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Disclaimer: I unfortunately for me do not own Dragonball z or anything in it….shame really…aw well….

Life Ain't No Fairytale, Home Ain't No Place

Chapter 7: Saiyan Mating season

I woke up at ten in the morning to find myself led sprawled across the floor in nothing but a skimpy silk nightie and a white sheet. Marron was led flat on her stomach under the coffee table and Jen was curled up in a ball on a chair. I stood up and wrapped a matching silk dressing gown around me and began to creep upstairs. I brushed my hair back into a ponytail and washed my face and cleaned my teeth. Then I headed to my room. I sprayed on a little deodorant (AN: Hey she wants to look clean and healthy for breakfast!) and headed to the room where Trunks and Goten slept. I saw Goten coming out of the shower and swiftly averted my gaze.

"Goten! There are towels you know!" I hissed at him. He blushed and put on some boxers and a pair of pants. "My Mom's cooking breakfast." I told him. He scurried out of the down and I heard the thudding as he jumped over the balcony and down the stairs.

Trunks was still in bed. He lay sprawled across the bed with screwed up sheets covering him from waist down. I bent over him and kissed him. Steel bands wrapped around me and pulled me down.

"Hi" I said.

"Hi." He murmured in reply. I smelt mint on his breath and everywhere else for that matter. I looked around only to find polos. Everywhere. On the bed, on the floor and in the bed.

"Care to explain?" I enquired.

"Well…Goten and I are…on that time of the moon." He said blushing. "That what polos are for…mint calms us down. When I scared you before I was on that time of the moon…Saiyan PMS (Pre-Moon-Syndrome)." I still looked confused. "Without polos we occasionally grow temporary tails…grow horny twenty-four seven and stuff like that." I started cleaning up polos and then threw them out of the window. Hell I wanted a horny saiyan! "That wasn't necessary."

"Why not?" I sighed, climbing to sit on the bed. He moved my hand to where an obvious erection stuck through the sheets. "But I thought you said-"

"I was asleep. No polos for a good few hours." He said, shooting a tail out through the covers for me to see. I gave up tried to understand and got up to leave. His tail reached out and wrapped around my arm quickly pulling me back. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Breakfast." I replied.

LEMON

"It's there." He said. I blushed at what he was implying. "I'm not going downstairs like this." He protested. I sat back on the bed. His tail let go and moved around my waist pulling me into him as he slid of my dressing gown before running his hands up inside my nightie then down and out again. Lifting it over my head he moved over me and I leant back. We started kissing before Trunks tore away my underwear. He clearly wasn't even wearing any! I felt his hot length pressing into my stomach as he pulled me close and went to kiss me again.

"Trunks it's early in the morning and unlike you, not that I don't find you attractive I'm not completely aroused and desiring sex right now." I murmured into his mouth. He didn't reply but continued to kiss me until I felt something tickling me and then something plunge into me. I gasped at the new feeling…it was tickly and warm but soft and very flexible. I moaned and grabbed Trunks and pulled him into a deep kiss to quieten my moans. But he pulled away.

"You were saying." He murmured pulling out of me. Then it hit me what that was…his tail! OK, so him having a tail now had definite advantages. He smirked as I was left trembling in desire. Then I felt him at my entrance and before I knew it he had moved his arm up under my back lifting me up onto his lap. Then grabbing my hips thrusting me down on him. I gasped and the sudden intrusion and moved with him as he thrust into me over and over. As I hit the edge I felt him follow before we both moved. I lay back and saw him lay over me looking down at me gently. Her kissed me softly which soon became more passionate as he moved into me once more.

Lemon Over

After our hours of efforts we lay side by side grinning at each other though our panting. Then we got up and showered and dressed. We finally made it downstairs as everyone was finishing a late lunch. Only now we both had tails and our neck were bleeding slightly from our bite marks. My mother took one look at us and shook her head.

"I thought you were going to break though the ceiling." She commented.

"Rairan RaRing Reaven." Goten mumbled through a mouthful. "Saiyan mating season. Saiyans become extremely sexually active."

"My tail grew back…" Trunks mused. "Hm…it'll be there for a while I suppose."

"You make use of it." I whispered. "Handy aren't they?"

"Aren't they just." Trunks breathed huskily against my neck. I turned my head and our eyes met. Then his lips came down over mine as he held the back of my head and waist. I was being ravished, males definitely were more affected than females. I let my hands lose themselves in his hair and let him kiss me. Every woman wanted to be kissed like this.

"I can make you feel the way she does." I heard Goten growl at Marron.

"Right! YOU HORMONAL TEENAGERS WILL EAT MY FOOD OR LEAVE THIS HOUSE!" my mother screamed. Trunks pulled away from me. We moved to sit down at the table.

"No scolding on the sex?" I asked.

"You're 17. We're in England, that makes you legal. No doubt you'll disappear off to their world and do it 'til your hearts content anyway." She replied.

"Oh no she won't!" came my dad's voice as he came into the back door.

"He's a nice young man with money to support her, leave them be!" my mother snapped.

"Hm…stupid girl, no doubt if I disagreed she'd marry him anyway when she's 18 just to spite me." He grunted.

"People! This is not something I wish you to discus!" I yelled.

Ellie had left to go home and pack her things and I was sat in my room. Trunks pointed at my computer.

"Er Jesse there's an error message on your computer." He said.

"No connection! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" I ranted. "The phone cable is right there!" I started yelling at my computer.

"You can yell at it all you want but it won't answer you…it's Microsoft and Microsoft are arrogant stupid bastards." He said.

"Sounds like Vegeta." I commented.

"Well, two out of three." Trunks shrugged. "He's not THAT stupid."

"You're smarter than him by far." I said sweetly.

"Does this mean I get some tonight?" he asked with a suggestive look.

"Probably." I shrugged.

"Back of the net!" Trunks exclaimed. "Score!" I glared at him and he promptly shut up.

"Thank you" I sighed, with a smile. Then I went off in search of ice-cream. Apparently Goten and Marron were preoccupied. I chose home made vanilla and toffee ice-cream and sat licking the ice-cream cone in the garden. Goten sat talking to Marron. Marron was swatting the hormonal advances away but still had a smile on her face. I went and started exercising on the trampoline. Of course, I should have finished my ice-cream first because it went flying and landed right in Goten's lap. I scurried away while Goten stupidly looked up at the sky.

I went and grabbed some money. Then I changed into a short denim skirt and a kaki blouse. I threw on some trainers and let my hair fall loose in long blonde waves. I slid on some sunshades and stood at the door. Marron walked in.

"OH! SHOPPING!" she squealed.

"How do you figure?" I asked.

"You've changed into something more presentable so you're going out in public, shades so outdoors, bag small for necessities…i.e. money and make-up." She said.

"Right. Marron…I think you have a shopping problem." I said.

"Teeny weeny habbit." She replied.

Then she hurried upstairs to get changed. I heard her scream. I ran upstairs to find her screaming at the fossilized sea creature on my wall.

"Ew what is THAT!" she sqealed. I burst out laughing.

"It's a fossil. Millions of years old." I explained taking it off of the wall to show her. She poked it.

"So basically what you're saying is that it's a dead old slug." She said.

"A fossilised prehistoric slug." I corrected.

"Hey, since you girls are so obsessed with slugs…" Goten murmured from behind us.

"Don't even think about it." Marron warned.

"AW! But Trunks gets laid! I haven't got laid once during the time I really really need it!" Goten whined.

"Ask Trunks to sleep with you then." Marron said simply.

"Yuk!" Goten exclaimed.

"Jesse?" Marron asked.

"ME!" I exclaimed. "You're asking ME to sleep with YOUR boyfriend! When I have a boyfriend!"

"Oh that's a point Trunks may not agree. Well tell him if he doesn't let you sleep with Goten then you won't sleep with him ever again." Marron said.

"Marron!" I exclaimed in disbelief. She was SERIOUSLY considering this! "Why don't you just sleep with him?"

"Because I know at this time of moon he'll be really rough and I'm not a saiyan! It hurts ok!" she snapped. "I tried it once. He said he'd be gentle and he couldn't restrain himself!"

"CAN WE SHUT UP ABOUT SEX!" Goten screamed. "IT MAKES ME WANT SEX!"

It was evening and I hadn't seen Marron or Trunks for a while. Goten was about, moping or eating or sleeping. Trunks came into the room right at that moment.

"Hey." I said. He came over and sat next to me, kissing me.

"Hey. I've been thinking." He began. "Goten's having a rough time and I was…wondering…"

"MARRON!" I yelled.

"OK, look I'll shut up about that. Please don't threaten not to sleep with me." Trunks whimpered. I laughed. Then he got up to go fetch some food.

All four of us sat down to eat. Marron looked pleased with herself, probably because Goten wasn't getting any. Trunks, looked guilty?...he wasn't eating much. Goten was inhaling food but still moping and me just eating. After a while I began to feel dizzy and extremely energetic. It was at that point in time that Trunks flew out of the kitchen window and disappeared. Not long after that, I didn't remember who I was, where I was or anything. I felt someone grasp my shoulder. I was being guided somewhere. I heard a door close behind me and I was push onto a large bed by a blonde girl then she was gone. Before I knew it someone was saying hi to me.

"Hi." I replied. The guy had messy dark hair and wore baggy denim pants. His chest was bare and showed plenty of muscle. "Who are you?"

"This is going to sound stupid but I don't remember at the moment." Came the reply. "Must be my headache."

"I feel dizzy." I said. Then I felt lips on mine. I let myself respond to the passionate kiss and felt myself being pushed back against the bed. I felt a body pressed firmly along mine, I felt an obvious erection digging into my stomach which flared my desire. I clutched at the muscled back above me as hands tore away my top and then started pulling down my skirt. I tugged at his pants as he struggled with my bra. Soon flesh met flesh and kisses more insistent than ever. I screamed into the kissed as I felt his sudden thrust of intrusion. I wrapped my legs around his waist and tried to hold my body dead still as he thrust as hard and fast as he could. Somewhere in amongst the thoughts of desire I felt a tugging thought of disgust with myself for sleeping with a complete stranger just off the top of my head but I couldn't remember anything about myself of anything. It all felt like a confusing dream. I felt trusts so strong they were nearly painful and then fell into a trembling climax that had appeared out of nowhere. Soon I felt a heavy weight fall on top of me and then my mind went blank.

Author's Notes: whoa Jesse sleeping with a complete stranger! What about Trunks!