Random update! This is pretty short, 'cuz most of my KH fics I write when I get short bursts of inspiration.
Random disclaimer: Me no owny.
KINGDOM HEARTS 2 WOOOT!
Chapter Three: A really weird, hot day.
It was a fine day on Destiny Island. A gentle breeze was blowing, birds were singing, and Sora—was running around in a giant fish costume with…
No wait—that's Tidus. It's so difficult to tell them apart.
Sooo, let's change that. It was a really HOT day on destiny islands. A baking breeze was blowing, birds were frying, and Sora and his friends were in the tree house trying to escape the heat.
--Minus Tidus and Selphie. Tidus was still running around in his fish costume. Apparently the zipper had gotten stuck or something. Selphie was just laughing her head off and throwing fish food at him.
Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Wakka were laying in various parts of the tree house. Occasionally they would roll over, because, you know, you have to be careful not to stick to someplace permanently.
Riku groaned and peeled himself off the floor. "You know, my mom said something really weird the other day."
"Eh." Sora responded.
"She said that when I was older, I could go to college in the mainland and get a degree in nursing."
Kairi sat up abruptly. "I just got a REALLY weird image."
Sora groaned. "Feel free to keep it to yourself. I'm already sick to my stomach."
Kairi laid back down. "Well Riku, you really are good at First-Aid."
Riku twitched.
"I remember the time when you were chasing Sora on the dock and he tripped, and he got about ten splinters on his nose. You held him still the whole time and pulled them all out! Man, bet that hurt."
Sora rubbed his nose.
"Yeah, but I got bruises all over my stomach from Sora's huge feet!" Riku protested. "I should have just let him walk around with logs stuck in his nose."
A fight would have broken out, if it wasn't 8000 degrees.
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Selphie was rolling around in the sand and laughing insanely hard. It was surprising she hadn't suffered a heat stroke already.
"You mean, self-centered person!" Tidus shrieked, dodging fish food. "I have to go to the bathroom! Just help me with this zipper!"
-- The End
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