I don't own any characters from the Final Fantasy series, Fushigi Yuugi, Shaman King, Tales of series, Black Cat, Star Ocean and Naruto characters. I do not own Hayashida Heihachi or any of my school mates, as much as I hate some of them...
I own Kiako, Ukeo, Shoken, Sannu, Star and other unfamiliar anime or game characters © Kiako Ornitier 2000 (Please don't steal).
When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors (This means you Kuro! But I would appreciate it if you pointed them out)
Oh! And thank you Fira-san for using your characters! I don't own his characters either. (Bows dow) Arigatou Fira-San!
Other voice and memories: Italic
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"Wow! This place is huge!" I cried pointing at everything around me "Even the rocks are bigger then back at home!"
"Jeez are you even looking off the ground Kiako?" Kuro asked.
Currently we were on a bus headed to a camp for two whole days! WE GET TO MISS SCHOOL TOO! It was like a field trip! Well, it kinda is... Because we were grade 9 (Or some of us were pretending we were) we all got to go to camp for two days and enjoy ourselves! Best of all...
NO VALE TO FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE I GO! Only some of us wanted to go, the only ones that came were Kel, Zero, Heihachi, Wakka, Hao and BM. Course Kuro, D3pa1 and I went together. Chichiri would've come, but he caught another cold... Again... Oh yeah it's now the middle of May! Time goes fast eh?
A whimper from beside me brought me out of my thoughts.
"I think I'm going to be sick from sitting too long..." Heihachi murmured
"It won't be long, I just saw the sign zoom past" Kel said from the seat across from us "Zero MOVE OVER JEEZ! You're crushing me against the window!"
"Well, I brought medicine just in case any of us get sick" I said cheerfully. Kuro snatched up what I was holding and slapped me over the head with it.
"Why the hell did you bring this thing with you!" she shouted
"Don't use Kaka-sensei to hit my head!" I whimpered snatched my home made plushie back and petting it.
"Oh so it's KAKA-sensei now is it? You sound like a baby talking like that! Don't ever do it again!"
"It doesn't even look like him, it looks kinda more... Fat and stuff..." D3pa1 poked
"Kinda like a rag doll" Kel pointed out
"Or a voodoo doll."
"And it's head's falling off" Zero pointed
"AHH!" I quickly tied on knot on the loose string to prevent Chibi Kakashi's head from falling off and rolling around the bus.
"AHAHHAAH!" Everyone was practically laughing.
"Shut up! I made this with love ok!" I cried hugging the doll. Kuro, D3pa1, Zero, Kel and BM all looked at each other and burst out laughing and howling.
"Man, your love really sucks then!" D3pa1 laughed wiping the tears from her eyes from laughing so hard. I just kinda made a whiney moan sound and propped my head against the window.
"Are we there yet?" The bus jerked to a halt so hard that Heihachi, Zero, D3pa1 and who ever was sitting in an asile seat fell off the benches. I ended up smashing my head into the window and bounced off hitting the seat in front of me. ITAI!
"Sorry y'all! I tried to park and wiped out going into a smack down into the dirt!" the bus driver called.
"Translation?" Heihachi asked pulling himself back up rubbing the bumb forming on his head "Itai! (Ouch!)"
"Something about bad parking and the guy crashed" Kel-san said sitting up "Arg, now my head hurts more! Translating wanna be bus drivers and smashing my head on a window is so booty..."
"EH?"
"Easy translation: It means I feel like crap at the moment..." Kel muttered dragging a swirly eyed Zero back up on the bench.
"Yeah, this bus driver always did annoy me..." I agreed and felt a strange heat radiating from behind me "Um... Hao is that you?"
"That bus driver is... DEAD...IF HE EVER DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN." Kuro growled with her aura filling upthewhole bus and some of the students started complaining it was getting too hot and were panicing to open the windows. Hao just smiled gently and everyone who knew Kuro all had extremely huge sweat marks.
"Well it's too warm in here! Let's go outside and get you all organized!" a teacher said cheerfully.
"Joy."
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"-- and remember, Zip lining isn't so scary even if you are about 500 feet from the ground!" an instructor said. I swear he sounded like Issaru from FF X-2! Everyone got strapped into these weird harnesses and all lined up to climb up this giant ladder to one of the two towers. Oh man why do I get the image of Lord of the Rings in my head?
"I haven't the foggiest clue how to put this cursed thing on!" I growled in frustration wrestling with my harness on the ground. DAMN YOU LET GO OF MY LEGS!
"Oh god just put it on like this!" Kuro said yanking on my harness
"OW that hurt!" I protested "Oh hey look, my harness is on right. Thanks Kuro!"
"Just make sure I don't strangle you with that..."
I watched as everyone took turns sliding down the cord. Hei-san, D3pa1, Kuro, everyone!
"Ok! You're next!" the instructor said
"Eh?" I already found myself climbing the ladder "How the hell did I get up here!"
"Hurry up Kiako! You've only got a few more steps to go!" Kel called from above and I watched him walk across the tiny bridge that was only about, oh I dunno... THE WIDTH OF A MARKER! How the hell do they expect us to walk across that! I crawled over the edge to the top tower and stood up. As soon as I got my balance a gust of wind blew and the tower started leaning to the side.
"DAAAAA!" I grabbed the railing and when the wind stopped I flicked my hair from my face and saw something trembling in the center of the tower.
"Zero? What're you doing clinging to the pole?" I asked. Zero was hugging the center pole in the middle of the top platform on the tower.
"Shut up! I hate heights ok?" he snapped. I grinned, maybe there are other people who are more scared of heights then me!
"How're you going to get down then?"
"I'LL FIND A WAY!" Another instructor clipped something onto my harness then attached it to a cord that lead to the second tower--
Across the marker bridge... THEY CALL THAT THING A BRDIGE! THAT'S INSULTING TO ALL BRIDGES IN THE WORLD!
"Just walk across to the other side, the harness will hold you up so if you slip you won't fall and go splat on the ground!" the instructor said happily. I kinda groaned and began walking across with my arms stretched out for balance.
"Ok, this isn't so bad... The harness will hold me, I hope... I just have to get to the other side..." I said to myself. I looked behind me seeing I was almost half way across the bridge. Oh dear god... Suddenly another gust of wind blew against the towers making them BOTH sway to the sides and making the bridge bounce around like heck... I felt both my feet slip off the marker bridge
"WAAAAARRRK!" I screamed and I heard it echo around the camp. I lifted my feet back up on the bridge remembering my harness still held me up. God DAMMIT I forgot how scared I was of heights!
"Gombatte (Do your best!) Kiako-chan!" Heihachi called waving. Dammit all I see is a dot of orange! Or red, or... Whatever color his hair is! I think it's orange...
"Hey Kiako!" I looked up seeing Kel dangling off the thick rope that hekd him up by his harness. He kinda looked like he was sitting in a swing.
"Y-Yeah?"
"Watch this!" Kel grinned and pushed off from the platform zooming along the cord "WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!" all the way down.
Great, now all of my friends have already gone but ME! I some how... SOME HOW, made it to the other tower and whimpered as the last instructor was hooking my rope up. Well, no stopping fate now, I got myself up here I can get myself down! I hope...
"Alright! You ready?" he asked
"Well I gu-" I started.
"GO!" I felt a giant shove and felt like my stomach dropped a thousand feet down to the grassy field. I opened my eyes seeing I was zooming straight towards a pole with a tire on the end. I squeezed my eyes shut again wondering which limb I'd break when instead I heard a gentle bump and I started going backwards.
"I'M ALIVE!" I cried hugging Kuro and D3pa1
"LET GO OF ME!"
"GET AWAY!"
"Now, that wasn't so bad now was it?" Heihachi said with a smile
"I guess not" I admitted "Still, I HATE heights. Unless I"m on a plane, I LOVE planes!" we all started to leave the zip line to go to the next activity.
"Hey aren't we missing someone? It's a bit quiet" Kel said.
"HEY! YOU BASTARDS DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME UP HERE!"
"Oh that's what we forgot!" I laughed seeing Zero shaking his fist at us from the top of the tower.
"You better hurry up MASTER theif" Kel grinned "The next activity is swimming! You're gonna miss all the cute chicks in bikinies!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
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Well, after that we went for volley ball, then a whole bunch of other activities. They weren't really THAT eventful but I guess they were fun enough.
"Alright! Now we're going to do team sports!" the intructor announced "We're playing, DODGE BALL!"
"Dodge ball? Crap... I can't throw worth mushrooms!" I said as the intructor divided us into teams.
"Why mushrooms?" Heihachi asked questioningly. I just shrugged
"I was thinking of mushroom soup at the moment"
So the teams ended up that D3pa1, Bm, Wakka, Hao and Zero were on one team and Heihachi, Kuro, Kel and I were on the other. Well, we DID have a majority of the normal students, but...
Hao-sama is scary when he throws the ball...
"KYAAA!" Heihachi was already running all over the court screaming and covering his head!
"Jeez these people are crazy to throw the ball so freaking hard!" Kel said picking up a ball and whipping it to the other side "HA! Got your-! Oh, Sorry about that Zero..."
"Guuuuhhhh..." Zero moaned curling up on the floor in the fetal position "I won't be able to have children anymore... Damn you Kelvis... DAMN YOU!"
"I said I was sorry!" Kel had a giant sweat drop over his head but was laughing at the same time trying not to fall over. All of a sudden a ball came and smacked Kel in the gut knocking him over. At least he was able to catch the ball. "GWUAH!"
"What the-?"
"Sorry ya?" Wakka called waving and threw another ball.
"KYA!" Heihachi hit the deck and the ball hit the wall
BOOM!
I swear, if that ball was any harder it would've made a freaking CRATER in the wall!
"Ko-Kowaii... (Sc-Scary...)" I whimpered "Wakka may be a complete idiot but he's a savage when it comes to dodge ball!"
"Or any other sport" Kuro said picking up a ball and tossing it to Kel "Here, I can't throw very well so you'll have to"
"Ok but, what're you gonna do?" Kel asked and hurled the ball to the other side "TAKE THAT EVIL DOERS!"
"OWW MY SHIN!"
"Opps..."
"Watch out!"
"Eh?" I felt a yanked and then a ball smashed into my forhead "ITAI!" Here we go again... The Moobas and Chocobos accompanied by Moogles all started a musical in my empty cranium singing to the classic: I love you, You love me, we're a happy-Blah blah blah... Damn purple dinosaur...
"Sorry, I needed some kind of shield" Kuro said "I'll pay you back later"
"Barneeeey..." I buzzed.
"Wakka! Look what you did! You made Kiako's brain malfunction! And after all the work I've done all these years putting dents on her brain to make her smarter..." Kuro grumbled "Oh well, guess I have to start again!" I dropped onto my knees.
"WHEN WILL IT ENNNNNNDDD!"
Well, soon enough, only Kuro, Kel, and I were left on my side of the court and Hao, Wakka and some other kid were left on the other.
"Prepare to suffer defeat." Hao said with a smile and tossed the ball at us.
"WATCH OUT!"
"HIT THE DECK!" Kuro and I both ducked covering our heads while Kel bend backwards into some kinda Matrix thing as the flaming Nerf ball JUST missed his nose and bouced off the wall leaving a black scorch mark.
"Su-Sugoi..." I gasped watching the smoldering ball roll past me
"Ha ha! Hao-sama's so awesome..." Kuro smiled.
"Dude, that's scary..." Kel said as he lifted himself back up and stretched his back "Oww, note to self, doing the matrix requires a strong back."
"Ah yes, a back is an old mans life." Kuro said handing me a ball. I snickered, did Kuro just call Kel-san and old man? Well, he IS three years older then we are, so I guess he is. Heh heh, I'm going to have to make fun of the way he walks later.
Inner Chibi: XD
"Hey, why am I throwing?" I asked
"Because I can't throw, and we ran out of players and human shields"
"Oh..." I hung my head then felt that flame of determination background. I ran to the center line and hurled the ball as hard as I could, "KAMAHAMAHA!"
It missed Wakka--
By at least 10 feet...
"Why did she have to use THAT as her battle cry? I wanted to use it!" Kel said picking up another ball and chucked it to the other end knocking the other boy out "HAZZUH!"
"Aww, I wanted that as MY battle cry!" I pouted.
"Kiako-chan! Watch out!" Heihachi called. I turned around and a ball collided with my stomach sending me skidding backwards into the back wall. Slowly I slid down while my body went into a full reboot trying to adjust to the sudden pain.
"Kiako! Are you ok?" Kuro asked beside me. I looked up at her..
I grinned.
I held up the Nerf ball.
"I caught it, Kuro-sama." I said proudly. My whole team rushed back onto the court as did the other team. Hao apparently caught a ball that Kel threw before I caught the ball Wakka hurled at me. Kuro smiled
"Good job, just next time don't trip on air" she said helping me up to my feet
"Hai!" I saluted and gave my belly a pat "At least the extra padding didn't go to waste." I guess being human has SOME advantages.
"Dajoibou Kiako-chan?" Heihachi asked putting a hand on my shoulder
"Oh? Hai! It takes more then a Nerf ball to knock me down!" I grinned.
Why do I always have to open my big fat mouth?
The last thing I remember was falling straight onto my knees and covering my face with my hands while my glasses went skidding across the gym floor.
I felt them. The some of the people around me stopped in shock that someone was hit while the others stared wondering why I was just standing in the middle of the court. The rest of the group continued to play dispite the intructor trying to stop them.
An echoed laughed filled my head.
"Ha! Look at that! Too slow to even dodge a ball! What a loser!"
That voice... The boy from the first day of school that tried to hit me... I heard more voices snickering.
"Bastard, stop laughing at her or I'll make sure you never talk again!" I heard Kuro threaten
"What're you gonna do? Educate me to death ya nerd? GAHAHA!"
"THAT'S IT! NO ONE PICKS ON KURO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" Zero shouted "Kuro! Sik' him!"
"You know, you shouldn't look down on people who obviously surpass you. Kuro would be able to crush you in an instant, you little insect." Hao said cooly. I squinted past my fingers to see a blurry picture of Hao with his foot on the boys head pinning it to the ground.
"Easy there Hao, you don't wanna kill the maggot" BM said.
I felt something over my shoulder. Slowly I was lead to the side and was sat down on the floor, I kept my face covered so no one would see me...
And so I wouldn't see anyone.
Just darkness.
The comforting darkness that I felt when in a closet playing hide and seek, to be the only one who wasn't remembered to be seeked.
Sounds of the dodgeball game continuing made me drop my hands from my face and wipe my tears away. I felt something thin being pushed into my hands.
"It's your glasses, I got them before anyone stepped on them." My hands felt clumsy trying to hold my glasses, I almost dropped them again.
Suddenly, I began to chuckle. Slowly the chuckle turned from a giggle into a full bown laugh.
"Wow, hit in less then 10 seconds! That's a new record!" I said through my laughter, "I can't believe that happened so fast! Heh ha!" I heard a sigh.
"Na Kiako-chan, you really shouldn't be laughing. You could have really been hurt."
"As I usually think, it's better to laugh in bad situations than to worry over them. Besides, laughing makes me feel better." I replied.
"Yare yare, you remind me alot of one of my friends." Heihachi said, "Does your head hurt at all?"
"No, not really. I'm used to it."
I felt something place itself on my head and began rubbing it.
"So you're really ok?"
I wiped my glasses clean and placed them back on the bridge of my nose.
"Hai."
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"Dinner time! Finally! I thought it'd never come!" Kel said happily sitting down at the table we were at.
"What... is this stuff?" Heihachi asked poking at his dinner with a fork. For once he looked like he didn't want to eat.
"Spagetti and meatballs."
"It looks so... unappetizing." the engineer said picking up the bread stick that came with the meal "At least I can eat this and not feel sick." Honestly, I don't like spagetti much either... I poked at the mass of pasta and took a nibble at it.
My fork clattered onto my plate.
"N-Nani..." I gapped "This...can't be food..."
"Unfortunatly it seems like it is ya?"
"I dunno why you guys're complaining, it's not THAT bad." Kel said between mouthfuls of spagetti and juice.
"My gosh, he's actually eatting it!" D3pa1 exclaimed
"That's cause Kel-san eats anything." I said and took a bite of the bread "At least this is edible."
"Well we can't waste all this food." Kuro said and peered at Wakka. Then she waved her hand in front of his face as if to get his attention.
Wakka looked at her.
Wakka closed his eyes.
Wakka fell face first into his food.
"Wakka? Are you ok?" I poked at him, "Wakka? Are you alive?"
"Time for seconds!" Kel called running back into the line.
"Seconds? I can't even finish my first plate! Man you eat like a-" Zero didn't even get to finish his statement before Kel had sat himself down again and started eatting. Again... Wow he sure knows how to put it away! I wonder how he can eat so much but not get fat... Damn that fast metaboism of his...
"I'll be RIGHT back!" Kel darted off again.
"Wow, he eats... alot! Sugoi..." Heihachi said blinking in disbelief. Kuro looked at Wakka seeing he left to go wash the tomato sauce from his face and slowly slid her spagetti into his plate. We all stared at her.
"What? It's not like I'm poisining him, besides, a few extra pounds won't kill the guy, and I won't be wasting food." she said briskly.
"He probably won't notice anyways..." D3pa1 said eatting her bread stick.
"Why so sad Kel-san?" Heihachi asked as Kel sat back down just holding his fork.
"They wouldn't let me go for thirds, said the limit is only TWO servings per student." Kel groaned. I stared at my spagetti, which was untouched minus the noodle I nibbled on.
"Here. I can't eat it anyways." I said "It's still warm, just it's a little... Congealed..."
"FOOD! Man thanks Kiako! You're a life saver!" Kel grinned and was pretty much ABOSRBING the food.
"EW! You're STILL gonna eat it even if it's been sitting there for almost half an hour?" D3pa1 asked in disgust.
"Spagetti doesn't go bad in half an hour!" he said and stopped eatting and pulled something from his food "What the hell is this?"
"AHHHHH! KAKASHI-SENSEI!" I cried snatching the tomato red doll from Kel "How did he... I swear he was... On my pillow..."
"That's what you get for leaving him around the cabin!" Kuro laughed maniacly. I frantically wiped the sauce off Kakashi and dipped my napkin in my water glass and rubbed at the red stains.
"Great, I can't get them out!" I cried "HE LOOKS LIKE HE GOT SHOT TO BLOODY DEATH!"
"MWHAHAHAHA!" We sat there for a moment in laughter and sulking (Well, I was anyway...)
"Hey, Kel-san, if you're just gonna eat the spagetti can I have your bread sticks?" I asked timidly
"Go ahead!" he passed his stick to me and I broke it in half.
"Here, I know when you're hungry you get cranky." I said handing one half to Kuro, "Same goes for you D3pa1."
"You sure you don't want it?" Kuro asked
"Yeah you said you wanted to eat it." Kel said wiping his mouth.
"Nah, I'm ok. Besides, I think I eat too much for my own good." I said weakly smiling. Kuro sighed and broke her half in half.
"Here. Take it. I probably can't eat it anyways." she said
"No, you eat it! I'm fine!" I protested and my stomach kinda vibrated.
"EAT IT!" Kuro demanded
"GIVE IT TO HAO-SAMA! I'M SURE HE'S HUNGRY TOO! PLUS HE'S TOO SKINNY FOR HIS OWN GOOD!"
In the end, Hao DID get the bread stick cause I ran under the table to hide from Kuro and her bread stick half. I also had, a secret plan for such emergencies.
"NANI! WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING A LOAF OF BREAD IN YOUR BACKPACK!" Kuro cried
"Well you never know if the food's going to be ok! Besides, I bought this bread yesterday so it's still good!" I said and mostly everyone was eatting the food rations I had in my bag. Like Doritos, a loaf of white bread, some squeeze out honey in a bottle, hard boiled eggs and granola bars. Hey you never know what could happen!
We were all sitting inside my cabin room that I shared with D3pa1 and Kuro. Heihachi, Kel, Zero and BM shared another cabin that was beside ours and Hao, well... he got mistaken for a girl so...he...had to...share a...bunk...with...us... I hope there aren't any ghosts under the bed...
"You sure are prepared when it comes to food Kiako-chan." Heihachi said chewing on a piece of bread
"No kidding, I wonder how many bandages she brought along?" D3pa1 teased
"Yeah, as we all know it she could stab herself on the bunk bed." Zero retorted.
"Hey hey, easy with the insults! I'm a very clumsy person!"
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So... the next activity we had was Archery/Horseback riding. Pfft, as if we're going to have to do both at once... we all had a choice but mostly everyone wanted to do archery.
Well, with the exception of Wakka.
"PONY..." was all Wakka was saying
"-- And if you do archery, then you will learn shooting techniques and-"
"PONY..."
The instructor started to look annoyed but continued.
"And then if you choose horse back riding you can--" Wakka's hand shot up "Yes?"
"When do we get to see the pony?"
Er, yeah... ANYWAYS.
"Stupid string..." I cursed trying to tug back the arrow against the bow string "I'll get... DAMMIT..."
"Ano, Kiako-chan!"
"Eh?" I looked up seeing Kel, Heihachi and the others were ready to jump out of the way and were hiding behind various objects "Something wrong?"
"Just... Turn around when you do that..." Kel said pointing a shaking hand at me. I looked and saw my arrow was pointed in their direction.
"OOH! Sorry!" I said sheepishly turning around. Wouldn't want to stab my friends...
"GRAAHH!" Kuro burst out. Everyone jumped back staring at her.
"K-Kuro-sama?" I started "Are you ok?"
"I CAN'T STAND IT!"
"What?"
"THAT DAMN SMILING FACE OF HIS!" Kuro shouted pointing to my Kakashi plushie, whose eyes were drawn in happy little archs while he was dyed red in tomato sauce looking like he was shot to death.
"But, Kaka-sensei is cute when he smiles!"
"Let's see if he smiles after this!" Kuro growled and using a hair tie, strapped him onto an arrow and notched the bow "HYAAAA!"
And of course, being strapped to an arrow shot by Kuro Suzaku herself, Kakashi plushie flew ALL the way past the safety net and ALLLLL the way into...
The...
Forest...
Correction: The DSF. DARK. SCARY. FOREST.
"NOOOOOOO! KAKASHI PLUSHIE-SENSEI!" I wailed "COME BACK! NOOOOOO!"
"BWAHAAHAHAHAAA!"
"Dude that's... Evil..." Kel said and sheilded his eyes with his hand like a visor "I wonder how far he flew?"
"Far enough for the wolves to tear him to shreads." Kuro said placing the bow back on the ground and sitting on a bench with Hao.
"There are wolves? I GOTTA SAVE HIM!" I cried and started into the trees.
"Stop her! Before she finds it again!"
Well, we DID go look for him. Well, Hei-san, Kel-san and Zero-chan (Mostly because Kel yelled at him to help) and we DID find him! Yay! But... When we did... Uh... Well... Let's just say animals seems to share the same hate for Kakashi plushie-sensei as Kuro.
"Aww... I can't believe you shot him in the forest..." I whimpered sticking a band aid of Kakashi plushie-sensei's ripped seams.
"Yeah, I had to climb a freaking TREE to get him back!" Kel said putting band aids on his cuts "I FELL DOWN THE TREE ALMOST FOUR TIMES!"
"Oh shut up, now you know not to bring that, THING, anywhere near me." Kuro said.
"Yesh... I now know..."
"Ok everyone! Off to your last activity then off to bed! You have to get up early tomorrow!" an instructor called.
Great, canoeing. I really REALLY hope I don't fall in the lake...
"KURO-SAMA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
"Oh, nothing much." Kuro shrugged.
"AHHHH! NOOOOO!" I felt Heihachi, D3pa1 and Kel trying to hold me back and prevent me from jumping into the lake.
"Wow, I can't believe she actually sent Kakashi plushie out into the middle of the lake in an empty canoe." Zero said
"I"LL SAVE YOU!"
"Oh shush, he'll get back to shore! As soon as the current carries him back."
"NUUUUUU!"
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"Well, time to hit the sac!" Kel said yawning "Later!"
"If anyone deserves rest, It's Kakashi plushie-sensei!" I said drying him off with a towel. Come on, he's been slapped, buried in spagetti, shot off into a tree where squirrels tried to abduct him AND was sent off into the lake!
"Meh." Zero shrugged waving
"Are you SURE you don't want me in the same cabin as you? I can protect you guys!" BM said
"NO."
"Good night ladies, and Hao-sama." Heihachi said bowing slightly
"Night."
"See ya."
"G'night Hei-san!" I called from the top bunk waving but ended up, er... Crashing my head on the ceiling...
Heihachi smiled, "Good Night Kiako-chan."
OK... I admit it... I'm usually comfortable with darkness and stuff...
BUT ALL THESE WEIRD BLUE FIREBALL SPIRITS AND GHOSTS KEEP POPPING UP EVERYWHERE! Or is it all my imagination?
I wonder how long has passed? An hour? Maybe two? Hopefully six or seven? I can't sleep at all!
"No..."
"Ara?" I peeked over my bunk seeing Kuro tossing and turning.
"No... It can't be! How could I have been so careless?" Kuro murmured, "I will get my revenge... I'll destroy you! Urg..."
"Kuro are you-? AH!" I tumbled off the top bunk smacking into the floor tangled up in my sleeping bag.
The concrete floor. Ah yes, cleverly disguised with pleasant pink carpet and a blue and green rug. Ah yes... so clever... They would never suspect there to be concrete underneath a cabin... Noooosir-ee. I crept to Kuro's bedside (She was on the bottom bunk) and I watched her turn and mutter some more in her sleep.
"Noo... Stupid mermaids... noo..."
"Kuro, I'm right here if you need any help." I whispered cautious not to get too close, "I'll even be your stress reliever if it'll help."
"NOOOOO!" Kuro bolted up
"EEEEEEEEKKKK!" I cried trying to shield my neck from being severed by some imaginary scyth that Kuro could materialize into reality.
The cabin door busted open and the light was switched on.
"What's wrong? I heard screaming!" Heihachi said worriedly and was holding a stick as a sword substitute.
"Yeah, I thought there was a raping going on in here!" Zero exclaimed. Kel punched him in the head.
"Only YOU would be commiting something like that! Or, maybe BM." he said.
"Nah, BM and Wakka are still sleeping like dead shoopuffs."
"Kuro, what's wrong? You were screaming and threatening to destroy someone!" I said half hoping it wasn't me she was thinking of destroying.
"I...I..."
"Yes?"
"I GOT A B ON MY LA ASSIGNMENT! NOO! DAMN MY LA TEACHER! HOW DARE SHE GIVE ME SUCH A LOW MARK! I BROKE MY BRAIN OVER THAT PROJECT! I SHOULD'VE ACHIEVED AN A!" Kuro roared.
"With her brain power, she'd get an A Double plus." Dpa1 muttered rubbing her eyes sitting up. When she saw the guys were in here her eyes opened wide.
"What're you looking at?" Zero asked leaning against the wall.
"Why are all the guys besides Hei only wearing their boxers?" she asked pointing. I looked up and finally realized all the guys WERE only wearing boxers (Well, Hei-san still wore his pants and a tank top... My cousins white tank top to be exact.) but besides that, nothing.
Just their shorts.
...Only...
"Huh? Is it still too much? I could always still lose the boxers and we can get rid of Hei's pants and-" Zero said already reaching at his elastic waistband.
"NO!" the three of us girls covered our eyes or hid under the bed or covers.
"GET OUT!" Kel shouted literally kicking Zero out of the cabin, "The nerve of that guy! Trying to taint young girl innocence before the age of 16."
"Yes, I quite agree." Heihachi said with a nervous smile.
"Yeah, YOU SHALL NOT TAINT THEIR INNOCENCE TONIGHT!" Kel shouted dramatically taking on some kinda Super Man pose and pointing out the door where Zero was previously kicked out.
"YOUR TAINTING OUR INNOCENCE BY STANDING THERE IN YOUR BOXERS SO GET OUTTA HER KEL!" Kuro shouted giving her death glare. The sheer force of that glare had enough power to send him rocketing out!
Heihachi looked at us for a moment and kinda gave a wave.
"Um, Good night?"
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"Morning everyone... AHHH!" I screamed seeing poor Kakashi plushie flying past me.
"Oh, morning!" Kuro said cheerfully and hurled Kakashi to D3pa1, who caught it and passed it back to Kuro. Bad part, they were both on the top bunk...
"NOOO!" I cried jumping up and down trying to catch Kakashi plushie "NO FAIR! YOU KNOW I"M THE SHORTEST OUT OF ALL OF US!"
"BWAHAHA!"
Apparently they enjoyed playing: Kiako in the middle... It always seemed to be their favorite game.
"What're you all doing in here?" Zero asked and looked up seeing Kakashi zip past. Kel looked up too.
"Cool! I wanna play too!" He shouted jumping onto the bunk beside D3pa1
"GUYS!"
Er, well, after that... We got back onto the bus and headed home.
"Hey everyone! We're-!" I called until I stepped on something wet "Eh?" There was a trail of white... sticky stuff on the floor in a long trail. I sighed and set my stuff down.
"Whoa, what's this?" Kel asked poking at it with the toe of his boot "Arg! It's stuck!" Zero knelt down beside it and dipped his finger in.
"It's kinda familiar." he said sniffing it and put his finger in his mouth.
"EW!"
"ZERO! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TASTING IT!"
"Shut up! It tastes kinda like, ice cream."
I walked around the house a bit and heard a moan. From my...basement... Oh man I got a bad feeling about this. I went down the stairs and the moaning got louder.
"Ooooowww..."
I looked around the corner and almost fell over in surprise.
"Chichiri? What're you doing on the ground moaning?"
"Head...Cold...OWIE NO NA DA..." Chichiri groaned holding his head in chibi mode.
"You mean...You have brain freeze?"
"Yeeeesss... no da..." I glanced behind him.
"Dammit Chichiri! I just bought that bucket of icecream! I can't believe you ate it all!"
"Cliff-san... let me no da..."
"CLIFF!"
Er, after we got Chichiri's brain defrosted, we went and visited the next disaster.
"KIAKO! I AM TO DIE! HURRY AND EMBRACE ME! OH I MISSED YOU SO!" Vale cried clinging onto me. No, wrong disaster... I tried to use my foot to pry him away from me.
"It's only been a day and a half!"
"BUT YOU ARE MY VERY LIFELINE!"
Here we go, the CORRECT disaster!
"So, tell me again. How did you end up like this?" Kuro asked Kakashi (The real one) whom was laying on the couch with bandages and a sling through his arm.
"Well, first I was just sitting on the couch, minding my business and then I felt this sudden whack in the head..." Kakashi said. Kuro glanced at me and looked innocently off to the side
"What else?" Kel asked staring at Kuro. In fact all eyes were going on her.
"What do you fools want?" she snapped.
"Next, it seemed like I broke into some kind of rash and they wouldn't go away!" Kakashi said rolling up his sleeve revealing red spots. I looked at my doll as it smiled back at me.
"Ok..."
"Then when I was walking your dog I was suddenly picked up and flung into the air! I almost landed in the lake!" Heihachi, Kel, Zero and I all looked at Kuro. Shegave her Glare O' Death with a silent message of: Shut up or DIE.
"Wait a sec, WHERE'S MY DOG THEN!"
"Oh her? She's under the office table." Cliff said gesturing behind him. My dog had her paw bandaged up and she whimpered. I quickly ran to go comfort her.
Yup, a really REALLY wacky camping trip... Least I have some interesting memories! Er, I better throw Kakashi in the washing machine... Suddenly an image of Kakashi plushie drowning and spinning in circles rose into my mind and an image of the REAL Kakashi imitiating that made me stop. Scratch that thought... Something bad might happen...
Authors notes: Yeeeaah... Er... Some of these things Kuro did do! And uh...
Well! The next chapter of this will be thelast of this whole fic!