Screw it Im updating! Why oh why wont you review!Stupid disclaimer: I do not own fma or inuyasha
CHAPTER 3: THE OLD WOMAN AND HER SINS
Lust: We are HOMUNCULI!
After Lust said this she started cackling manically for about 8 minutes then she stopped.
Naraku: OK then. Dante are these your children?
Dante: Well in a sense. let me introduce you.
Dante: This is Lust
Lust: Bite me.
Dante: and this is Greed.
Greed: Hi im greed and everything belongs to me. If you disagree then you die.
Dante: Children come meet your new roommates.
Then 5 other people also dressed in black came into the room.
Gluttony: Can I eat them?
Kagura: Just try it fat boy.
Dante: No Gluttony. And that is Wrath
Wrath: Wanna play?
He said as he transmuted his arm into a spike.
Dante: And the last 2 Sloth and Pride are not here right now Im afraid you will have to...
Sloth: Nonsense Dante me and Pride are right here
Dante: But Sloth aren't you supposed to be WORKING!
When she said working her eye twitched a bit.
Sloth: but Dante Im just living up to the name you gave me that doesn't make any sense at all.
Greed: YES! The hag just got BURNED!
Dante: We will talk about this later. And my oldest Envy
Kagura: Is that a skirt?
Envy: YES GET OVER IT! WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I HAVE A CONVERSATION IT WINDS UP WITH SOMEONE ASKING ABOUT MY GENDER!
Lust: Because you wear a skirt and you talk like a girl and yet you claim to be a boy.
Envy: Im gonna go in my room and sulk for about an hour and then im gonna go throw darts at my Edward Elric Bullseye.
As Envy walked away to her uh his room Dante asked
Dante: So Naraku how have you been since flunking Harvard?
Naraku: Fine. how have you been since that plunger flew up your Ass.
Everybody thought there was going to be a shouting match but then
Dante: Oh Naraku you were the only man who could ever insult me like that
Naraku: You too dearest Dante.
Kagura: Wait a minute you two weren't just friends in college?
Naraku: Nope we used to go out.
Greed: Oh my god that is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life everybody To the bathroom!
Then everybody went to the bathroom to vomit uncontrollably except for Dante and Naraku.
Later Naraku and co were shown to their rooms and that was how the first day ended.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N Sorry if that wasn't as funny as the first two but I had to get the plot out of the way.
Next time Sesshomaru and Scar. Also if you want to see any other characters featured in this fic include it in your reviews.