Chapter 6
The Voyage Home
After a few hours of joking around with Naruto, a thick fog covered Konoha.
"My retards instinct tells me that it's time for Akari and I to go home." Aisha said remorsefully.
"Mine too." Akari nodded.
"Aww. And just when it was getting fun." Naruto complained.
So Naruto walked Aisha and Akari to the Gates of Konoha. Good byes were exchanged, tears shed. (Mostly from Naruto.) Then Akari and Aisha hugged Naruto one last time and disappeared without a trace in the fog.
Beep beep beeeeep. The Machine beeped.
"Clear." The doctor shocked Akari with one of those chest-shock-things. Akari regained consciousness. Shortly after Aisha did too.
So as told by their friends, there was an earthquake ant the campsite and everyone was knocked out. But only Aisha and Akari suffered a concussion. And when Aisha woke up, there were goggles and a medal hanging from her neck.
10 years later…
Aisha and Akari as close as ever because of their experience were crusin' in Aisha's Mini Cooper listening to the radio. Aisha was using those goggles she brought back from Konoha as a headband, and keeping the pie eating contest medal as sort of a good luck charm in her pocket. Then their all time favorite song came up on the radio.
Windmill, windmill for the land
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever, love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
As they were rockin' out to this flippin' awesome song a retard crashed into them. Then there was a blinding white light…