It's a miracle. I made another one. Read and enjoy.
Strange one.
Sess: (knawing on a dog bisket)
Inu: Hey Sessho.
Sess: AAAHHH! (jumps in a tree)
Inu: I learned a new game. Want to play? ( climbs tree to 1 limb lower than Fluffy)
Sess: (raises eyebrow) What kind of game?
Inu: It's one that Shippou taught me. It's called spoons.
Sess: Well, OK. As long as we don't have to use my tail. Agian. (hugs tail lovingly) I will never let them hurt you agian.
Inu: (drags Fluffy over to Shippou, Miroku, and Sango) Sesshi agreed to play with us!
Shipp, Mir, & San: YEAH! (jumps up and down)
Sess: Hey, where's Kagome?
Everyone: I don't know
Kag: AAAHHH! That's disguesting! (runs in cricles out of woods then runs in circles screaming EEEEWWWW!)
Inu: (grabs Kagome's colar and watches as she still trys to run) What's your problem?
Kag: HE PEED IN MY HAIR!
Sess: Who did? (eyes go red)
Everyone: (backs away slowly, trying not to crap their pants)
: Kukukukuku. I did it.
Sess: (pulls out a plastic sword) Come out you coward!
: (out comes a rabbit)
Inu: Hahaha. I rabbit pissed on your head!
: I AM NOT A RABBIT! (out steps ... Naraku) Dun, dun, dun.
Rabbit: FOOD! (jumps on Narku's shoulders and bites off his head)
Narku: (blood goes squrit squrit out of his neck)
Alyssa: (pops in) OH NO! It's Pookie. Don't look into his eyes! (pops out)
Sango: Who was that Miroku? Another one of your girlfriends?
Miroku: (glances sideways) Nooo... Why?
(SLAP)
Shippou: Well anyways... RUN FROM THE POOKIE!
So they ran around Japan
trying to escape the
Pookie only to find out
it was a blood hungry
Kouga instead. THE END.