Ha Ha I finally updated.

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The Docters Office (+ fleas and a few other things)

Kagome: Inu, you really need to go get your fur checked out.

Inu: But I'm telling you woman, I'm fine woman.

Kag: (grabs Inu's ear and pulls him toward the door) Well you're going weather you want to or not!

Inu: (crosses arm stobbernly) You can't make me.

Kag: Oh relly? (makes freaky laugh)

Inu: (jumps behind chair) W-what are you planning to do women?

Kag: (pulls out big tranqilizer elephant gun thingy) RUN MY LITTLE DOG RUN! HAHAHAHAHA!

Inu: AAAHHHH! (runs around the house, "accidently" stepped on Buyo and runs into Kagomes room)

Kag: I'll find you Inu Yasha. (goes outside only to get a monster truck) Where will you hide now?

Inu: (whimpers)

Kag: (drives into her room) To to go to the docter Inu Yasha. (pulls out big gun thingy agian and pulls triger)

Inu: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (passes out)

10 Minutes Later

Unknow Person: So where did he get the fleas from?

Kag: He was playing with Miroku agian.

U P:Do you think that he might have ticks too? (pulls out some kind of chart)

Kag: Yes I do belive he does. (tries to hide big gun thingy)

U P: (makes a mark on chart) Well he'll have to have a flea bath. Plus one of those neck collar thingy's.

Kag: (starts crying hystaricly) He was so young. Why? Why do the good die young? (pulls out a inu plushie and hugs it)

U P: (looks at kagome really weird) Umm, He won't die.

Kag: Oh, Ok. (smiles) Thank you for telling me Sesshomaru.

Sess: No Problem Kagome.

Inu: (suddenly wakes up) Hey don't I get a say in this? (glares at QueenFreak)

QF: No you don't so shut up before I dye your hair pink.

Inu: (Grabs hair) NOOO! You can't do that.

QF: Really?

Inu: (hair magicly turns pink) AAHHHH (passes out)

Kag: Ready to give him a bath.

Sess: (grins evily) Oh Yes, The will be dead fleas.

Kag: Ya!

(So Inu had to go around with a neck collar thingy so he can't continue to bite his cute ass to get to the fleas)

Inu: HEY! I didn't bite my ass in the first place!

(Shut up before I make you bald too)

Inu: (never talks agian)

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I hope that you liked it. Please don't kill me for not updating in such a long time. (dodges bomb) Oh yeah, I'm going to start to add random characters. If you want to be in one of the sketches please review and either leave your real name, a nick name , or i'll just use your username. Bye Bye