I'm happy that people liked it. Just to let you know, most of these stories are based off pictures i've seen. Enjoy
Inu: Oh Sesshoumaru, I have a Christmas gift for you.
Sess: Really? I have one for you too!
Inu: Let's give them to each other on three. OK?
Sess: (grins evily) OK.
Inu: (also grins evily) One...
Sess: (grins even bigger) Two...
Inu & Sess: (yells) Three!
Inu: (pulls out a cat)
Sess: (pulls out a bottle of fleas)
Cat & Fleas: Hey! We were asleep you stupid dogs!
Inu: WTF? (drops cat)
Sess: WTH? (drops fleas)
Inu & Sess: (watches as fleas jump onto the cat, then watch as the cat goes and lays on a pillow)
Inu: ... Didn't expect that to happen.
Sess: Nope.
Inu: Hey, you wanna chase the cat?
Sess: Sure. What else could happen?
(And so they went to chase the cat, only to be eaten by
a big spider, Naraku and to this day they still lay their
argueing about who's fault it is.)
Inu: It's your fault you mangie mutt!
Sess: I'm not a mutt. I'm a purebreed cockerspaniel!