Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story.
This is a parody that makes fun of HSM fan fictions in general. Credits go to me and my friend (ZmaN277).
(Some specific fics may be referenced, please do not be offended, we are just playing and enjoy reading all of them)
Warning: This fan fic is rated Mature for its language and sexual content. If you are offended by this type of stuff, please don't read on.
Hope you like it...
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After the Wildcats won the championship everyone went to the after-party at Zeke's house. The gang was all there and the party was just starting to heat up. Tory sees Gabriella looking away.
Troy: Hey gabs!
Troy: Gabby!
Troy: …G?
Gabriella: My name is Gabriella! Have I ever been called anything else in the movie?
Troy: Oh well, It's the start of something new… smiles
Gabriella: …that was so lame.
Troy: Damn, I thought you'd think it was cute.
Gabriella: Not really…
Troy: Oh, whispers to himself Come on get'cha head in the game…
Gabriella: I heard that.
Troy: Crap.
Troy: Oh look there's Chad and Taylor.
Taylor: Hey guys!
Chad: Hey.
Gabriella: What have you guys been doing?
Chad: Dancing … omg troy she was grinding me so hard I was just thinking like "oh baby lets do it now,"but she wont because she wants to make it "special" or something.
Troy: That sucks man…
Taylor: Um, I'm standing right here.
Chad: Oh…Wanna make out and pretend it never happened?
Taylor: Works for me.
Chad and Taylor begin making out furiously
Troy: Hey gabb-… Gabriella wanna dance.
Gabriella: Hm, alri-.
Zeke: to everyone Welcome to my party everyone, WHAT TEAM?
Ryan: Crazy Cats?
Sharpay: Wild Cats you idiot.
Zeke: I bought a karaoke machine and we all decided Troy and Gabz-
Gabriella: Gabriella!
Zeke: -Gabriella… Should sing "Start of Something New!"
cheers from everyone
Troy & Gabriella: WTF!
Gabriella: I fucking hate that song. We sing it in every fan fic.
Troy: At least 3 times.
Zeke: "Breaking Free?"
Troy: How about I break your neck.
Zeke: Okay Okay, whatever, I have pie in the oven anyway. runs off stage
Mr. Bolton: Everybody freeze!
Troy: Dad?
Mr. Bolton: Troy! Why aren't you practicing basketball?
Troy: We won the championship an hour ago…
Mr. Bolton: Is that an excuse? Champions don't make excuses.
Troy: I hate you dad, why do you try to ruin my life?
Mr. Bolton: Eh, I dunno. I just have a fetish for basketball. And when you guys get all sweaty in those outfits-
Troy: Dad stop!
Mr. Bolton: Fine whatever, … you guys got any booze?
Troy: No… you said I shouldn't until-
Mr. Bolton: Eh you kids suck. Im outtie…
Chad: What did you say?
Mr. Bolton: Outtie…
Troy & Chad: Never again…
Mr. Bolton: I'm just trying to fit in.
Troy: Dad leave, no one likes you.
Mr. Bolton: Fine, I'm gonna go to Darbus's place, you know what to tell your mother…
Troy: Yeah I got it, flat tire.
Mr. Bolton: Good boy.
Taylor and Chad break apart
Taylor walks 5 feet and decides she needs to make out passionately with Chad again.
Gabriella: So you wanna go outside Troy?
Troy: Sure.
Gabriella and troy lay on the grass looking up at the sky.
Gabriella: So… you know next year we'll be going our separate ways.
Troy: Thank god…
Gabriella: WHAT!
Troy: Oh shit that wasn't in italics?
Gabriella: No…
Troy: Oh well in that case, I was just kidding.
Gabriella: I don't think you were…
Troy: Not as beautiful as you.
Gabriella: What?
Troy: The stars… they're not as beautiful as you.
Gabriella: That's not what I said.
Troy: Oh come on, that line has been gold in every other fan fic.
Gabriella: It's 6 o'clock…
Troy: Oh, well you can kinda see them. See right there that's-
Gabriella: an airplane…
Troy: Fine, I'm going inside.
Gabriella: Fine.
HsmhsmhsmhshsmOMGILOVETROYANDGABomgomgogTROYELLAomgomgomgTROYPAYSLASH
Chad: Hey Taylor lets go in here. points at bedroom door Maybe we can interrupt more people making out like we always do.
Taylor: Okay, you got condoms?
Chad: I come with my own background condoms.
Taylor: …What?
Chad: Uh, yeah I got'em
opens door
They see Kelsi and Jason are making our furiously (what else is new) on the bed.
Chad: What the hell? Jason, all you did was take off her hat and help her make a basket, which, how it went in I still don't understand considering you're shooting percentage is 0.02, and now you guys think you can make out furiously just like me and Taylor?
Kelsi & Jason: Pretty much. continue making out
Taylor: No see it's more like this. begins making out curiously with Chad
Jason: No, no, no, like this…makes out with Kelsi
All four of them get on the bed and Chad takes off his shirt.
Troy and Gabriella come up behind them.
Troy: Wow…
Gabriella slams the door.
Gabriella: Oh Troy, speaking of drunken dirty sex, I'm um, pregnant.
Troy: Are you kidding? This is what, number 43?
Gabriella: Should I keep it?
Troy: You always keep it, can you just abort this one please? I'm tired of rubbing your back 30 times a day while you throw up and then saying how beautiful you are when you're as fat as a whale.
Gabriella: True, true.
Troy: I love you.
Gabriella: O rly?
Troy: Ya rly.
Troy: You wanna just make out already?
Gabriella: Yeah what the hell.
They begin making out passionately
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It's 5 hours later and the party is dying down.
Troy: Here let's go guys, I'll drive everyone home.
The "gang": Okay.
Troy begins driving and then swerves off the road.
Troy: Oh god we're going into a river!
Troy starts to unbuckle Taylor's seatbelt.
Taylor: WTF Troy hit the breaks!
Troy: Oh, shit.
The car slides into the river at full speed and tips over.
Troy, Chad, Sharpay, and Gabriella die screaming.
Taylor: OMGOMGOMG
Kelsi & Ryan: Wow…
Taylor: runs away crying
Kelsi: Watch out!
Taylor runs off a cliff and dies.
Kelsi: NOOO! Sobs she was my best friend!
Ryan: puts his arm around her Don't worry, no she wasn't. In fact, she told me yesterday how much she hated you and hoped you died.
Kelsi: Aww Ryan! begins making out furiously with him
Ryan breaks apart from their kiss.
Ryan: Ew, get off of me! Haven't you realized that I'm gay yet? I mean come on, in all these fan fics I'm always the one who's alone, don't you get the picture?
After hearing this news and being rejected by the one person she has left, Kelsi joins Taylor at the bottom of the cliff.
Ryan: Wow… Um, WHAT TEAM? Oh, oops…
Hoped you liked it! If it gets any positive reviews, We might make a sequel. Later.