A/N: Hey guys! Miss Leia is baaaaack! OK, you guys might hate this story, but it's a random one dedicated to my band camp friend. He told me to use the words tax return, biological parents, elephant, and freeze dried ice cream. OK! On with the story!

(Nicoley) You should also know this story is crazy and insane! Onto the bat mobile! I MEAN STORY!

Jimmy sat in his room, on his computer. Suddenly, his mom came bursting through the door screaming "25,000 DOLLARS!"

"What the hell mom?"

"IT'S OUR TAX RETURN! 25,000 DOLLARS!"

"Mom, you're scaring me!" Jimmy replied. Jimmy turned back to his computer and started typing furiously.

"What're you writing about Jimmy?" his mother asked, hovering over his shoulder.

"An elephant," he said simply.

"Yes, but does the elephant have $25,000 in tax return?"

"NO! BUT THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" Jimmy shouted, turning back to his computer and finishing his story about an elephant with $25,000. Suddenly his phone rang. He ran over and picked it up.

"Hello?"

"JIMMY!" a voice shrieked.

"Cindy! What's wrong?"

"I FOUND MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS! THEY'RE IN ITALY! I'M MOVING THERE!" Jimmy gasped.

"CINDY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! NOT WHEN WE JUST GOT RICH!"

"What're you talking about?"

"We got $25,000 dollars!"

"How?"

"Tax return!"

"OH! Well, I have to! My biological parents want me to move back to Italy! COME WITH ME!"

"Fine," Jimmy sighed. "I'll pack my stuff."

"OFF TO ITALY! LAND OF FREEZE DRIED ICE CREAM!"

"Freeze dried ice cream?" Jimmy asked, confused.

"YES!"

"Alright, well I'll pack I'll be over in a second." Soon, Jimmy was over Cindy's house with all of his bags.

"Ready to go?" Cindy asked.

"Yup!" Jimmy replied.

"LET'S GO!" And they went off to Italy, ready to meet Cindy's biological parents and eat freeze dried ice cream.

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