Vs.VIrus By deathsflame Disclaimer : okay okay! so i'm stil moping about my lack of onwner ship! Now stop hounding me!

A/n: My god! I lost the original manuscript i made! i had FIinally had gotten myself motivated and was going to type the story again, but now it seems i've lost the little sucker! NOw i've got to finish the story from memory. well this just means some of the little details i had in there might become lost, i'll try my best to stay accurate to what the plot line was! forgive me? Again, I cut out the worst spots, can't delete it all. Dear lord, I'm thinking I'm going to have to post the unedited chapters after all-
Chapter 7

Looking up to the establishment he now stood infront of Duo grinned "A bar! why can't i ever get missions at bars!" Running a light hand thru his hair, the braided man walked into the place, emiting sex appeal. Seating himself at one of the tables, Duo ordered a drink " No use passing up the chance for a drink!" The American pilot thought gleefully. With an odd look from the bartender Duo recieved his drink. The Layout of the place was the basic bar scene, and it played relatively up to date music. Chugging half of the beer he had ordered Duo noticed a young woman staring at him.
damn I'm sexy! Duo thought and winked at her. The Lady, who was obviously a prostitute, leaned over slightly and then got up, gliding over to Duo. "hey there good looking." Duo cooed and struck a sexy pose. The whore crossed her legs and played with the edge of the bar.
"Well I must say, we don't get your type in here much. You here to convert me?" she said in hot tone, her long lashed eyes looking him up and down, tracing over his outfit. Duo grinned sexily (or what he thought was sexily.
"Is that what you call it here? WEll sure. i'll take you to the back room and convert you when ever you want babe! What's your name any how"
"Trula" The scantily clad girl replied "You sure that's not against your religion buddy?" Duo puffed out his chest and turned red " What? You think I'm a unic or something! Damn Trula, I'll screw your fucking brains out" The hot blooded American practically yelled out as he grabbed Trula's arm lustily. A Voice rang thru the establishment " YOU THERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HOE?" Duo let out an aggravated growl as he whirled around and saw a thin man with flaming red hair march up to him. Before he could get another word out Duo punched him in the jaw, the impact making a sensational crack. "RALLIE!" Trula squeaked, she barely had time to look down at her favorite customer before Duo grabbed her hand again and asked, " Ready now?" With an affirmative nod Trula pointed to a back room and was dragged off by Duo who continued to mutter something about protecting his manhood. Minutes latter in the dark and musty back room Duo was being straddled by Trula, her cherry lips sucking on his collarbone and leaving lipstick smudges on his neck. After Duo explained that he was not a priest (though every one thought he looked like one) the dirty blonde woman was enthusiastic about getting down and dirty with him. " Even I have my standards. " she had whispered taking his midnight shirt off with electric red nails. Duo found the concept laughable but instead moaned as she ran a hand over his body, his own hands working on getting her dress off.
LATTER
" So have you seen him?" Duo asked talking a deep breath and sitting up. " Dark wild hair, monotoned voice, never smiles." Busily dusting off his pants Duo slipped the dark fabric back on. Trula rolled over in the dingy bed and pouted her lips.
" If I tell you will you stay? That was just a quickie." With a smirk Duo tossed back his chestnut bangs and wiped his brow. " Told you I was good baby" Trula stood from the bed and draped her arms over his shoulders feeling his still exposed chest. Her hands felt like silk over his hot skin, Duo could feel her whispering into his ear from behind him.
" My mystery man, that's what I called him. He is a sensational dancer, but left with Ritchie before I could get to him. Such a waste if you ask me"
Duo stiffened HEERO"S GAY! Damn.. Relena's not gonna like this... Pushing Trula off of him Duo rushed to pull on his shirt shouting " He left WITH A MAN! No way! First people think I'm a priest and now hee-chan's a froot loop"
Dashing out the door Duo disappeared leaving Trula to stare after him confused.
" Hee-chan? Relena? ...I'd better go see if Rallie's up for another round..."