ADVANCE \d4Authors note: Heres the lost chapter I promised. But I cannot take all the credit. I came up with the idea and Lily and James xoxo (my beta) came up with the fun stuff. I cant thank her enough. Im sorry I didnt post this sooner, but I was in the midst of writing another story, and forgot a bit about this stuff. I hope you enjoy, review and wait for one more chapter!
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Alice, Lily, and Kay lounged casually on the plush rug, thrown elegantly over the majestic floor of the Heads Common Room, munching on assorted sweets, and studying Charms. The pretty redhead yawned lazily, and reached for a candy from the enormous bowl, resting between the three.
Unexpectedly, a thoroughly worn out James sauntered into the Heads Common Room, looking delicious in his leather Quidditch attire.
Hullo, Lily, luv, the handsome boy murmured, as he ran his hand through his raven hair. Didnt know Alice and Kay were going to be here, James added, surveying his surroundings warily.
Lovely to see you, too, Potter, darling, Kay retorted sarcastically.
Oh, hello, Kay, James replied, exasperated, Alice. He stretched, almost catlike, before stumbling gracelessly to the bathroom. Well, Im going to take a shower now, luv, he called over his shoulder, Pity you have friends over, you could have joined me... James called once more, cheekily raising his voice, for all to hear.
He winked smugly at the girls, before ducking brazenly into the bathroom, a wide smirk plastered across his face.
Git! Lily yelled at the door, as she threw bits of candy where his head would supposedly be.
Now, stated Kay, grinning madly, What was that all about?
Lily glared at her friend, and Kay popped a chocolate into her mouth, to delay the teasing mockery, soon to come.
Now, really, Lily, Alice snickered, Is that anyway to treat your future bridesmaids?
The scarlet locked beauty pouted at the playful banter, before sighing, It was nothing, you nosy pillocks. Now, please, do, hush your sodding mouths.
Her friends obliged, and the restless girls resumed their studies. All the while, Lily fidgeted nervously, desperate to keep thoughts of a hot, wet, naked James, soapy suds dispersed throughout his messy locks, far, far away. Her brain frantically ran overtime, in hopes of preventing Dirty James Thoughts, as Kay and Alice so kindly put it, from ruining her wandering mind.
The aforementioned girls watched as Lilys already glassy jade eyes, glazed over, and were captured by a pleased look, flashing dangerously in her eyes.
Obviously, the redhead wasnt studying, thus, Kay and Alice discarded their schoolwork, as well.
The water slowed to a trickle, and Lily instantly snapped out of her trance, her eyes glued to the bathroom door. Soon after, James stepped into the Heads Common Room, clad only in a mere towel.
He took his time strolling lazily across the room, taking the looks Lilys friends shot him for granted.
The Quidditch player threw open his door, and stepped ever so slowly into the privacy of his own room. The door closed, and Kay released the breath she had unconsciously been holding.
What? Lily demanded, glaring at Kay.
Doesnt he ever, you know she replied sheepishly.
Put on some clothes? Alice supplied, vainly attempting to control her laughter.
Lily pouted babyishly once again, and crossed her arms, inadvertently furrowing her brow, creating the undesired effect of a demented house elf.
Alice laughed at her friends outrageous antics, before Kay gasped. You know who he reminds me of? she asked, a look of comprehension dawning her face.
Who? Alice and Lily chorused.
James reminds me of that jungle muggle, Tarzan, Kay replied, as if this was the most obvious thing in the world, You know, from that muggle movie, with the monkeys, and trees, and explorers? she supplied, at Alices blank, yet questioning stare.
Lily snorted at her comment. I knew I shouldnt have let you watch all those Tarzan shows when you came over this summer.
You know, Alice commented, youre quite right, Kay. Chop off a bit of that towel, and grow out his hair, and James would be a hotter Tarzan than the real one-
Really, Lily interrupted, you should really stop talking about that boy and his bloody damn good looks. She paused, before adding, Might inflate his ego just a teeny tad bit too much.
The three girls erupted in spontaneous laughter, merely at the sheer absurdity of the entire situation.
Maybe he shags like Tarzan, too, Kay spat out through hearty guffaws.
Alice raised an eyebrow suggestively, and winked in Lilys direction. Kay nodded, before directing her gaze to Lilys unblemished face.
What? she asked, smiling slightly, her laughter dying slowly, Why are you two looking at me?
The two girls looked at Lily, waiting for an answer.
What? Lily repeated, a tad bit curious why the mischevious glint in their eyes lingered.
I said, Maybe he shags like Tarzan, too, Kay answered, rolling her eyes.
Lilys mouth twitched slightly, as if she carried some sort of secret.
Oh, come on, Alice demanded, bored, Just tell us the bloody secret.
Oh, shut up, you, the redhead replied, slightly angry she knew about her secret.
Does he shag like Tarzan? asked Kay,
I bet Tarzans pretty good, she concluded.
Well, you know, he did shag a bunch of monkeys.
Lily and Alice erupted into hysterical laughter, clutching their sides and laying sprawled on the floor.
After a few good chuckles, the girls laughter died down, only a random giggle escaping here or there.
Hmmm Lily wondered out loud, scratching her chin in mock thought, I dont know. Ive never shagged Tarzan, she finished, before laughing at the astonished look gracing Kays face.
Youve slept with him? she asked dumbly, in shock.
Lily smiled lightheartedly. Maybe... she answered.
Oh, Good Merlin, Alice sighed exasperatedly,
You cant honestly tell me you thought she was a virgin. I mean, the signs are all there. In fact, its quite clear the two are shagging like rabbits err, I mean, um, monkeys.
She caught a few giggles for her comment, before Kay rounded on Lily.
Lily Evans! Tell me this moment! Kay demanded, popping a piece of Honeydukes into her mouth.
Lily bit her lip shyly. Yes she whispered. The instant the words left her very lips, said boy emerged from his room, a lopsided grin slapped across his face.
Now, what are you ladies up to? he asked. Good-natured giggles exploded from the girls, and James imitated Lilys childish pout. Sorry, love, Lily laughed, standing and kissing him gently on the cheek, Its a girl thing.
Author's note: This is the last lost chappy. Hope you liked it!