Shin-Hana: Singing. That should give you a hint! Yeah? Gomen for not post up during the month. I had a project that was wroth 50 of my History marks! Gomen!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Ha...that was hard to say with a straight face. But I do own other things that are not Naruto related. Yes...yes.

Both Neji and Shino share a dirty secret. A secret that could kill the world in both laughter and astonishment! Both shinobis work at a karaoke bar. They call themselves...Amateurs. A strange name, yes, but they sang really well! Yes they sing. People that go to the bar always requested them to sing. The song they were most famous for singing is Hajimeta Kimi to Shabetta!

Yeah, a song from the anime Naruto! They wore a mask just in case, for each performance. For each performance they are paid. A lot. They've worked there for a year now.

A day later...

"Gaara! Temari! Kankuro! Tenten! Neji! Naruto! Sasuke! Shikamaru! Guess what? We got a V.I.P room at Kawaii Yuki Karaoke bar,"Sakura and Ino cried!

"Really? You're joking," bounced Temari, Naruto, Tenten, and Kankuro!

"I'm not going, it's too troublesome," stated Shikamaru.

"It's a stupid idea to just randomly throw a karaoke party," Gaara and Sasuke said in unison.

"I can't go. I have plans that night," the Hyuuga boy said as he left.

"Pmf. Party pooper," eyed Naruto and Kankuro.

Temari talked Shikamaru into coming while Naruto seduced Sasuke into going (odd...yes). Neji and Shino worked at Kawaii Yuki Karaoke bar and were going to do a V.I.P performance for a few teens. What they didn't know was that those teens were their friends.

The day of the Karaoke party at Kawaii Yuki...

"Whoa! You guys sing great! Change your names to Masters! Not Amateurs! You guys rule," Naruto shouted!

"I love you voice," Ino and Sakura praised!

"Hey, the one on my left looks kinda like Neji," Tenten yelled in shock!

Dead silence.

"What the hell is that sound," bellowed Kankuro!

Everyone turned around to see what the sound was. To their surprise...Temari and Shikamaru were making out! While Sasuke and Naruto were beside them doing the same thing!

.:twitches:.

"Ba! Who cares! I'm bored out of my mind! I shall...find out the identities of Amateurs," laughed Gaara manically!

Sabaku no Gaara used his sand control to control the sand in his gourd to try and remove the mask of one of Amateurs. He went after the one with long blackish brown hair. The long haired boy dodged the attack and through a kunai at Gaara.

The sand quickly formed a shield for Gaara. While the other singer in Amateurs used his bugs. Still, in the end, Gaara caught them. And he was about to remove their masks!

"Wahhahahahahaha! Oh Kami-sama! This too funny! Ahahahahahaha," everyone laughed!

It was Neji and Shino (imagine them singing...now in crazy outfits...and singing!)! Shino the non-talk person! Singing! Unbelievable! Everyone enjoyed the singing but couldn't help but blackmail the two boys! Neji and Shino did whatever the others told them so their secret wouldn't spill any further!

They still work at the karaoke bar and have to do another V.I.P performance. The V.I.P guests consist of Gai, Iruka, Raidou, Kakashi, Asuma, Anko, and Tsunade.

...here we go again...

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Shin-Hana: So...how'd ya' like it? Good bad? R&R please! Flames are aloud! I get so damn high reading your reviews...so review! C'mon click that lil' button. You know you want too.

Sasuke: Bribing eh?

Shin-Hana: No! It's encouraging!

Sasuke: Whatever...

.:walks away:.