Still few reviews but I have gotten a lot of hits so I will continue to update. so without further ado I present Chapter 4. Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned here.

CHAPTER 4

BATTLE OF THE BADASS ANTIHEROES

At Dante's mansion Naraku was just starting to get out of bed and passed Kagura in the hall.

Naraku: Kagura? I thought you would have been long gone by now considering you're free now.

Kagura: Yeah well I like it here. I've always wanted to live in a house like this.

Naraku: Whatever, where is everybody anyway?

Kagura: Sloth and Pride are at work, Greed is with his chimera friends, Lust went to party at some college frat, Dante is off talking to that zombie of hers, (A/N Im talking about Rose who wont be showing up in this fic but will be mentioned every now and then) Kanna is doing whatever Kanna does on weekends, Wrath is playing with kohaku...

At this there was a loud crash.

Kagura: I think Envy is playing video games on the TV downstairs, Oh and Gluttony is eating those demons you brought from home the other day.

Naraku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My loyal servants!

Naraku then went to stop Gluttony from eating his servants which is a story I will save for another day.

Meanwhile downstairs in the living room...

Envy: Damn you Sephiroth! I will beat you some day!

Then the doorbell rang interrupting Envy's game of Final Fantasy 7.

Envy: What now?

Then Envy answered the door and the person who was at it was Sesshomeru.

Sesshomeru: You young woman, where is Naraku I smell him.

Envy: You got a lot of nerve calling me a woman Mr. Fluffy. But yeah he is here. Naraku! Some guy wearing a fluffy who looks like a girl is here looking for you!

Sesshomeru: I do not look like a girl! And your one to talk!

Meanwhile upstairs Naraku was having a tug of war with Gluttony over a demon in his mouth. When he heard Envy's yell.

Naraku: OH CRAP HE IS HERE! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO! I know To the laundry basket!

And so Naraku rushed off to hide in the laundry basket.

Envy: So while we wait why do you want to fight Naraku.?

Sesshomeru: For revenge. And once I kill him Ill kill my brother next.

Envy's eyes then sparkled.

Envy: You hate your brother too? WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

Sesshomeru: What?

Envy: My brother from another mother!

Envy then hugged sesshomeru.

Sesshomeru: GET OFF OF ME! I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE AND I DON'T WANT ANOTHER!

Envy: My brother!

Wrath: Envy! Get the hell off of him!

Sesshomeru than proceeded to whack the hell out of Envy with his Tokijin.

Envy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Im going to go in my room and use Al's head as a bowling ball!

Wrath: His head isn't round enough! Oh wait he didn't hear me. Sorry about that he is just drunk all the time.

Sesshomeru: Whatever. Just tell me where Naraku is.

Wrath: Sorry you will have to wait he is hiding in the laundry basket.

Sesshomeru: Ill be back.

But before Sesshomeru could leave a black limo pulled up to the driveway and Scar came out.

Scar: Hi Wrath where's Lust?

Wrath: Lust is out at a frat party getting drunk.

Scar: Tch, I don't know why she would even bother with those guys when she could have ME! The best anime badass antihero the world has ever known!

Sesshomeru: Sorry pal but that is me.

Scar: HA! That's hilarious buddy! If that's true then where's your trademark scowl?

Sesshomeru: Always on friend. Where is your sword?

Scar: Don't need one with this tattoo.

Sesshomeru: A tattoo? What's so special about that?

Scar: This. Scar then blew up his own limo.

Wrath: That was retarded Scar. I thought you said that was a rental?

Sesshomeru: Fine then. so we do the contest?

Scar: You know it.

Jaken: Ill referee lord Sesshomeru! Said Jaken who had magically appeared from nowhere.

Sesshomeru: Jaken? I thought you were supposed to be looking after Rin?

Jaken: I was. but I get scared of the dark.

Sesshomeru: Thank god for Ah-Un. Fine you can referee.

Jaken: Yay!

And thus they went to settle the score. Meanwhile in the laundry room.

Kagura: Naraku, Sesshomeru's gone. You can come out of the basket now.

Naraku: I don't wanna.

Dante: What do you mean you don't wanna?

Naraku: It's nice in here.

Kagura: Naraku this is ridiculous. Get out of the friggin basket.

Gluttony: If he doesn't come out can I eat him?

Meanwhile...

Jaken: Let the games begin!

Sesshomeru and Scar than did their trademark poses. With Scar holding up his arm and cracking his knuckles and Sesshomeru just staring while holding his sword.

3 hours later they were still in pose form.

Jaken: Uhhhhh...

Scar:...

Sesshomeru: ...

Jaken: This is retarded even for me! There is a time for fights and a time for cool poses so get with the fight!

Scar: We're not fighting.

Jaken: WHAT THE HELL?

Sesshomeru: four things make up the ultimate badass anime antihero...

Scar: A badass weapon.

Sesshomeru: Speaking only occasionally and when you do speak make it a speech.

Scar: Trademark scowl.

Sesshomeru: And the ability to maintain a cool pose for hours at a time.

Scar: We are evenly matched in all of these things.

Sesshomeru: So unfortunately we must call this a draw.

Jaken: kay then whatever.

Sesshomeru: Come Jaken we must walk very slowly to wherever it is we're headed.

Scar: See ya.

Jaken: Well this was a waste of a day.

At midnight Naraku was still in the laundry basket.

Kagura: For cryin out loud Naraku what is so special about that basket.

Dante: That does it I'm lookin in.

Dante then opened the basket to find nothing.

Kagura, Dante, and Gluttony: WTF!

Meanwhile in Narnia...

Naraku: Another cup of tea Mr. Tumnus?

To be continued...

Wow my longest chapter so far. Want more? you probably should review then. remember FLAMES ARE WELCOME! Also I will take any ideas you may have for this story if they are good. Just so we're clear though I am a fan of Sesshomeru and if you didnt like the way I presented him Im sorry and I don't like Narnia I just thought it would be a good joke.