways?" Kel asked. Kiako rubbed her head.

"I have the flu... Now has anyone seen Reno and Rude anywhere?"

"Reno?"

"Rude?"

"No da?"

"I don't remember Reno and Rude bein' here..." Zero said scratching his head.

"Oh whatever... Just lemme sleep..." Kiako hid under the blanket again "Night..."

Everyone exited the room and Heihachi closed the door with a firm CLICK.

"Well, Kiako-chan's sick now..." he said ruffling his orange hair.

"EVERYONE'S getting sick. I just phoned Baralai a while ago, and he said everyone at Kuro's house besides Hao and Eve are sick." Cliff said.

"Only one thing to do then, PLAYSTATION!" Zero shouted before everyone slapped their hands over his mouth.

"SHH!"

"Ok ok jeez..."

"Why are you all outside of Kiako's bedchamber?" Vale asked climbing the stairs.

"Oh that? Kiako's sick, so shut up and go back downstairs." Zero replied.

"NOOOOO! MY BELOVED HAS FALLEN ILL? I SHALL SAVE HER WITH THE KISS OF LIFE!" Vale shouted running towards Kiako's door.

"GET HIM! DON'T LET HIM IN THERE!"

"DOGPILE!"

"Cliff... you're...crushing me..."(Later on...) Kiako P.O.V

I snuffled into my pillow and sat up holding my head. I knew I probably had a fever, and I probably had a cold... I have to agree with Hei-san, being sick sucks noodles...

There was a light knock on my door

"Come in." I called. The door opened and Heihachi's head popped in.

"Is it safe to enter?" he asked. I giggled

"Come on in, didn't ya hear me?" Heihachi smiled and walked in sitting on the edge of my bed.

"I brought you orange juice" he said holding out a tiny shot glass "You might have not been able to handle it" I smiled and took the glass.

"Thanks" I yawned then gulped the juice and smiled at Hei.

Authors notes: Just thought it'd be a bit cute to write this. Man, everyone I know has gotten sick during the Christmas break, so I thought this would be fun to write. Sorry for the weird...ness... Well, I'm feelin' alot better now from my flu. (Yay?) Thanks for reading! The story will probably pick up next chapter.