DEMONS AND HOMUNCULI DON'T MIX!
CHAPTER 1 : HOMELESS
It all started one day after Mt.Hakurei blew up. Naraku, Kagura,Kanna, and kohaku were sitting in a cave filled with disgusting sewage and crap (Which they just happened to be sitting in). Kagura: Well isnt this just great first that castle which was filled with your so called MIASMA!
(Kagura had always suspected it just being Narakus BO) Then That crappy rock of a mountain and now behold the Shit filled lair of the all mighty Naraku All shall fear it!
Naraku: Are you finished bitching yet Kagura?
Kagura: Yeah I think that about covers it but seriously when are we going to get a new lair?
Kanna: I want a Pony!
Everybody just stared at Kanna for a few minutes then slowly backed away.
Naraku: Uh anyway I just called a old friend from college.
Kagura: You had friends?
Naraku: Shut up Kagura anyway she isnt a demon although she does come close.
Kagura: Figures.
Naraku: What did I just tell you about shutting up any way her name is Dante and she has agreed to let us crash at her place for a wile. There is a catch though all her kids still live with her.
Kagura: Great I get to live with a bunch of mommas Boys oh well anything beats this cave.
Naraku: Also she lives in another dimension.
Kagura: What kind of college did you go to?
Naraku: You don't wanna know. Anyway we leave tomorrow so pack your bags tonight.
Kohaku: What bags?
Naraku: Shut the hell up Kagur... Kohaku! That was weird oh well we leave for the gate tomorrow.
Kagura: Oh Joy!
Then everybody except for Kanna who was mumbling something about evil ponies went to sleep.
Yes, in the crap filled cave. To Be Continued