Lilikoifish: Okay…the commercial break is now over! Welcome back to ToS Idol! Maybe I should do reviews…too many reviews on my shoulders, sometimes…

Moogle Empress: It's…funny? I didn't really make this fanfic as a humor one…ah well. If it's funny, then WOOT! Thanks so much!

Sesshy is sexii: heheheh…I do too. Haven't been getting' any emails from you lately…

wavemasterkaz: cool. Please update your fanfics, by the way.

Shoebox Dragon: why is it that I always get flamed? First Always Watching, now you. This fanfic is not supposed to be funny, FYI. Look at the freakin' genre! Does it say humor? No. It says general. Sorry, people like you and Always Watching are really a pain in the butt.

honeydew-slush: Thank you. You really should make some fanfics as well. I'll review them too.

KivaEmber: heh. It's ok. BTW, you spelled grammar wrong. Forgive me, please. Please update Reality is Unreal, please.

KiraIrving: "She bangs" was originally performed (I'm not sure if it was written by him) Ricky Martian. William Hung then sang it. Why Presea? Well, I remembered that episode with William Hung, and I thought that he pretty much had no real emotions. That's why. Yeah, me too.

SummonerofVerius: Stop telling the freakin' public about that! Please! I know, there are waay too many Sheena fans out there. You speak nothin' but the truth.

Raspedra Twilight: Oh…sorry. I hear a lot of these songs on the radio, so I bet that most people don't know 'em. Relax, most people don't. It will be.

Polerman: Thanks…will you ever update your fanfic too?

Kratos Addict: Thanks. Heheheh…I know…

Yuki: We should really start now…oh yeah…disclaimer: Lilikoifish doesn't own ToS or the songs/artists.

"Regal Bryant…singing 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' by Green Day!" the hostess announced. Regal stepped out into the spotlight, as usual, wearing the handcuffs. He somehow was wearing major eye shadow on, and a black suit with a red tie. Probably to imitate Billy Joe Armstrong. He had an electrical guitar, which was probably going to be hard to strum…

"Ahem…" He began to somehow play his electrical guitar.

"Ooohh yeah! I just love this song!" Zelos called from the waiting line. Sheena put some duct tape over his mouth.

"Shut up!"

"Omph, mf voflfufifsf hnny!" he tried to say. Sheena yanked on his hair.

"Nt thf haif!" He cried.

"I walk a lonely road, the only on that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I walk alone. (guitar) I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps, and I'm the only one, and I walk alone. I walk alone. I walk alone. I walk alone. I walk alone. My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating. Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. 'Til then I walk alone! I'm walking down the line that divides me somewhere in my mind. On the borderline of the edge, and where I walk alone. Read between the lines of what fucked (no, this is the real word, so I decided to put it in) up and everything's alright. Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive, and I walk alone."

Meanwhile, back stage…

"Heheheh…" Lloyd was soaking the armpits of Zelos's jacket with a sponge filled with vegetable oil. When they were oiled enough, he placed it back next to Zelos.

"Yo, Lloyd! Where were you?" Zelos asked.

"Oh, the bathroom."

"Doin' some tinkling?"

"Shut up!"

"Hey! How'd you get the duct tape off?" Sheena asked, putting several more layers of duct tape on his mouth.

"Aww…Shfeefna…" he moaned.

Back on stage…

"'Til then, I walk alone…" Regal finished his song with a guitar solo.

"Very nice! I like the song you chose (but I couldn't imagine you singing it)! Comments from the judges! Yuki said, 'Very nice. Curse word, but otherwise that was okay.' Negi said, 'Not too much guitar now…' Kagome said, 'Nice voice…' I agree." Regal walked triumphantly to the stands. He sat next to Presea, of course.

"Up next…Zelos Wilder!"

"I believe you mean the Great Zelos Wilder."

"Whatever…" Zelos put on the jacket. Everyone in the audience started whispering to each other.

"Umm…you nervous, or something, Zelos?" the hostess asked.

"Of course not!"

"Well, your armpits are really sweaty…"

"Really? Well, regardless of that, I just wanna sing."

"Okay then. Up next, we have Zelos Wilder (forget the 'Great' part) who will be singing 'Baby got back (with a few changes)' by Sir-Mix-a-lot!" the hostess winced a bit.

"Heheheh…hunnies, here I come…" Zelos took the microphone. All the girls went wild.

"Yup, it's definitely him…" Sheena sighed. "Wait a minute! How did he manage to take off all that duct tape?"

"Oh, my, gosh, Becky, look at her butt! It is so big! (Points at Sheena's butt)"

"I'm…gonna…kill…him…after…this…" Sheena held up a fist.

"She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends, who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt, it's just so big! I can't believe it's so round. It's just out there! I mean, it's sexy. Look, she's just so hot!" Everyone followed Zelos's finger, which was still pointing to Sheena's butt.

"You are really dead." Her facial expression told him. He just smiled.

"I like big butts, and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waste and a round thing in your face you get sprung! Wanna pull up front, 'cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring! Oh, baby I want to get with ya, so I can take your picture!" Zelos was rapping. Meanwhile, the 3 judges snuck behind to the stage bathroom to barf. Zelos kept rapping.

"My homeboys tried to warn me, but with that butt you got, me so horny! Ooh, rub all that smooth skin. You say you wanna get in my Benz. Well use me, use me 'cuz I ain't your average groupy! (I'm going to skip the next verse, so sorry. It's really pointless.) I'm tired of magazines that say that flat butt's the only thing. Take the average Symphonian man and ask him that! She gotta pack much back, so fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)! Has your girlfriend got the butt (heck yeah)? Well shake it (4x) shake that healthy butt! I like 'em round and big! And ugh, double ugh, ugh. I ain't talkin' bout Playboy, 'cuz silicone parts were made for toys. I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double." Okay, I'm going to stop here because it's really long and I want to get to the other people, and this song is really sick. The judges had come back from the bathroom with some basins to barf in, if need be.

"…Okay…comments from the judges…" the hostess groaned. "Yuki said, 'I know you have the potential to sing well. You didn't show any talent in this 'song'. All you did was rap a perverted song about butts.' Negi said, 'I'm 10 for cryin' out loud! Couldn't you sing a clean song?' Kagome said, 'Why does everyone have to rap? This was just no talent at all.' I completely agree with them, Zelos." The hostess said.

"Aww…and I worked so hard just to get that song memorized and to get my rapping skills up…" Zelos trudged over to the bench.

"Don't worry, Zelos. If you're lucky enough, maybe the reviewers will want you to try again."

"Alright! Please vote that I'll be able to try again!" Zelos called.

"Without further ado, we'll have Colette try again with 'Don't 'Cha' by The Pussycat Dolls!"

"Alright! Let's do this!" Colette came out with cat ears on and a short leopard dress on. She also had a tail and tall high heeled boots. Weird music started.

"Baby, ladies, fellas! Baby (ooooh). I know you like me (I know you like me). I know you do (I know you do). That's why whenever I come around she's all over you (she's all over you)! I know you want it (I know you want it). It's easy to see (It's easy to see). And in the back of your mind I know you should be fucking (sorry) me. Alright now! Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha…don't cha…? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha…don't cha…Fight the feeling (Fight the feeling). Leave it alone (Leave it alone)! 'Cause if it ain't love, it just ain't enough to leave my happy home (my happy home). Let's keep it friendly (Let's keep it friendly). You have to play fair (You have to play fair). See I don't care, but I know she ain't gonna wanna share. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha…don't cha…?"

"This song is completely wrong! I'm not lesbian!" Raine pointed out.

"Oh, shut up Raine. I think Colette looks hot singing with those sexy clothes on." Zelos drooled. "I love the way she leans over and points her butt out. She act so sassy, the hot way…" Zelos drooled.

"I agree." Lloyd said.

"Shut up, you two." Sheena nudged them in the ribs with her elbow. "I'm trying to listen to the song!"

"I know I'm on your mind, I know we'd had a good time, I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm fine! I ain't lying. Look at me! You ain't blind! I know she loves you (I know she loves you). So I understand (I understand). I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man! Maybe next lifetime (maybe next life time), possibly (Possibly). Until then, old friend, your secret is safe with me. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha…don't cha…Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha…don't cha…" the song ended with the weird music again and the crowd cheering.

"Great job, Colette. Comments from the judges: Yuki said, 'A bit too sassy for me.' Negi said, 'this is a very sassy song. Nice job, though. Great voice.' Kagome said, 'very nice voice. Your costume went well with the artist's name.' They speak nothing but the truth, Colette."

"Aww…thanks so much everyone!" Colette blushed and blew the audience a kiss (No, not the lesbian way).

"Come sit by me, Colette!" Lloyd called. Colette sat on the bench next to Lloyd.

"Well, that's it for now, folks! We will be back after these messages." The hostess announced.

Lilikoifish: Thanks everyone for participating! Now you are the judges! Should Zelos try again? Your choice.

Zelos: Come on! You know you want to…

Lilikoifish: Up next: Yuan, Mithos, Martel (What the freak? How'd she get resurrected?), and possibly Zelos again depending on your reviews!

Zelos: C'mon y'all! Vote The Great Zelos Wilder! I promise I won't sing a perverted song!

Sheena: What's the chance of that happening?

Zelos: I just wanna try again! WAAAHHH!

Lilikoifish: If the reviewers say you can try again, you must sing a non-perverted song. If not then you will be disqualified from being the Tales of Symphonia Idol! Understood?

Zelos: Yes ma'am!

Lilikoifish: Good. We'll be back after these messages! Please review and cast in your vote to see if Zelos should try again!