Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam SEED. Just for the hell of it, I'll let you in on a huge secret. I don't own Wal-Mart either. :Shock all around:

This is based off a forward that I got through e-mail; so technically, I don't own much of this plot either.

Setting: Sometime before the series started.

"Miriallia I'm bored!" Tolle whined, trying to be as annoying as possible.

"How many times do I have to tell you? I. Don't. Care. You were the one who wanted to come along, and you were the one who didn't want to run off with Kira, Kuzzey and Sai to do who knows what, so stop complaining."

"But I-"

"I don't want to hear it. If you're really that bored, go find the others. I'm almost done here." Tolle huffed and muttered something under his breath about girls, and how dating one was so pointless before turning away from her and wandered away from his favorite brunette. Miriallia had decided to go shopping for a few items that she needed, and her four best friends, Tolle, Sai, Kuzzey and Kira had decided to come along. Being unable to dissuade them, she had let them come. It was times like these when Miriallia wondered why she bothered hanging out with guys. Sure there was Fllay, but she had her own group of friends that Miriallia was defiantly not welcome to join. So she stuck with her boys, and that was how she wound up in this situation, wandering around Wal-Mart looking for everything she needed well the others were off somewhere, most likely trying to get themselves kicked out. It had happened before. Kira had thrown a rubber ball in the general direction of the electronics department; they'd heard a crash and had been 'escorted' out of the building. After that, she left them to themselves, and avoided them at all costs. A while after the incident, Miriallia had decided it was worth getting kicked out just to see the sheepish look on Kira's face when she glared at him.

:Meanwhile:

Tolle had caught up with the other guys, and they were hiding in one of the clothes racks, plotting something.

"Kira, you and Kuzzey grab the items. Sai and I will scout the store for some, uh, unsuspecting victims." Tolle dished out the orders. Whenever Tolle and Sai were together, trouble was close behind. Some of the smaller stores in the mall would always remember them as the 'terrible two'. Oh yes, the tow of them had more then their fair share of encounters with mall security. So far, the group had made a list of fifteen things they would do today. It was a common practice among them. They would make up a list of things they wanted to do, and then see how many they could get done before they got kicked out. "Ready? Go!" Tolle shouted, obviously enthused by the action that was sure to follow. Kira and Kuzzey headed over to the health and beauty department, and began their search of the items of truth. Condoms. Their goal was to get 24 packs of condoms and put them into people's baskets. After their mission was accomplished, they would chose one or two and watch their reactions when they got to the till. Once they found what they were looking for, Kira and Kuzzey quickly grabbed pack after pack of condoms, earning them some strange looks from passing shoppers. Once they figured they had enough, they walked causally back to the clothes rack they'd been plotting in. Tolle and Sai were already there. Grabbing one to examine, Tolle gasped and grinned. "Kira, you're a genius. Flavored. Now that's something even I wouldn't have thought of. Let's see, cherry, grape, watermelon, whoa! Chocolate and whipped cream? Sometimes I wonder about your mind Kira." He purposely left Kuzzey out, knowing that it would make the boy feel extremely awkward, and then he would start to have second thoughts.

"Okay, so in the back near housewares there's a whole group of some snobby rich guys, probably some CEO's who are looking to redecorate their offices. I say we target them." Sai explained. Kira and Kuzzey nodded in agreement. "Okay, it's settled. Let's go!"

"Don't you think it would be more amusing if say, three people got eight then if twenty-four got one?" Kira asked

"You know what?" Tolle grinned, "You're right." After Tolle's confirmation of what they would do, they crawled out from under the rack again, and turned towards housewares. The quartet pretended to browse while edging closer and closer to the group of businessmen. Each of the four had six packs of condoms, and there were five men there, so one got a freebie. Tolle targeted a portly, balding man, dropping his six packs into the basket the man was holding as he edged by. The other three followed Tolle's example.

Once they got back to the clothes rack, which had been dubbed their 'base', they grinned at each other.

"What's next?" Tolle demanded more than asked. Kira pulled the list out of his pocket and smirked.

"We're going back to housewares. The alarm clocks are coming." Kira grinned.

A/N This story will have 15 shortchapters, one for each item on the list. I'm just writing this while I try to get my inspiration back for Your Revolution is a Joke. I'm also throwing an idea for a Fruits Basket one-shot around. If you want a summary, it's in my profile, along with all my other story ideas.