Hi readers. Before you start reading, I would just like to acknowledge that this fanfic is written by GambomasterXD and aQuA rHaPsOdY. It is very insane and random so only read it if you feel humorous and not very effected by critical descriptions to characters.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN CRITICAL DESCRIPTIONS AND DEFINITE OOC-ness, READ…IF YOU DARE.

KEYS:

"..." saying

'...' thinking

normal text- written by Gambomaster

italic text- written by aQuA rHaPsOdY

Chapter 2

Standing there was…

'Brown hair…'

'Brown eyes…'

'Green top…'

'Forehead protector…'

'White scarf…'

"Chocho-kun?" Lee breathed astounded. "Is it really you?"

"Well DUH! Who else did you think I was, Elvis Presley?"

Lee reddened, making his replication towards a watermelon even more alike.

"Oh my Kami, I can't believe you. Gosh, I sure am hungry. Oh and, like I said, Neji belongs to me. M. E. So gimme an M! Then an E. Who will object? Maybe just Lee! So everyone, okay! What did I say? Neji; belongs to M. E. Me!'

"No! He is not yours!"

"Yes he is and I have prove."

Lee was puzzled.

"What prove?"

Chouji smirked satisfyingly and turned to Neji.

"Neji, do you remember the romantic night we had?" he flattered his eyelashes

"Err…no I do not remember."

Chouji's face fell.

"WHAT! Don't you remember? Five Star Hotel? Jell-O shots? Lacy cushions? Expensive champagne?"

"Oh YEAH!" Neji's memory came back which made Chouji's face lift again.

Ino cried in despair, thinking that Neji had loved HER.

Neji winced at Ino's 'piercing' cry and so he turned helplessly to Chouji.

"Look Chocho-kun, I'd love to be yours but…go find someone else, like…like umm…Shikamaru! I bet he loves you."

"5555555" Chouji cried.

"What are you saying? I thought Shika-kun loves me? We even shared ramen together that fateful day at Ichiraku's…" Ino asked.

"Che! As if I would like someone as troublesome as you! I only shared it with you because it was too troublesome to decide on a flavour and order it. and besides, I would prefer some one like…"

Ino snapped around and gasped in shock.

"Like…like who, Shika-kunny sweetie pie?"

"Hmm…maybe someone like Shino."

"W…Wha…WHAT!" a shy voice stumbled.

Hinata stood there in disbelief. "I know I already have Kiba-kun, but Shino-kun still loves me!"

Then someone hugged Hinata tightly from the back. It was…

"Sasuke-kun?" Hinata questioned, not even looking back.

"Ai, tis moi."

"Sa…Sa…Sa…err, what are you doing here?" Neji asked

"Neji! Err… I err… I come as knight in shinning, I mean shining armour to rescue my princess from this chaos."

"Hinata?" Ino asked.

"No, of course not."

"Then who?" Lee asked, very perplexed, while Kakashi and Gai are still chanting each other's name passionately

Sasuke told them casually that it was Tenten.

"HOW DARE YOU? Tenten IS MINE!" Neji, Lee and Shikamaru shouted simultaneously before glaring at each other.

"Don't you already have enough girls, and guys Neji?" Lee challenged fiercely.

"Well, let's see…you, Gai, Sasuke, Ino…hmm, only four, nope, definitely not enough."

Shikamaru rolled his tiny orbs as they began fighting over Tenten.

"Ahh, this just reminds me of Icha Icha Tactics Volume 5 page 8 to 22." Kakashi sighed as he recounted on his favourite series of orange books.

"Of course, you must be right as long as I have my youthful mind." Gai did a pose. "well, come on Kaka-kun, let's go home and do some naughty-naughty!"

"Okay." Kakashi blushed faintly and they walked off arm in arm singing 'Mary had a little lamb'.

NOT!

This is what really happened.

They walked off singing 'It's a small world after all"

Then others left leaving Sasuke and Hinata behind. Using this advantage, Sasuke leaned towards Hinata for a long kiss.

Suddenly, Naruto and Sakura appeared out of nowhere…

TBC

Afterwords.

Hi all! This is GambomasterXDspeaking. Well, i am very happy that this chappie is finished. Actually this chapter is longer, but aQuA rHaPsOdY is just too lazy to type up the rest! Anyways, this chappie is pretty ranodm isn't it? Whatever, well, please just review. It makes both of us happy :D

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