OHAYO MINNA-SAN! dodges tomatoes...

Okay, I was reading through this fic when I realised the next chapter is missing, coz we have already written it. SoI asked GBZ to lend me her english book and I typed this up. It would be very difficult for us to update this as we are no longer in the same class :( we write this during class... :P

Yeah, just a reminder, this is written by GambomasterXD n me.

So enjoy and update!

Chapter 3

'Ahh!' Sakura screamed.

'OMG!' she exclaimed in horror. 'y-you… you… you… Naruto YOU HAVE A CATERPILLAR ON YOUR HEAD!'

'AHH! Get it off! Get it off! GET IT OFF!' Naruto shrieked womanly whilst running around like a lunatic.

Then Sakura screamed again.

Sasuke stopped his slushy kissing. 'Oh what is it this time?' he asked impatiently.

'YOU! YOU! You have a spider on your head! And OMG! You… you… kiss… YOU ARE KISSING HINITI!' and she fainted.

'Huh? Who's Hiniti?' oh, I am so hungry, I want ramen!'

'I think she meant Hinata. And dobe, you ate 10 bowls of ramen 10 minuets ago!'

Naruto suddenly had a killing intention in his eye.

'Why the beep are you kissing my Hinata! She's mine!' Naruto yelled. 'A thousand years of pain! Hai-ya!'

'You know, you should at lease look at where you are poking.'

The victim of Naruto's so-called jutsu was used on… Hinata's behind.

A sudden dark chakra emitted from the Hyuuga heiress.

'You… beeping… asshole!' then she Byakugan-ed/ Sharingan-ed/ Chidori-ed/ Gentle Fisted/ Rasengan-ed/ Sakura-ed/ Tsunade-d Naruto.

Just then, Sakura woke up.

'Sasuke-kun?'

Her silky, cherry-blossom hair flowed in the gentle spring breeze. Cherry petals blew across them. Her emerald orbs reflected a silver glow that shone like transparent marble.

'She's so angelic…' Sasuke thought and… (Drum rolls please) HE FELL IN LOVE!

'Oh Sakura…' he breathed her name huskily. 'You remind me of how much I loved Temari. NO! I still love her! And I must tell her that!' With that, he ran off to the Hidden Sand Village.

At the Wind Country…

'Temari, I used to love you, but now, Sakura had stolen my heart…'

'So? I don't care. I'm having a sister-brother love of the grand INCEST with Gaara and Kankuro.' Temari said with a shrug. 'We did a threesome last night; my orgasm's not gone yet.'

'Okay, well, I'm going back to Sakura now…'

'Huh? Sakura? Who's that?'

'Err… Haruno Sakura?'

'Oh yeah! That girl who's having a threesome with Orochimaru and Tsunade!'

'Say WHAT!'

'No wait… that's Jiraiya, sorry, I'm not that sure about these Konoha stuff…'

'It's okay…' Sasuke said.

Then out of no where, Sakura burst into the scene, crying over Sasuke's painful words.

'I still love you censored … I still do…'

Sasuke came up to her and comforted her. 'It's okay, I do too.'

'R-really?'

'Really.'

'Really, really?'

'Really, really.'

'Like really, really, really.'

'Yes. Like really, really, really.'

'Oh Sa-kun!'

'Sa-chan!'

'Sa-kun!'

'Sa-chan!'

'SA-KUN!

'SA-CHAN!'

'SAKURA! HOW DARE YOU!' a voice from with the shadows called out…

'Who's there?' they asked frightfully.

The figure emerged from the darkness, with a smirk on its face.

'Long time no see…'

Purple hair…

KK I have to go to class really soon. So I won't be bothered to type up the thanks and everything. I'll do it in the next chapter.

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