Disclaimer: I don not own Star Wars. I am not making any money off this whatsoever. If someone paid me for writing this I would feel very sorry for that person indeed.
Summary: An action packed fanfic. (I think so) There is really no other summary than that.
Characters
Jaina Solo
Jacen Solo
Han Solo
Leia Organa Solo
And some other scattered characters
It was hard to wake Jacen up. (Typical) He force shoved me when I started hitting him with a stupid Yoda doll he one at the Coura-fair. (Typical) I mean I really hated than doll. Every time you squeezed it said. "Use the Force." Or "Listening to my lecture you should be." It really got on my nerves so Jacen made a point of squeezing that stupid thing a lot. I mean everyone thinks Jacen is so mature. How mature is going around quoting a stupid Yoda doll. Anyway when he finally got up we went to the market we were intercepted by assassins. (Typical) they were so simple I could have challenged myself by fighting them in my sleep. If I had a credit for every evil git I threw in prison I would have enough for my holo-top mom would not buy me. Jacen offered to buy me something and I thought he actually started gaining some maturity. Do you no what he bought me? A Mace Windu doll and Jacen rigged it so it keep saying the action phrases non-stop. Mace Windu meet trashcan. We were going to watch a holo but Mom had to go off and save the galaxy. (Typical) so we went home and Jacen insisted that we watched a holo he recorded months ago of Tenel Ka giving a speech to the Hapes Cluster. What a drool faced nerd! (Or a real suck up). Dad came home from doing whatever and Jacen tricked him in giving us some whiskey. (Typical) Jacen just distracted him by telling him what a great dad he was. (How much more of a suck up can you be?) I gave him mine and soon Jacen drank himself to sleep. So here comes my saying "The only good brother is an unconscious one". Mom and Dad went out for a holo so when Jacen regained sanity it was me and an animal. Later Uncle Luke needed help shutting up some fat Bothan. (Typical) So he was the old senator mom kept talking about. I don't really listen to her. Just let her keep talking and she stays happy. So Jacen decided to suck up to Uncle Luke too and played Mr. Peacemaker. (What a show-off!) When we finally got home it was so late she stared yelling at me. I have to remind them that I am an adult now and I could stay out 'til four if I wanted. So mom gives me a speech about respect I ignore. (Just let her keep talking.) I mean if I walked away while she was talking she probably wouldn't even notice.
So dear sir please consider sending my brother to a mental rehabilitation clinic and my parents to a good long lecture so they no how it feels. (At least tell Jacen to get rid of that creepy doll!
Yours sincerely,
Jaina Solo
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