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Thank you so, so, so, so, so incredibly much for the reviews! They give me a warm fuzzy feeling inside…really, they do! I'm a very emotional person, that's all! LOL: P Anyway, here's another chapter for you to ring in the New Year (This is for you, BILong)!
Welcome to the School of Rock Playhouse! Today's Presentation is:
The 3 Little Pigs
Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs, Oinker, Poinker and Doinker, who decided to leave their Mummy's home to go make a place for themselves in the world…
Zack, Frankie and Leonard appear on stage dressed as very pink little pigs. They have curly tails and everything.
"Hey! Look at my tail!" Zack cries, then he grins, "How do you like them tails?"
"Not this again…" Summer sighs.
"What's your problem, Sum, I haven't done anything, yet," he asks.
"That's exactly it…you haven't done anything yet!" she answers.
"Look, can we just move on from this stupid tail thing?" Alicia pleads, "Damn, I'm really getting fed up of it."
"Fine, fine, fine…get back to work, guys," Summer blows her famous whistle.
"Ha-ha… get back to work Oinker, Poinker and Doinker!" Freddy snickers from off-stage.
"I wouldn't be so quick to talk if I were you, Freddy," Summer smiles.
"Oh really? Why not?" he asks.
"You'll see," her smile becomes even wider.
"So, umm, who's our Mom?" Leonard asks, in his usual quiet manner.
"I am!" a huge black silhouette appears on stage. It looks like a very round Mummy pig…but its face is unrecognizable. It gets closer, and closer, and closer, and…
"Oh my God! It's Summer!" Zack, Frankie and Leonard scream in unison.
"Oh man, now I really want to leave home!" Frankie cries.
"Now we're talking," Leonard nods.
"We're out of here," Zack gulps. The three boys run away from the large pink Mummy pig named Summer.
Summer shrugs, "My job was easy. Now, I can take off this ridiculous Mummy pig costume!" She walks off-stage.
Oinker, Poinker and Doinker parted ways at a fork in the road and each set off to build their own home.
Zack, Frankie and Leonard appear at a fork in the road.
"I think we should split up and each make ourselves our own homes, what do you think?" Leonard asks.
"Who's going to cook for me?" Frankie whines.
"You, you stupid pig," Zack rolls his eyes, "Anyway, I think it's a good idea…let's split."
Oinker was a lazy pig. He didn't care about having a sturdy home; he just wanted to have fun. He built himself a house of straw. Poinker was slightly less lazy that Oinker, so he built himself a house of sticks. Doinker, on the other hand, had been adopted. He was, therefore, very hard-working. He decided to make himself a big, strong house of bricks. He did not mind the work; he knew it would pay off in the end…
"Why do I have to be the laziest pig?" Zack whines as he makes a little straw hut.
"At least you're not working with sticks…darn! I got another splinter!" Frankie tries to pull the little piece of wood out.
"I don't mind working," Leonard smiles, contentedly, "I'm just glad I'll have a nice house when this is all over." He lays another brick down.
"You're such a goody-goody," Zack laughs.
"No…I just want a good house," Leonard shakes his head.
Oinker and Poinker were soon finished their work, so they could play and have fun. However, Doinker was not. While his brothers had long finished their homes, he was still working hard to finish his own…
"Let's play!" Zack and Frankie exclaim. A ball appears out of nowhere. They start playing catch. Meanwhile, Leonard is still working on his brick house.
"Loser!" they exclaim again. They do the "L" sign on their foreheads with their index fingers and thumbs.
Leonard sighs and continues working.
One day, while Oinker was as home, he heard a knock on the door. It was the Big Bad Wolf who had come to eat him! When Oinker would not let him in, the Big Bad Wolf huffed, and puffed, and blew his house down…
"Little Pig, Oinker, let me in!" Freddy growls as he knocks on the straw hut's door.
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin," Zack shakes his head, and then asks, "Why am I doing this?"
Summer tosses her hair, "Because it's in the script."
Zack frowns, "Little Miss Know-It-All…"
"If you won't let me in, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!" Freddy roars. He huffs and puffs and blows the little straw hut down.
"Eeeek!" Zack shrieks as he runs off to the house of sticks.
Oinker ran all the way to Poinker's house, where the two brothers took refuge. Then, the Big Bad Wolf came to eat both brothers. When they would not let him in, the Big Bad Wolf huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down…
"Little pigs, Oinker and Poinker, let me in!" Freddy growls as he knocks on the stick house's door.
"Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins," Zack and Frankie shake their heads, and then ask, in unison, "Why are we doing this?"
Summer tosses her hair, "Because it's in the script."
Zack and Frankie frown, "Little Miss Know-It-All…"
"If you won't let me in, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!" Freddy roars. He huffs and puffs and blows the little stick house down.
"Eeeek!" Zack and Frankie shriek as they run off to the house of bricks.
Oinker and Poinker ran all the way to Doinker's house, where the three brothers took refuge. Then, the Big Bad Wolf came to eat all three brothers. When they would not let him in, the Big Bad Wolf huffed, and puffed, but could not blow the house down…
"Little pigs, Oinker, Poinker and Doinker, let me in!" Freddy growls as he knocks on the brick house's door.
"Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins," Zack, Frankie and Leonard shake their heads, and then ask, in unison, "Why are we doing this?"
Summer tosses her hair, "Because it's in the script."
Zack, Frankie and Leonard frown, "Little Miss Know-It-All…"
"If you won't let me in, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!" Freddy roars. He huffs and puffs and…doesn't blow the little brick house down?"
"Ha-ha!" Zack, Frankie and Leonard laugh!
The Big Bad Wolf, realizing that the brick house was too strong to be blown down, decided to go down the chimney and eat the little pigs inside their own house. He climbed onto the roof and slid down the chimney, but the little pigs were smart enough to stop him from eating them. They placed a pot of boiling hot water in the fireplace, so that the Big Bad Wolf would be stopped…
"Ha-ha…aren't I smart?" Freddy grins cockily as he climbs up onto the roof, "I'm going to go down their chimney!"
"Ha-ha…we're even smarter," Zack, Frankie and Leonard grin, in an even cockier manner. The place a pot of boiling water in the fireplace, "Now that jerk's going to get what he deserves…he's gonna burn his buttocks!" They laugh as they wait.
Freddy slides down the chimney and…
"Ouch! Oh my God, my butt!" Freddy leaps from the pot, "Somebody do something!"
"I'll save you!" Dewey cries as he runs on-stage with a bucket of cold water. He dumps it over Freddy's head.
"Praise the Lord!" Freddy yells.
The Big Bad Wolf ran away, and never bothered the 3 little pigs again…
Freddy says, "I think I'm going to go vegetarian…I'm getting too old for this chasing pigs business." He walks off-stage.
"Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, not us, not us, not us!" Zack, Frankie, and Leonard…and Dewey…skip in a circle singing.
The End