Chapter 4

Pancakes and BBQ

When Team 7 and Team Retard finally got going to Konoha, Naruto had successfully managed to get: a cut finger (Akari biting it.), a black eye (Aisha accidentally whacking him with the stick.), several bruises (Charlotte and Chloe fighting near him.), and a cut. (Aisha playing around with the kunai.)

"Heh, sorry about the branch thing back there." Aisha said rubbing the back of her head. "I guess I don't know my own strength." She added.

'These people are getting so troublesome, oh great I'm starting to sound like Shikamaru!' Sasuke thought.

Just as they got to the closest ramen shop, there was a blinding, white light, and then Anju, Charlotte, Katherine, and Chloe vanished.

"Aw crap, why didn't the light thingy poof us too?" Aisha complained.

"Crap! Now I remember! Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke I want you 3 to show our, erm, guests around before I'm late for my meeting with Hokage Sarutobi." Kakashi said.

"WHAT? You leave us with these MANIACS!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Yes and I hope you behave." Kakashi said bluntly.

"Yes sensei." Naruto hung his head.

"So what do we do now?" Aisha wondered openly.

"Ramen I guess." Sakura shrugged.

The 5 kids went into the ramen store for lunch.

After lunch Team 7 (minus Kakashi) decided to let Team Retard (minus Anju, Chloe, Katherine, and Charlotte.) look around Konoha.

"Hey, Naruto-san what's that?" Aisha pointed to his forehead protector.

"This?" indicating the protector. "It means I'm now a full-fledged ninja!" Naruto said proudly.

Aisha snorted at his conceitedness. Then Akari decided to poke her in the back. Aisha reacted by pushing out her stomach and spazing out.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Naruto asked.

Then Aisha whipped around and growled at Akari. All of a sudden Akari started to tickle Aisha, and her being so ticklish started to laugh and spaz out. After an attempt to escape which resulted to tripping on a rock (more like a pebble) falling over onto Naruto, knocking Sasuke down and accidentally pulling Sakura's hair. Now they were a pile of laughing mess. (Sasuke wasn't laughing though. Neither was Sakura in a feeble attempt to impress Sasuke.) Then Aisha turned to Akari a glint in her eye. Akari got the message and nodded, both turning back to Naruto whose eyes widened because he had an idea of what was going to happen next. And it did.

"TICKLE WAR!" Akari shouted. So Akari and Aisha teamed up against Naruto and started to tickle him until he died from laughter. Then somehow Naruto and Akari teamed up against Aisha.

"TRAITOR!" Aisha managed to yell out in between her laughs. "I SURRENDER!" Aisha yelled after a few seconds, before she almost crapped in her pants. Naruto and Akari stopped tickling her with stupid grins on their faces. Then;

"DOGPILE!" Aisha yelled and lunged at Naruto, Akari followed suit. Unfortunately Naruto sidestepped and Aisha got a face full of dirt. The wind getting knocked out of her when Akari landed.

"Looks like you're having fun. "Kakashi was back.

"Get. Off. Akari. You're. Damn. Heavy." Aisha wheezed.

Akari got up as he stuck out her tongue.

"Damn Aisha, you have a bruise the size of Texas on your face." Akari said just staring at it.

"Thanks." Aisha replied sarcastically.

Later…

"Damn, it's getting dark and the light didn't pick us up yet." Akari noticed.

"You guys can stay at my place for the night." Naruto said nervously.

"Really? You're the coolest guy in the, erm, universe?" Aisha said.

"Shut up." Naruto said.

"Make me." Aisha stuck out her tongue.

Then Naruto started to run. Akari and Aisha followed him.