Disclaimer: points around room: Do I look rich to you? Didn't think so.

Just incase any of you forgot, the ideas for these pranks are not mine, but the ideas of whoever created the forward I received. I may alter them slightly for plot's sake, but the general ideas are the same.

Wow, I've passed the 50 review point. I never expected that to happen. So thanks to everybody who reviewed! (I'll mention everybody's names at the end of the story)


Tolle returned to the base grinning like a mad man. The expression on the worker's face had been priceless. He was so glad he'd been the one to pull that prank. Hopefully he'd be able to pull a few other pranks before their list was complete. They only had seven left, meaning they were past the halfway point. "Not bad Tolle, not bad." Sai stated with a grin. "We could hear your scream from here. You seriously sounded like a psycho."

"He's right." Kuzzey piped up, "Maybe he's on to something." Was Kuzzey implying that…? No, he couldn't be. But the way Kira snorted with laughter, and the way Sai seemed unable to make eye contact… Had Kuzzey just called him a psycho?

"I don't know, the look Miriallia had on her face before I left made me think she was more psycho than I am… although, she could pull off psycho killer a lot better than plain psycho." Tolle reasoned, pretending to be serious. He wasn't quite sure if what he'd said had even made sense, but it sounded funny.

"Oh! I know that look! The one when her eyes get all wide and she looks like she's about to grab the nearest sharp object and slit your throat? You're a smart man Tolle, running away like that." Kira told him while patting him on the back.

"Who said I ran away?"

"You said Miriallia had her 'Psychotic Killer' look and then you left. I am quite capable of putting 2 and 2 together."

"But…"

"Who cares? I believe it's the next challenge is between Kira and I if I'm not mistaken." Sai tried to smooth things over.

"What about me?" Kuzzey whined.

"You've already done 2, and Tolle just did one, so that leaves Kira and I." Sai reasoned. Kuzzey sighed.

"You take it Sai, I'm not in the mood for that right now." Kira told him, really meaning he wanted to finish his discussion with Tolle.

"Okay, be back in a few." Sai called with a wave.

Miriallia looked discreetly at the stainless steel scissors. It would be so much easier to just slice instead of sawing or hacking. Or maybe she should look at the kid's scissors, just to make the boys suffer more. She grinned evilly. Either way, she would get her revenge.

Sai looked around. He had to find one that was out of the way, but would still have the desired effect. Looking around, he spotted it. It was perfect. Out of the way, and at an angle that would hide what he was actually doing from any innocent bystanders. Not only that, but it was the perfect height, pointing directly at his face and close enough that his actions would be clear. Oh yes, this would be fun.

Miriallia had narrowed it down to a pair of extremely dull kiddy scissors, incredibly sharp stainless steel scissors, and a butcher knife. After much consideration she decided that the kiddy scissors had been designed so they would not cause bodily harm, and had put them back. She wouldn't be able to do much damage with something that couldn't cut through human flesh. So she just had to decide between the scissors and the knife. The knife would be easier to cut with, but the scissors would ensure that she didn't cause too much damage. She didn't want to kill the guys, just castrate them.

The over-weight security guard leaned back in his chair, scratching his balding head and was about to pop a burger in his mouth when something on one of the screens caught his attention. There was somebody staring at camera 3. Whoever it was seemed to be examining his reflection in the camera. He was posing in front of it, flexing his biceps, trying some rather provocative poses, and even doing some downright rude gestures. Leaning back, he stuffed half the burger into his mouth while reaching for his super sized Coke. He always enjoyed the shows some of the customers put on. The security guard was about to take a sip when the figure in the camera started doing something to his face. At first it was hard to tell, but there was no doubt about it. Whoever was looking at the camera was picking his nose.

Sai wiped his hand on the nearest thing he could find, that being a stuffed animal in the toys department. It had been disgusting, but worth it if just for the sake of imagining the expression on the face of whoever had been watching.


A/N: I feel like I'm saying this every chapter. (Maybe because I am…?) But I really feel like the chapters are no longer funny, and I'm losing my touch. Other readers have agreed with me on this, but they're still encouraging me to finish this story, and I am grateful for your support. As much as I'm trying to improve these chapters, I'm not really feeling the hilarity lately. It doesn't feel like writers block as much as… I don't know, the need for a change? It might be my school life interfering. When I started this story, everything in my life was great, but lately things haven't been going so well. I failed a science test, and got a 54 on a math test, which is odd since my average in math was 85, and science seems really easy to me. So, my life hasn't been that funny, and that might be affecting the humor level in my story. I only have 6 chapters left, and possibly an epilogue, but I might combine that with the last chapter. I will finish this story. I promise every single one of you that, and if I break my promise feel free to come out here and slap the shit out of me.