CHAPTER 2: WHAT KIND OF DEMONS ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

After taking an annoyingly long hike through the woods Naraku and his unfortunate servants arrived at a large clearing that was shaped like a large eye.

Kagura: Why didnt we just fly on my feather or ride on your poison cloud thing?

Naraku: Because this clearing can only be reached by walking.

Kagura: That doesn't make any sense.

Naraku: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHUTTING THE HELL UP!

Kagura: Oooo scary voice big whup.

Just as Naraku was about to as he called it Give Kagura a whuppin Kanna said...

Kanna: Naraku why did those Hobos force us to take a bath?

This somehow distracted Naraku enough to forget Kagura.

Naraku: Well you see Kanna it was uh Hobo bath day where all the hobos give out free baths.

You see Kanna hadn't known that the cave they had been sleeping in yesterday was filled with crap. Well she had known but then she started freaking out and occasionally having random outbursts about ponies and had forgotten all about it. That's how hygienic Kanna is.

Kanna: oh.

Naraku: (Phew thought she was gonna wig out again). Ok time to do the dew No not Mountain Dew. Then Naraku started to do extremely weird things like quack like a duck and clap his hands and slam them on the ground. He did a number of weird things like this and nothing happened. Then when he was finally done(and everybody was giving him weird looks by the way) every thing disappeared and a giant gate with weird symbols on it I think you know the one I mean was the only one object there. Then the gate opened and everybody was pulled in by inky black hands.

Then when everybody woke up all four of them were in a beautiful mansion hallway.

Naraku: Ok anybody missing any body parts.

Kanna: no

Kohaku: nope

Kagura: No... wait I can feel my heart Im FREEEEEEEEEEEE.

Kanna: yep me too.

Kohaku: Sadly no.

Naraku:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lust: Now Greed guess what happens next time you try to hit on me.

Greed: Gulp you cut THEM off?

Lust: That's right.

The four looked around to see two figures dressed in black. One had extremely long fingers and was using them to dissect the one with white fluff on his shoulders.

Naraku: Um Im sorry who the hell are you?

Greed: Hey thats my line.

Just as lust was about to reply a woman with purplish hair and fancy clothes appeared on the stairway.

Dante: Well if it isn't my old classmate from Harvard Naraku welcome to my home.

Kanna: Naraku What kind of demons are those?

Lust: Don't insult us child we are not demons We are HOMUNCULI!

TO BE CONTINUED...

I do not own these characters or Mountain Dew if that matters.