Hi again everybody!
Like I said before, I don't own any of the nursery rhymes I'm using or School of Rock…I just like to write about them. Besides, if I did own them, what would I be doing on fanfiction?
Welcome to the School of Rock Playhouse! Today's presentation is:
Jack be Nimble
Jack be nimble…
"Woo-hoo!" Freddy yells, "I've got super speed!" He runs around the stage in circles.
"You're also wearing tights," Frankie grins from off-stage.
Freddy stops in his tracks and puts his hands on his hips, "I am not! They're called leggings!"
Katie bursts into giggles.
Freddy crosses his arms, "And what are you laughing about Miss Muffett?"
She suddenly stops laughing, and looks at him wide-eyed, "I thought we weren't going to tell anyone about that!"
"Oops… it appears to have slipped my mind…shucks, what a shame…" Freddy says with mock innocence.
"Yeah, Miss Muffett," Zack snickers.
"You're never going to let me forget about this, will you?" she sighs.
A shrill whistle suddenly blows.
"Back to work people!" Summer yells.
"Yes Ma'am!" Freddy salutes her and begins running again.
Jack be quick…
Freddy keeps running around in circles, quickly, then, slowly getting slower…and slower…and slower…
"Dammit, when can I stop running? Oh! My asthma!" he exclaims and promptly begins coughing and wheezing.
"Freddy, you don't have asthma!" Eleni frowns.
"Shut up, darling sister," Freddy says through gritted teeth.
"Get. Back. To. Work!" Summer roars. Everything is silent, except for Freddy panting as he runs.
Jack jump over the candlestick.
"Oh shit," Freddy's eyes become wide as saucers as he notices the 4-feet-high candlestick in the middle of the stage, "No way can I jump that thing!"
"You can and you will," Summer says from off-stage, tossing her hair over one shoulder.
"Summer, how can you do this to me?" he cries!
"Go!" she orders.
"Here goes nothing…God, for once in my life, please help me," Freddy does the sign of the cross, approaches the candlestick and jumps!
"My pants! My pants! Oh my God, my pants are on fire!" he yells.
Everyone stares, totally in shock.
"Do something!" he screams.
"I'll save you!" Dewey calls. He runs on-stage with a bucket of water and empties it over Freddy's head. The fire is extinguished.
"Oh praise the Lord!" Freddy drops on his knees.
The End