Harry: Blue font,
Hermione: pink
Ron: Green
Neville: Brown
Ginny:Purple
Harry was running around with underpants on is head."Yay, I'm captian undiehead, and I'm gonna destroy voldiewartts!"
Hermione rolled her eyes.
" He's like this every rainy day" she said to Ron.
" Yep. Can you be kissing me now?" Ron answered.
"RONALD WEASLEY" she shouted "HOW DARE YOU! I'm your mother!"
"No, Mum's my mother." He said
"No, I'm your mum. I slept with your dad."
Harry came up to them. "Look hermy, I killed Voldenort!"
"That's very nice harry"
"Yeah, real nice."
Oh mi god! I love this song!
Hermione and Ron looked at each other. They couldn't hear anything.
"When was the last time he had his medication?"
"I dunno."
"You know what I love mummy? Big Chinese chicks like Cho Chang. Where is she anyway? Wahhhh! I WANT CHO!"
"Harry, Cho is a fat slut. You don't want her."
"Yeah. You want me" Neville said, walking over to them.
" Nevie! Can we go watch Play School, Nevie?"
"Sorry Harry. They canceled Play School"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Harry tore out of the room and ran to Snape's office to steal his Play School DVDS
Hermione went to make out with Victor Krum, who was staying in the dorm next to hers.
Ron went to the lake to make out with some merpeople and the giant squid if he could find it.
And Neville went and kissed Trevor.
Ginny saw everyone else making out so she made out with Moaning Murtle. For the next hour and a half people walking by Murtles bathroom heard: "Yes! YES! Pull, Murtle, PULL! Oh yeah!"
THE CRAZY END!