Disclamer: I will /turns to vegeta whose aiming a Final Flash point blank/ (Gulp) NEVER happy? NEVER OWN Dragonball Z!
Vegeta: ( smirk) "Who ever said I wouldn't shoot you if you said that?"
NANI!
Vegrta: "FINAL FLASH!"
OOOHH CHETOS!" Goes running to Kami knows where.(Everyone turns to Kami)
Kami: "Don't look at ME I don't know."
Also the people who made the ingredients for the suicide ramen are Bob Brune and Tom Kuczwara
A/N: Sorry I apologize for the long update but this year the homework's heavy and I have trouble keeping up. However I will not give up on this story like I said on my first chapter. I will finish this freakishly long ass story of mine. I actually make it up along as I go the only plans I had for this story was the Oozaru part and the ending. I turned 15 in October 2nd and I got $1348 can somebody say shopping spree! What can you expect it was a quincenera. Oh, for those people who actually read my notes I'm sorry for rambling on so here's the chapter. And by the way the reason it's called like that is because of the flashback. That's my added bonus because I love Halloween.
Chapter 9: Frying pan of Doom(Halloween special)
"NANI! Goku's dead!" Yelled Goku's adopted grandfather in disbelief. "Th- where? How? Why!" He violently shook Krillin as if the words will fly right out of him. Gohan obviously didn't know about the powers that the dragonballs hold. 'Why do I always have to break the bad news?' The midget thought ruefully.
"Sir calm down! Goku can be brought back to life!" Gohan's eyes widened and looked the small boy in his arms.
"I believe I shook him so much already that he's delusional." Krillin escaped his grasp and cleared his throat.
"No it's not that and I would really appreciate it if you don't do it anymore. You see, there are these things called dragonballs…,"
Chi-Chi's almost passed out when she heard his name thinking that her secret had been reveled to the whole world already. Goku's face quickly turned in Chi-Chi's direction. His heart swelled with happiness and love. 'Me? Chi-Chi likes me?' he was ready to let out another whoop when Kng Yemma interrupted him.
"Son Goku, are you deaf boy? Didn't you hear me call you?" Goku's heart sank. He didn't read the name from Chi-Chi's document, he called his name simply because he finally acknowledged his presence. Though Goku felt horrible knowing that Chi-Chi still has feelings for Usukushii his voice concealed his true emotions.
"Sorry King Yemma I didn't hear you." He eyed him suspiciously and grinned when he saw his folder. Apparently the only secret these two had ever kept their entire lives were their feelings for one another. Indeed, he did read Goku's name from Chi-Chi's folder but decided to tease tem a bit about it. Now seeing Chi-Chi's name on Goku's folder under "Most important", it even surprised him that her name was above his grandpa's made him into a more playful mood.
"You mean he can come to life?" Gohan asked with small beads of tears at the corner of his eyes.
"Yes sir," before Krillin knew it his shoulders were grabbed and he was been jerked into a back and forth motion.
"You better not be pulling an April fool's joke like last year or I swear I won't miss my Super Kamehameha this time!" The old man hollered over a swirly eyed monk. 'Great, now I'm really going to die with Chi-Chi's dad if Goku's grandpa acts this way.' (A/N: Sorry I know the Grandpa Gohan scenes are pointless and stupid but I felt that Goku's grandpa should get a reaction after all it is his grandson.)
"So…Son Goku."
"Yes sir?"
"Do you know this young woman here?" The bearded giant asked nodding his head toward Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi turned her eyes to look at Goku awaiting his response. She just knew he was going to say something in the lines of 'Unfortunately yes,' or 'Who? That manly looking girl?' He always said that her muscles made her look more masculine, and when he does say it he gets sent flying to a try with her mighty frying pan of doom. She chuckled, she remembered the day she found out that the frying pan was a girl's best friend.
Flashback
Somewhere in a small island in the middle of the ocean, a 12 year-old girl is humming inside the kitchen of a pink house cooking her specialty, she called it Suicide Ramen. However she made enough to feed her whole village, reason, Son Goku. She angrily poured the entire Tobasco bottle in the pot and mixed it viciously. 'How dare he say I look manly! At least I don't flab coming out from every corner of my body, the nerve of that jerk!' She heard a stumble from the stairs and a lot of yelling and rolled her eyes at this. 'Looks like Launch sneezed again.' She sighed and counted down. '3…2…1…,' Then entire house echoed with machine gun fires and followed by more yelling. She transferred the chopped Habanero peppers from the cutting wood into the ramen and once again began to mix. Footsteps were soon heard after the 5 minute argument and a final sneeze. Chi- Chi's eyes wandered from her pot to the severely bullet punctured teens. She couldn't help but to let out a small chuckle when she saw Goku's messed up hair, more than usual if it was possible, with his eyebrows hitting his hairline to give space to the dinner plate eyes. Hearing Chi-Chi's stifled laugh Goku glared at her and sat down on the chair, pouting slightly. His head was turned a little to the side so she wouldn't see his vaguely pink cheeks. Krillin joined Goku's side and sat the farthest from Launch who was clueless why she had a machinegun on her arms. Roshi entered the room once all the commotion was gone, he did not want to go through the 100 bullet pain again. Chi-Chi quickly added her finishing touches to her ramen and began to pour it in the bowls.
"About time you finished. I thought I was gonna hafta eat Turtle here." Goku remarked rudely turning to the brown turtle who looked absolutely petrified. The spiky haired boy didn't know why each time he speaks to the raven haired girl it would come out an insult. In the back of his conscious mind he knew the answer but did not want to admit it. No, he will not admit that he liked the way were eyes will have a certain fire to them or the way her spunky attitude somehow makes him smile no matter how horrible his day was. Nope, not even the way her lips quiver faintly when she's pissed off, as if teasing him to place his own over hers. Of course not, he was simply growing it was normal for a guy to have those thoughts. Chi-Chi smiled sweetly at him which made him a bit uneasy for more than one reason. Goku's heart began to thump harder. He admitted he loved her smile but this one had something behind it, something bad.
"Don't worry Goku-Chan you're the first one to have a bite. It's my specialty so I hope you like it." She said placing the bowl in front of him. Goku eyed her suspiciously and snapped his chopsticks apart.
"Yeah well…bone appetite!" Goku stated slowly and encircled the ramen noodles around his chopsticks. He blew on them lightly and Immediately after placing the steaming noodles in his mouth he began sputtering the contents out of his mouth.
"Are cough you trying to cough kill me(followed by more coughing)!" He yelled grabbing the cup next to him and gulping down the liquid. His eyes widened tasting the salty fluid splash on his burning tongue. Everyone watched in amusement as Goku made a break for the faucet. He turned the knob forcefully stopping just before it broke. The high water pressure soaked all of his upper body but he could care less and stuck his mouth on the iron tube drinking the fresh tap water. After a minute or so he turned it off and sighed in relief. His eyes glared dangerously at Chi-Chi.
"What?" She asked innocently, "Oops did I make it too hot?" Goku kept staring at her with an I'll- kill-you-for-this look and nodded slowly.
"Well That's too bad because you're going to have to finish that plate and the rest of the other five pots of ramen I made. Goku's head turned to stove and saw the pots full or red ramen(and they were pretty big pots may I add) and nearly passed out.
"And don't forget the sea water," added Krillin, the Spiky haired teen mentally wretched at the memory of the taste of it.
"ARE YOU INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!(A/N: Sorry I had to put that ) THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HELL THAT I'LL FINISH EATING YOUR SHIT FOOD MACHO CHICK!(A/N: Yeah I jacked the macho chick off of Ranma1/2 which I do not own by the way /shifty eyes/)" Chi-Chi had five huge anime veins popping out from the back of her head. It's one thing to insult a girl's figure, which you should NEVER do unless your asking for your ass to be gone from the face of the earth, but to insult her cooking? This is bad for any girl but this one so happened to be Chi-Chi Mao, insulting the strongest and most short tempered female in the planet was not the wisest choice.
"YOU STUPID JERK I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE!" She yelled and reached for the nearest object, a pan, the same pan she boiled the peppers in. Everyone stared in slow motion as Chi-Chi swung the culinary object directly at Goku's forehead. A huge bong can be heard in the quiet room. The time began to quicken again and soon it was normal.
"AAAAAAHHHH," Goku yelped at the pain and placed his hands over his swollen cranium. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" He snarled turning over to her and was faced with another powerful swing. Several more bongs were heard throughout the kitchen and a lot of yelling from both parties. Krillin leaned towards the other spectators and suggestively asked,
"Want to go out for sushi?"
"Yeah sure why not," they agreed and left the two alone. The poor pan was already in the shape of Goku's head when they decided to leave.(A/n: Everyone fears the Frying pan doom no Halloween movie can rival the terror MWAHAHAH!)
End of Flashback
That silly little memory helped her a lot when dealing with Goku. Chi-Chi focused back again at the conversation and just about cursed for missing his answer. 'Stupid flashback.'Goku looked over at Chi-chi oddly. 'Why didn't she rant and scream when I called her a macho chick?' He thought sadly, 'Maybe she's tired of you and is more than likely thinking of Usukushii.' Goku quickly shut the negative part of his brain and looked down his heart ached at the thought. King Yemma's right eye twinkled mischievously and set their folders on his mahogany desk.
"All right I have made my decision." The giant announced. Kami's head quickly looked up in hope.
"I have decided that Goku and Chi-Chi will cross snake way and train with King Kai." Goku and Chi-Chi's gazed turned to each other. Both silently thanking Yemma a million times over for his choice but their stubborn prides would not show their true emotions. Instead they both pointed at one another and yelled in unison.
"DO I HAVE TO GO WITH THAT THING!" King Yemma sighed, maybe he wasn't meant for match making.
To Be Continued…sometime…but it will be nonetheless.
A/N: Yeah! Another long chapter in my standards anyways. I started typing right after I finished my last chapter but I got lazy and the HW didn't help much but I got inspired once again when I saw my Piccolo Jr. saga part 2. The Goku and Chi-Chi scenes were too cute! I also saw the episode in which they kissed on the lips! that's my fave episode of all time just because of the first 5 minutes of it…even if they didn't actually show it cuz of the camera angle. sigh. I'm gonna watch it again! Bye and Please review for a holiday's sake! Heheheh. for those who do celebrate HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
P.S: Vote do you guys want me to immediately skip to where King Kai is or do you want them to experience obstacles on the way such as princess snake and hell? Remember to vote because I really want your guys honest opinion.