Lilikoifish: Yo, people! How are ya? Another reviewer chapter, once again! So far, the votes are as follows:
Yuan: 6
Raine: 6
Lilikoifish: WARNING: IF YOU ARE VOTING FOR RAINE, GET PEOPLE TO READ THIS FIC, AND VOTE FOR RAINE! SAME GOES FOR ALL YUAN FANS! That way, both you and I will happy! I get more reviews, and Raine (or Yuan) will win (hopefully). I still have a tie, and I need a tie-breaker. I'm going to be that one vote, but I seriously hate ties. People, get your friends to vote/review! …I'd appreciate the reviews. Since it's a reviewer chapter, I'm going to give a little more time for the Raine or Yuan supporters to review!
Important note to all who reviewed and voted: You may not vote again.
Disclaimer: I don't own ToS.
"Hello! Now the time for the other reviewers to perform (even if he/she flamed)!" the announcer said. "I'd like to proudly present: Professor Sage, Illicit Memory, lordyuanlover, animesage, Hamlord, Ginki, kratos lover1, Presea the OompaLoompa, CPU Genius, Rikku Abdul, Jaak, TUF STUF II-Henrika foreva-II, KamiofYugi91, PowHammer, Raspedra Twilight, honeydew-slush, Always Watching, Pepsi Addict, Polerman, KivaEmber, Shoebox Dragon, wavemasterkaz, Shining Ducky, huskygr2006 and Linkthellama!" Some of the people regrettably (Always Watching, Shoebox Dragon, and Jaak) got up on stage because they hate this fic. The rest of the reviewers got on stage with smiles on their faces in regular school clothes (once again). The crowd likes Lilikoifish's reviewers, so they cheered very loudly. Yay… "They will be singing 'Simple and Clean' by Utada Hikaru!"
All of my reviewers got up on stage. The crowd cheered.
"When you walk away, you don't hear me say, 'Please, oh baby, don't go.' Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. You're giving me too many things. Lately, you're all I need. You smiled at me and said, 'Don't get me wrong, I love you, but does that mean I have to meet your father? When we are older you'll understand what I meant when I said 'No, I don't think life is quite that simple,' When you walk away you don't hear me say, 'Please, oh baby, don't go.' Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. The daily things
that keep us all busy; all confusing me that's when you came to me and said, 'Wish I could prove I love you, but does that mean I have to walk on water? When we are older you'll understand it's enough when I say so and maybe some things are that simple.' When you walk away, you don't hear me say, 'Please, oh baby, don't go.' Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. Hold me; whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all, nothing's like before." All the reviewers sang. The judges quickly scribbled down comments. The audience was captivated. "When you walk away, you don't hear me say, 'Please, oh baby, don't go.' Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. Hold me; whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all, nothing's like before. Hold me; whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all, nothing's like before."
The crowd cheered so hard. Thankfully, all the fans were fans of Kingdom Hearts, and were still waiting for the next Kingdom Hearts game to come out. They threw chocolate, roses, stuffed animals, heart pillows, money, etc. Professsor Sage got a few fans that were holding up signs that said, "Oh, meh duckie!" on them. Hamlord was trying to avoid the hands that were trying to grab his ankles. Pepsi Addict jumped into the crowd, and the crowd caught her! Yay! huskygrl2006 got a grey husky leaping into her arms. It licked her face. (cute )animesage ran over to the bench where Raine was sitting. He threw himself on her and began to kiss her.
"Hey! It's that freak who's obsessed with the Professor!" Lloyd laughed.
"Get off my sister, you idiot!" Genis tried to pry animesage off, but he was too weak.
"Hey! I'm the only one who gets to touch Raine!" Zelos said. "Wait a sec…I have Sheena!"
"I won't let you go, Raine!" animesage gripped her clothes as Genis tried to pull him away. Finally, animesage gave up. lordyuanlover pulled him away from Raine so that he wouldn't go berserk again.
Meanwhile, the rest of the reviewers were blowing kisses to their fans, and collecting their "prizes". honeydew-slush picked up an adorable puppy plushie that no one had seen. KivaEmber and KamiofYugi91 made their way to the money. Always Watching, Shoebox Dragon, and Jaak grumbled and waited for the judges to say what they had to say. All they wanted to do was beat the heck out of this crappy (or so they call it) fic.
"Okay! I know you love them, but they have to go to a dance party that I'm holding for them! Also, they have a few comments from the judges!" the announcer screamed (or else the crowd wouldn't hear her) into the microphone. Everything became silent. "Thank you. Anyway, Yuki said, 'Nice work. I like the lyrics.' Negi said, 'What's Kingdom Hearts?' crowd gasps Kagome said, 'I love Kingdom Hearts! I need to download that on my MP3!' Geez, Kagome, how many music devices do you have?" the announcer asked, fiddling with her MP3. Rikku Abdul and kratos lover1 also fiddled with their MP3. TUF-STUF (etc, etc.) and CPU Genius made a mental note to download Simple and Clean onto Windows Media player, then convert it to itunes.
"Hypocrite!" Linkthellama, Shining Ducky, and Illicit Memory shouted at the same time. The announcer shot them a nasty glare.
"Good job, everyone!" Lilikoifish said. Always Watching, Shoebox Dragon, and Jaak snuck out of the fic. The reviewers knew that people would be chasing them, so they exited the building and quickly jumped into their limos. They quickly headed off to the dance party before they could get held back by the fans. wavemasterkaz accidentally tripped, and was bombarded by fans. Polerman and PowHammer quickly pulled her into the car. Ginki and Presea the Oompa Loompa held off the crowd for a few minutes, then escaped into their respective car.
While everyone was waiting, the ToS cast decided to entertain the audience. Lloyd displayed his awesome techniques, and Raine and Genis made a beautiful ice show by having Raine cast Ray, and Genis would use Ice Tornado. Genis's ice chunks would reflect the light of the Ray and they would create a pretty show. Kratos and Colette performed interesting angelic magic by combining their powers together. Then, Kratos opened his wings and just let the crowd (well mostly the fangirls) fawn over him. Sheena summoned all her Summon Spirits and performed cool tricks with them. Zelos flirted with all the girls, but got chased away by the girls' boyfriends. Regal showed off his black-belt kicking skills by just tapping his toe on a 10 foot stack of platinum. The stack crumbled. Presea showed off her amazing axe skills: twirling it, swinging it, and juggling multiple axes that were bigger than she was (don't attempt this at home).
Mithos and Martel did some form of light show by making multi-colored Judgment beams. Yuan did some cool maneuvers with the Reharids. Barrel rolls, you name it. The crowd loved it.
For the rest of the time, Raine gave the crowd a lecture on how a microphone magnifies the volume of your voice. Everyone fell asleep, though.
Lilikoifish: Did you like it? I hope I didn't make you too OOC! If you don't have an MP3/ipod, and I mentioned that you did, please forgive me! To all reviewers: I hope this didn't anger you too much, because I tried to use everyone in the chapter at least once, while trying to keep you IC. I don't really know what you are like, so I tried to guess…please forgive me if you didn't like your roll in this chapter! Please review!
Important note to eastercat, Ohohen,and anyone else who forgot to vote (who already reviewed chapter 5): You forgot to vote. Please vote, or else the persone you want to win (Yuan or Raine) might not win!
Please review! Thanks!
