Hi everybody! Thanks so much for the reviews: ) I forgot to wish you guys happy holidays, sorry about that…so yeah, happy belated holidays! Anyway, here we go…
I don't own School of Rock or any of the nursery rhymes mentioned in this fic.
Welcome to the School of Rock Playhouse! Today's presentation is:
Little Bo Peep
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep…
Marta appears on stage in a field, wearing yet another ridiculous costume. This time, our heroine is wearing a puffy pink dress with pantaloons and a white pinafore. Her hair is in ringlets.
"Cool," she smiles, "I didn't know my hair could do ringlets properly!"
"Of course it can!" Billy smirks cockily, "As long as I'm the one who's done them!"
"Boing!" Freddy says as he pulls one of the ringlets, watching it bounce back up in fascination. He laughs and continues pulling the ringlets.
"Freddy stop that!" Marta cries.
"Ha-ha, it's fun!" he replies and pulls harder.
"Ooh! Lemme try!" Zack runs on-stage and starts pulling the ringlets.
"What are you doing?" Marta sobs.
"Shut up Bo Peep; we're having fun," Freddy answers.
"Ouch!" she shrieks, "That hurt!"
"Ha-ha! Freddy, you're right. This is fun!" Zack grins.
"Why did I have to be Bo Peep?" Marta sobs.
"You're the only one with hair that can do ringlets," Katie shrugs from off-stage.
"Since when does Bo Peep have ringlets?" Marta wrinkles her brow.
"Since I said so!" Summer yells, "Now get back to work!"
"God…somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed…" Zack mutters.
"I thought I told you to get back to work!" Summer yells, again.
Zack and Freddy run off-stage.
And can't tell where to find them…
"What do I do now?" Marta hisses to Summer.
Summer sighs, "Pretend you can't find your sheep!"
"Oh, ok," Marta nods. She thinks for a second. Then…
"Oh sheep, oh lovely, lovely sheep, where canst thou be?" Marta cries between fake sobs, "I tried to findeth thou everywhere, but alas, my sheep are nowherest to be found!"
"What the hell is she doing?" Alicia asks from off-stage, her nose wrinkled in distaste.
"I have no idea," Michelle shakes her head.
"Shoot me now," Summer bangs her head against a wall, repetitively.
"Sheep, sheep, where canst thou be?" she sobs again.
"Here I am! Here we are! 'Tis we! Thy sheep!" Freddy and Zack yell in unison as the walk on-stage wearing sheep costumes.
"What are they doing?" Summer cries, "Get off! She's not supposed to find her sheep yet!"
"What do I do now?" Marta asks again.
"Improvise!" Katie answers with a shrug.
"Oh, I am terribly sorry, thou aren't my sheep!" Marta says.
"Oh dear…Sheep 1, whatever shallst we doeth?" Freddy says to Zack.
"Well, Sheep 2, we should leaveth…farewell, fair maiden, farewell, Bo Peep!" Zack says. He and Freddy walk off-stage, snickering.
Leave them alone, and they'll come home…
"Oh well," Marta shrugs, "I shall letteth them return by themselves. There is naught I can do now. Perhaps they shall returneth soon…" She walks off-stage with a sigh.
"Why has nobody killed me yet?" Summer asks.
Wagging their tails behind them…
"It wasn't over?" Marta asks, while off-stage.
"Ha-ha…" Freddy and Zack grin, run on-stage and moon the audience.
"How do you like them tails?" Zack grins.
The End