Hello! Im back! I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter. Please read and review-Yoko13
P.S I do not own Naruto
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Chapter 1: Cereal, Showers, and a Black Eye
It was morning is Konoha village and Naruto Uzumaki was just wakening up from his sleep. He yawned and then started to get out of bed when he felt something wet. He looked under the covers and saw a big wet spot on his bed and pants. "Ah crud. Not again," he said annoyed
After he cleaned up his mess and got dressed he walked over to the table. On the table there was a package addressed to him. "I don't remember that there last night," he said to himself. "Ah well. It's addressed to me so I might as well open it.
He practically ripped the box to shreds. He put his hands into the remains of the box and pulled out a box of cereal. The box read RAMEN O'S. Taped to the box was a note but Naruto being the idiot that he is paid no attention to it. Instead he immediately poured himself a bowl. "Wow I can't believe it! Ramen turned to cereal!"
"Well here it goes," he said getting a big spoonful of the stuff and putting it into his mouth. He immediately spit it out. "EWWW! This stuff tastes like crap," he yelled. He bent over and sniffed it. "OH MY GOD! THIS IS CRAP! Who could have done this? Who? Who?"
Naruto looked at the box and finally saw the note. He ripped it off and looked at it. It read…
Dear Naruto,
I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it.
Kakashki
"How could Kakashi sensei do this to me? Im going to kill him. Wait a minute that's not how you spell Kakashi sensei's name," he said looking down at the note. "Who misspells their own name?" "God you're so stupid," said an annoying voice coming from the window.
Naruto turned around to see none other then Konohamaru. "You're so dumb," he said mockingly. "I was the one who made the cereal! I was the one who made the box! I was the one who put the package on the table last night! But all never tell you I did it! HAHAHA! Ill never tell you I did it like I just did! HAHAHA! Wait a minute… Ah shit." "All kill you," yelled Naruto.
Konohamaru jumped out the window trying to get away but Naruto jumped out after him. "Come back here you little jerk," yelled Naruto after him. As Konohamaru ran he thought "I've got to find somewhere to hide! There!" He then jumped into an open window. Unfortunately for both of them Naruto saw and jumped in after him
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It was morning and Haruno Sakura was waking up from her sleep. "Hey where did you go Sasuke," she asked looking under the covers. "Ah man. It was just a dream." She got out of bed and walked over to her dresser. There she picked up a picture of her and her cell. "Oh Sasuke. Why did you have to go," she asked sadly.
She set the picture down ad opened her drawer. She pulled out a change of cloths and walked into the bathroom. She set the cloths down and turned on the shower. She then took off her night cloths and stepped in to the shower.
"Were supposed to get our new cell member today," she thought. "I wish Sasuke was still here but we need a new member. I just hope he's not like Naruto." Just then she heard something crash to the floor. "What was that," she wondered
Then she heard a little kid's voice. "I got to get out of here," said the voice. She then heard another crash, some screaming, and some yelling. Then she heard a new voice. One that sounded familiar. "I've got you now you little punk. Im gonna pound you so much your own mother wont even recognize you," said the new voice. Slowly Sakura reached for the end of the curtain. She stuck her head out and saw…
"NARUTO," she yelled. Right there on her floor was Naruto sitting on top of Konohamaru. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?" "Hello Sakura. You're looking wonderful today," said Naruto nervously "Both of you come here," she said angrily. Both of them got up and walked over to the shower. "Yes Sakura," the two asked.
They never saw what happened. One second they were standing in the bathroom the next they had black eyes and were falling out the window. They landed on there backs and they coiffed up a little blood. They lied there in silence for awhile. It was Naruto who broke that silence.
"Konohamaru." "Yes boss?" "Never put crap in my cereal again." "Ok boss." "Thank you." "Hey boss." "Yes Konohamaru?" "I think I just went through puberty." "Good for you."
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There both idiots aren't they? Well that's the end of this chapter. Next chapter soon to come-Yoko13