Well I just saw the ending of Fullmetal alchemist the other night and man did it piss me off! Hopefully the movie is coming out in the US soon and it doesn't effect my story.

CHAPTER 6: HOME ALONE... WITH WRATH

It was an average day at the home of Dante and everyone was doing something. Naraku was chatting with Sloth about laundry detergent, Kagura was watching soap operas with Lust, Gluttony was trying to decide which restaurant he wanted to go to, Kikyo and Dante were drinking tea, Pride was being forced to play with the children, Greed was in the basement enjoying his water bed, and Envy just walked in and headed straight for Dante and Kikyo.

Envy: Well if it isn't the wicked bitch of the west. I thought I killed you in the last chapter.

Kikyo: You did, but the author likes me so he decided to bring me back to life.

Me: Sure lets go with that.

Envy: Why did you really do it?

Me: (whispers) To torture her why else.

Envy: But she was dead. Isn't it kind of pointless? And stop interacting with us!

Me: SILENCE! OR I SHALL MAKE YOU WEAR PANTS!

Envy: Ill be good.

Then Dante rose and went to the stairs and pulled out a big shiny megaphone and said...

Dante: Attention everyone! Attention!

Everybody just kept doing what they were doing.

Dante: NOW! OR ELSE Ill ERASE GLUTTONY'S OUROBOROS TATTOO AND MAKE HIM EAT ALL OF YOU!

Greed: Bitch...

Dante: Anyway to celebrate the end of the show I have decided to take our yearly trip to Disney world early this year.

Wrath, Kohaku, and even Kanna: DISNEY WORLD! YAY!

Dante: Except for Wrath and Naraku.

Wrath: Huh?

Dante: Wrath isn't allowed to go this year because last year he put grenades in the teacup ride and set Donald Duck on fire.

Wrath: That was a good year.

Dante: And Naraku can't go because just stepping inside such a happy place would cause him to explode in five seconds.

Naraku: Yeah but I don't want to have to babysit Wrath.

Sloth: Oh Relax Naraku All you have to do is follow 3 simple rules.

Naraku: And those are?

Sloth: One, he hates light, two never let him get wet, and three and most important of all never feed him after midnight.

Naraku: What is he a gremlin?

Sloth: Naa Im just kidding. Wrath knows how to take care of himself All you have to do is make sure he doesnt watch Tv.

Naraku: Why?

Sloth: I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MIND CONTROLLING IMAGES DISTORTING MY BABY'S MIND! DO YOU HEAR ME!

Lust: Geez Sloth you need to stop interfering in his life.

Sloth: Do you have kids Lust?

Lust: No and I don't want any.

Sloth: (says in fake nice voice) Then shut the hell up.

Dante: Everybody packed? Good. Lets roll out.

Sloth: Here are the emergency numbers.

Naraku: Police, Fire department, ambulance, Psych ward, Dr. Phil, David Letterman, Opera. Why are all these people on the list?

Sloth: Lets just say my baby is special. Have fun Wrath Mommy will miss you so much.

Wrath: Bye everybody!

And so everyone left for Disney World.

Naraku: Im going to bed Wrath. Go watch TV.

Wrath: But mommy said Im not allowed.

Naraku: Do you always listen to mommy? Do what you want just don't bother me.

And so Wrath watched TV while Naraku went to take his nap.

5 minutes later...

Wrath: I want it! (Jumps on bed and right on narakus stomach)

Naraku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Wrath: I want a twirlywhosit.

Naraku: A WHAT!

Wrath: like the one on TV look.

Wrath then dragged Naraku to the TV and used Tivo to rewind it to a commercial. Then the screen went totally black and a loud obnoxious announcer voice started talking.

Hey kids! Are you bored? Sick of life? Ready to shoot yourself just to stave off boredom? Then you better get the TWIRLYWHOSIT! Whats a twirlywhosit you ask? It's anything you want it to be! Its sunshine on a cloudy day! Its world peace! It's a rocket to the moon! So you better call this number to order your twirlywhosit for the small price of 100 dolars! Order now!

Naraku: You have got to be kidding me with this it doesn't even show you what it looks like!

Wrath: please naraku. (halo appears on head and eyes go all sparkly)

Naraku: As America said to the metric system HELL NO!

Naraku: But I want it.

Naraku: No.

Wrath: If you don't let me have it Ill tell Sesshomeru that you were the one that stole his fluffy and spray painted Sesshomeru Sucks in red on it.

Naraku: you you wouldn't

Wrath: Wouldn't I

Naraku: Fine Ill order your stupid fake thing.

One phone call and one hour later

Wrath: Its just a box!

Naraku: What did I tell you.

Wrath: Oh well I guess I have to play with this (pulls out chainsaw). Oh Naraku.

Naraku: Oh hell.

Wrath then chased Naraku around the mansion with the chainsaw destroying countless pieces of furniture. This continued for about an hour until Wrath cornered Naraku in the kitchen while he was trying to call Opera.

Naraku: Wait Wrath! do you like dogs?

Wrath: Eh sort of they're fun to PLAY with.

Naraku: Then you have got to meet some friends of mine. (Grins evily)

To be continued...

The first part of a four part epic did you like? Next time: the plane ride to disneyworld with guest star Kimbly, and after that Naraku dumps Wrath on Inuyasha. Read and review.