The next day Harry ran into the common room, completely naked.
"I am Harry, and I going to kill you!" he shouted.
Ron and Hermione were too busy making out to care.
"What's all this?" asked Professor McGonagall, who was standing by the door.
"Come play with me, teach!" Harry yelled.
"No, I will not do that! Where are your clothes?"
"He threw them at Snape when he got caught stealing his play school DVDs." Hermione said, and stopped making with Ron long enough to see Victor Krum standing behind Professor McGonagall.
He started crying like a baby and ran off to make out with Ginny, but found her and Moaning Myrtle on her bed, and started crying harder.
"Well, since your clothes are already off I'll teach you how to make out!"
Professor McGonagall said and she ripped off her robes to reveal a very sexy black lace bra, and a g string. Harry started drooling and they made out in front of everyone in Gryffindor.
The whole house started cheering and suddenly Dumbledore came in.
"What is going on?" he asked, and then he saw Harry and McGonagall on the floor making out.
"Professor!" he said in a shocked voice.
"Oh, shut up. Just because you're a virgin!"
Dumbledore looked at his feet. Victor Krum came up and put his arms around the headmaster.
"I am to" he whispered. "But that can change…………"
So Victor and Dumbledore made out on a table while Harry and Prof. G were rolling around having sex on the floor and Ron and Hermione were sitting on a couch making love and Myrtle and Ginny were on her bed doing it.
THE SECOND CRAZY END
Ps: there might be a third chapter…….
Oh mi god now im scared :O