Hi everybody!

Thanks again for all the nice reviews! I really appreciate them!  They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside! LMAO! Anyway, here's the next chappie…if anyone has any rhymes I should try, let me know. Thanks!

How many more times will I have to type the words "I don't own School of Rock or any of the rhymes mentioned in this fic" ? Oh, there's something new in this one! I don't own The Sound of Music either!

Welcome to the School of Rock Playhouse! Today's presentation is:

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill go up the hill…

Michelle and Billy appear on-stage wearing the curtain costumes from The Sound of Music. Very snazzy.

Michelle looks herself over and shrieks. "What am I doing wearing Friedrich's costume?"

Billy shrugs, "I liked Liesl's costume better."

"So let me get this straight," Tomika says from off-stage, "Michelle is Jack and Billy is Jill?"

"Of course!" Billy answers, "How could I possibly ever wear those lederhosen?"

"You'd rather wear a dress than the lederhosen!" Michelle cries.

"Of course, what would you choose?" he asks.

"The dress…but…Billy…" she trails off.

"What?" he suddenly looks annoyed.

"I'm a girl!" she answers.

Billy crosses his arms and pouts, "So what? Are you being sexist, Michelle? You should know that men and women are equal!"

"Summer!" she screams, "Tell him to swap costumes! I can't be Jack!"

Summer snaps, "Shut up and work. I don't want another disaster…I still can't believe Zack and Freddy mooned the audience…" She sighs.

Michelle is near tears. Billy is smiling smugly.

"Now hike!" Summer says. Michelle and Billy begin climbing the fake plaster mountain, created by Katie, Alicia and Marco.

To fetch a pail of water…

"Whoopsy-daisy, I appear to have forgotten our pail!" Billy says, "I shall go get it!" Michelle sighs and Billy skips daintily down the hill and sees the pail.

"Bend…," he bends down, picks up the pail, "…and snap!" He snaps back up.

"Billy, get back up here!" Michelle groans.

"Jill," Billy says flatly.

"Huh?" Michelle looks at him as if he's gone insane.

"Jill," he looks at her expectantly. When she doesn't respond, he sighs, "I'm Jill, remember? And you're Jack?"

"Fine," Michelle sighs, again, "Jill, get back up here!"

"Alright, Jack, darling," Billy smiles and skips back up the hill. The two fill their pail with water, from a well made by Gordon, Frankie and Eleni.

Jack fell down and broke his crown…

"I have to fall?" Michelle wails.

"Yes! Now fall!" Summer hisses.

"Why me?" she cries.

"Because I'm Jill and you're Jack," Billy smiles. He looks like a little suck-up kindergartener.

"Fine," she sighs, falls down, and says half-heartedly, "Oh dear, I've fallen." She starts rolling down the hill. Once she's reached the bottom, she says, "Oh dear, again, my crown's broken!"

"Golly gee," Billy says wide-eyed.

And Jill came tumbling after.

"Wait a second," Billy frowns and puts his hands on his hips, "I have to fall too?"

"Yes…now fall!" Summer orders.

"I won't do it," Billy says.

"Yes you can!" Summer answers.

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Alicia sighs, "This could take a while…"

20 minutes later…

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"Fine!" Billy says. He delicately falls to the ground and tumbles down the hill.

"Are you happy now?" he asks with a pout.

"Yes, very," Summer smiles.

The End