Camp Kukala
AN: Yay! Chappie two! Please review this story. Thanks to all of my reveiwers, and to the ones who read but didn't review. This is one of my first stories so no FLAMES ok? And Yes! I know I have some spelling mistakes. I will be more careful this time. You guys tell me what I should do with the story, ok? Give me some ideas! It would be an awfully better story if you would!
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Chapter Two: The problem with Boys.
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Last Time: "I'll (Yuna) get it." I said as I pulled my foot off of Rikku's lap. I walked up to the door and opened it. My eyes grew wide as I look foward.
End of Last Time.
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There in front of me, three boys stood pants pulled down (as well as boxers) bent over, and singing "Goodnight, girls!", complete with a bunch of flashlights shining on their backsides. I screamed and shut the door. From the other side of the door I heard the boys' laughing their "exposed" asses off. All of the girls shot up from their bunks and looked at me in a confused way. "What's the matter, Yunie," Rikku asked as she put her hands on my shoulders, "was it those boys, again?"
She looked over at the door and walked behind me. She reached the for the doorknob.
"Rikku! Don't open the...," she screamed and quickly shut it, "...door."
"Omigod! I'm gonna...hurl!" Rikku ran for the bathroom and all we heard next was the stall door slam behind her. I stood there and I felt my cheeks go red.
"What happened?!" Lulu said as she cringed at the sound of Rikku's gagging noises.
"Yeah, was it the boys'?" Paine said, she then looked behind me at the door, looking at so hard, I thought for sure she could of seen right through it.I was getting quite fond of the name 'the boys'. I guess it was better than 'the idiotic goons'.
"They...They m-mooned us!" I said between gulps of air. Paine and Lulu gasped and covered their mouths with their hands. We then heard a toilet flush, following a sniff.
"It...It was mortifying!" Rikku screamed from the bathroom stall. We then heard another gagging noise.
"Ewww...," I cringed and covered my eyes with my hands, which felt as if they were going to pop out of my head at any moment. Paine and Lulu exchanged looks, then burst into a fit of giggles, eventually falling to the floor.
"You...You had to witness the boys' asses! I bet they were all hairy!" Paine rolled around the floor clutching her stomach. Rikku then walked out of the bathroom, giving deathglares to the two young women one the floor.
"Hey! Its' not funny! I'd rather see my pop's ass then theirs!" Rikku shuddered and hugged her self. Lulu and Paine laughed even harder, just to spite Rikku.
"Rikku! Was... it really... THAT bad?!" Lulu said in between big belly laughs.
"Yes! Yes it was that frickin bad, Lulu!" Rikku put her hands on her hips and glared at Lulu and Paine, making them slow down and start to stand.
"I say we pay them back!" I said with a broad grin on my face.
"What are we gonna do, Yuna, Flash them!? They'd probably clap their hands, begging for more!" Paine countered.
"No. We could put a prank on them!" I squelled. They all looked at each other as if expecting someone to object. But that objection didn't come, much to my suprise.
"Okiedokie, Yunie! Lets' think of the most horriblest thing ever!" We all high-fived each other and gathered around my bed, whispering about a prank that would make them want to take back that act they had just pulled moments ago.
"I have an idea," I said casually. "Does anyone have any poster-board?"
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Tidus's POV
I jumped on my bed, still laughing at what we just did. I fell back and put my hands behind my head.
"Oh man! Did you see that chicks face?!" I yelled as the rest of the boys' came in, laughing their asses off.
"I know! That look was priceless, ya?!" Wakka yelled.
"Man ,oh, man! That was grate!" Gippal fell on his bunk. Gippal, Wakka, and I had just mooned a girl, Yuna I think and Rikku, too. Clasko, Barali, and Nooj had flashed the flashlights on our asses, so they could see it as clear as day!
"I thought for sure we'd get caught!" Clasko laughed as he shut and locked the door. He had always been a worry-wart. He was a scrawny kid and he thought he wasn't good at anything. He wasn't too far off either. Real big chocobo lover. He even had chocobo p-jays which he was changing into.
"Thank Yevon Paine didn't come out to see it! We would of really gotten it then!" Barali walked out of the bathroom in his sleeping clothes. We all knew he had a major crush for Paine.
"Didn't think Rikku would come out as well though. Oh well, killing two birds with one stone I guess." Nooj replied throwing a pillow at me. I quickly caught and threw right back at him. He grunted and looked at Clasko.
"You really need some new clothes, man." He pointed to the yellow jumper with orange chocobos' printed on them, complete with chocobo slippers.
"I like them! Don't you?"
The boys' cabin moaned and all threw pillows at him.
"When hell freezes over, dude!" Gippal laughed and shook his head in disgust. Clasko sighed and jumped on his bed.
"You think they'd get mad and want to get us back?" Barali asked in a concerned tone.
"Probably. With the look at that Yuna girls face they'd probably want revenge." I snorted at the thought of the girls' "revenge".
"If they want to moon us then I'll be waiting!" Gippal laughed as he looked at one of his "educational magazines" and listening to his CD player.
"I wonder what they'd do it they did want to get us back." Wakka asked as he threw a blitzball up and catching it perfectly.
"I dunno. Probably tell on us to Auron," said as I attempted to sound like a girl, but came out in a high, and screechy voice, "Oh Sir Auron! The boys' showed us their back sides!"
"Auron would probably laugh and brag about us to the counslers!" Wakka laughed and continued to throw his blitzball, occasionally hitting the ceiling making the breeze from outside slip through. Oh yeah, man did I remember how cold it was that night! How could I forget?!
"I'd doubt that, man. If I know Rikku she'd jump on any chance to bust me up...herself! Not by some stupid old coot." Gippal laughed and stood up, stretching and walking towards the window.
"Hey. You guys...They're still awake." Gippal motioned or us to come to the window. It was well over midnight. Why would the girls be up at this hour?
"What do you think they're up to?" I blurted shoving Clasko out of my way.
"I don't think there doing eachothers' toe-nails and fixing their hair." Barali gave a slight chuckle.
"I agree," Nooj replied, "They're defaintly up to something now."
We saw three figure through the window stand up from the bed. It was that Yuna girl. I had never seen her before so she wasn't someone from school. She seemed nice enough though, even if she did cuss at us earlair that day. She was kinda cute ,too. It was Gippal's idea to do the prank in the first place. Who'd thought, right? Gippal wasn't a little perverted like all teenage boys, but he was really perverted.
"Well! I guess we know where to look for some action! "Gippal shouted, thus proving my point.
"Should we go over and ask what they're doing?" Barali asked, receiving grunts and smacks on the head.
"Do you have some kinda death wish, man?" I asked in disbelif that someone would actually go over there after what we just did. I mean, how stupid can you get?
"No I mean....Maybe we should go...and...like apologize." Barali grinned sheepisly at us, then ducked for cover as we all jumped on him.
"What the hell is your problem?!"
"Dude, what are you thinking ,ya!?"
"Apologize?! No way!"
"Are you okay!?"
"What!? Get a hold of yourself, man!"
After all of us had at least gave him a few nuggies or punches in the arm, we realeased him. I knew instantly why he had said that stupid coment.
"Its' just that I don't want-" Barali began, but I finished the sentence for him.
"-Paine hating my guts for the rest of my life? She didn't even see it, man. Plus, she isn't really interested in you."
"Is that obvious?" Barali asked as he looked at his feet, as if he were ashamed of himself.
"Er...Yeah it is." Clasko laughed and returned to the window. He gasped and we all ran over to the window. The girls were at the window looking at us, laughing and pointing at us as if we were on display at the zoo. Being a smart ass I waved at them. They held up a finger, signaling for us to wait a second. That Yuna girl stepped aside and came back moments later with a big poster-board that said:
'Can we moon you back?'
The boys' read it and they all started to nod and clap their hands. The girls' nodded and got in a line in front of the window. The started to turn around and that Yuna girl held the sim to her the back of her pants.
"Oh man! They're gonna do it!" Gippal almost squelled.
That Yuna girl pulled it down and then all the way, only to reveal another pair of night pants. Then she shrugged her shoulders as if saying 'Oh well. Who's next?'
"What the hell?! Aww, man!" I couldn't help but be disapointed.
"Wait. Here comes Paine!" Nooj laughed. I thought Barali was going to wet himself.
"Holy shit!" He yelled.
Paine stood next to Yuna and pulled up her pants leg. There was skin! She looked suprised and began to pull off her pants...Only for them to be a pair of shorts.
"Godamnit! Someone please...Pease get naked already!" Gippal nearly screamed. I laughed as Rikku came up next. She was wearing a pair of shorts. She smiled and waved at Gippal.
"Omigod!!" All of the boys' yelled. Gippal was the loudest of all.
She began to take them off but instead of an ass, it was a one peice bathing suit. She looked like she gasped and covered her mouth with her hands.
"NOOO," Gippal yelled as he fell to his knees and began to pull at his hair, "SHE WAS SOO CLOSE!!!"
"Dude, theres' one more, Lulu!" Clasko pointed to the young woman as she walked up to the window, only wearing a towel. Wakka gasped and smushed his face into the window.
"I think I am gonna kill someone if this one isn't real." He yelled. It was pretty obvious that she wasn't going to actually do it, but it was funny for the guys to act so stupid. Lulu turned away from the window and opened the towel to herself, then turned her head around at us boys and grinned evilly. Lulu walked away from the window, batting her eyelashes at us. Then that Yuna girl walked up to the window and held up another poster-board that read:
'Not in your wildest dreams! Goodnight boys!'
Then that Yuna girl waved at me. At least I thought she did. I swear she was looking at me when she waved. We all sorta stood there for a moment or two then Gippal broke the silence with a sudden outburst, making us all come out of our daze.
"WHAT! WHAT THE HELL! NO WAY! NO FREAKING WAY!" Gippal screamed. He started to pace the room, covering his eyes with his hands. I swear he was gonna have a nervous break-down. That or just fall over and die.
"Dude, calm down. Your gonna have a heart attack or something." I said as he sat down on his bed and fell backwards with a sigh. He then pulled out his CD player and turned it on loud enough so the whole cabin could hear. "Damn girls'. Damn stupid girls'.
"They are so mean! Cruel, cruel women. I thought they were for real!" Nooj limped to his bed and fell back with a grunt. He then reached for something under his back.
"Clasko, get your stupid chocobo off my bed or I'll put it in the garbage." Nooj picked up the plastic chocobo and threw it across the room.
"Hey! Don't throw Mr. Chuck around the room!" Clasko ran up and picked "Mr.Chuck" and plopped down on his bed, still in is stupid night clothes.
"Don't leave him on my bed." Nooj countered and then pulled the covers up to his chin.
"I think I'm gonna go to bed now, man." Wakka plopped on his bunk. It was pretty obvious that he was disapointed about the prank pulled by the girls moments ago. I mean which guy in this cabin wasn't? But I think it was over a certain someone that almost got naked, but didn't. I still don't know why he cheated on Lu. Shes' a pretty cool girl, not to mention kind of cute. I still didn't have a girlfriend, thank god! All they did was complain; 'Oh no! I look so fat!' 'My hair is so greasy!' blah blah blah! And eventually they start asking you questions; 'Do I look fat in these?' 'How does my hair look?' yadda yadda yadda! It was frustrating, damnit!
I sank down onto my bed and listened to the howling winds. I laughed as I remembered the look on Barali's face when Paine didn't go practically nude in the window. I thought for sure he was going to break down and cry. And then my mind wandered to Yuna. That Yuna girl. She was really something else. Not just her though, all of the girls', but she was diffrent. I started to wonder what she and her "posse" was doing now, probably bragging or doing just girl stuff; which includes, make-up, nails, hair and clothes. After about twenty minutes or so, the only sound heard in the cabin was the faints sounds of Gippal's CD player. Then I shut my eyes, sleep getting the better of me, and let all of the events that happened that during that day slowly flood out of my mind.
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Yuna's POV
I jumped out of the shower and back into my Pj's. I listened to the others' and realized that Paine was telling a scary story. Probably just to scare Rikku, I thought as I brushed out my hair. I thought over the days events. Meeting the girls', meeting the boys', the boys pulling a prank, us pulling a prank back at them. Today had gone pretty well. Actually it had gone very well. I laughed as I remembered the look on the boys' faces as I held out the final poster. They way they looked at us like we were pure evil. Then I waved at the boy with ocean blue eyes. I think his name was Tifus or-
"Hey Yunie!" Rikku interupted my ponderings with a grin and a wink.
"Hello Rikku!" I continued to brush out my knots. She reached for her toothbrush and toothpaste and started to scrub her pearly white teeth.
"Rikku?"
"Yez? Wat iz id Unie?" Rikku asked with a mouthful of toothpaste.
"What is that boy's name with the blonde hair?"
She spit out her toothpaste and gulped a handful of water. After gurgling four or five times she turned to look at me.
"Oh, Tidus? Yeah, what a pain in the butt."
"Whats' the matter with him?" I questioned as Rikku looked at me through the mirror.
"Oh, nothing really. Hes' okay and all, just a little annoying, is all."
"Aren't they all?" I said with a giggle.
"You know it! Thats' the way they all are! But some are nice."
"I know. And I think I know a good one." I whispered to myself. Rikku looked at me.
"Did you say something Yunie?"
"No. No I didn't. Lets' go back and hear the end of Paine's story!" I giggled when Rikku let out a yelp. "But I'll have nightmares!" She protested and refused to go.
"Okay...I guess I'll have to leave you in this cold, and dark bathroom for the rest of the night!" I ran to the bathroom door and switched off the lights and ran out the door, locking it after I got out. She was in there about thirty minutes.
"Yunie! Please let me out! I'm scared of the dark! Yunie? Yunie!" Rikku really started to get on my nerves that night so I got up and unlocked the door. She ran so fast past me all I saw was a blonde blur. She didn't seem so mad at me, thank Yevon.
"FREEDOM!" She screamed making Paine and Lulu complain. They had gone to bed about fifteen minutes ago and I understood why; it was one thirty in the morning. Rikku glared at me and stood at the bottom of her bunk.
"I'm exausted! Goodnight Yunie!" She yawned and climbed up the ladder above me. When I finally hit the bed, I started to wonder if Tidus really was a "nice one". Even if I didn't know him very well, he seemed like an okay guy. Rikku fell asleep before me and now the only sound made in he cabin was her light snores. After twenty minutes or so, I too, fell asleep, and by the way that day had gone, I was pretty sure that I had a smile on my face as I slept in the moon lit cabin.
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Woo! That was a long chapter! It sure did take me a long time! I hope you liked it! R and R please and thankies! Chapter three will be up soon! Tootles! Thanks for the reviews! Keep them coming! :) :) :)!!