You thought it couldn't get any worse, you prayed until 7am for this not to happen, but here it is ……………………………………….

CHAPTER THREE!

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CHAPTER THREE: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway when we last saw Hogwarts Viktor Krum and Dumbledore were making out. Now we come too……. THE MORNING AFTER!

Krum woke up and saw Dumbledore beside him. He screamed like a little girl and ran out of the room.

He ran into Gryffindor common room..

"Hermy, I'm so sorry!" he yelled. "I slept with Dumbledore!"

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Wow, you really drank a lot last night. Half the school made out with Dumbledore!"

"He said I was special, cause I was his first…." Krum whispered, tears in his eyes.

He ran out the room crying like a little girl. For the second time that day.

I am now going to talk to myself.

Hello, how are you.

Good thank you.

That's good.

I know.

Maybe we should get back to the story.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ok.

Yep.

Lets do that,

Fine

Fine

All right then.

All right

Krum went to Professor Flitwick's office. He knocked on the door.

"Umm, excuse me, could you teach me sex?"

Take a number!" Charlie Weasley yelled from his position on top of Prof. Flitwick.

Krum looked around, and there was a little number machine. He took a number ticket. 1,000th.

H sat down to wait.

Krum waited and waited and waited. Then finally he yelled, "Fuck youse all!" and ran off to find another make out partner.

He ran next to……..

( author: oh mi god I've run out of teachers! Nooooo! I'm a Harry fan! How could this happen?

Weirdo: we'll be right back after the author finds her Harry Potter book. While you're waiting please write your own story using the exact same words as this one but with different characters. Then go get yourself a good lawyer and we'll see you in court.

Author: I found my H.P. book! Now on with the story!

Weirdo: yay! About fucking time!)

Krum ran next to Prof. Slughorns office.

He was about to go in but saw an even longer line.

"Fuck me dead! He yelled. "Why Is everyone but me having sex 26 hours a day!

He collapsed on the floor, kicking and screaming like a three year old.

"I think you want the three year old classroom, next door!" Slughorn yelled.

Krum went next door.

"JESUS CHRIST!" he yelled. A bunch of three year olds were making out.

Krum gave up and went back yo the common room. The whole hosue ws signing the Hogwarts song:

Ten cents for half an hour

In the bed or in the shower

Make sure your balls are clean

Rub them in some baseline

That is a dirty fact

I want my money back!

"This whole school is crazy!" he yelled. And he started fucking himself.

THE END

Or is it?