DN Angel: Sacred Maiden
Yes I know I stole this chapter from the anime but so wat! I in no way own Fooly cooly or DN angel. Isnt it pretty freakin obvious? Please dont sue! I dont have enough money for a lawyer! "Yeah! His pillow is full of hay." Dark dont interupt! Oh yeah...your still there heheh. Well in case someone threw a brick at your head and dont remember what happend in the last chapter, heres a summary. Miss Harada and Miss Riku came to my house after school and just chillaxed "Chillaxed? Thats almost as bad as 'Crapsorzs' Daisuke." Dark what did I just say! But then when Miss Harada freaked out telling Miss Riku and I that it makes her sick to watch is be so in love and she left crying. I ran to her only to see her on the edge about to jump. I grabbed her just before she jumped off the bridge and she told me that she loved me. Now I couldnt love Miss Harada because I was in love with Miss Riku. Then Miss Harada told Miss Riku how she feels about me and Miss Riku was angry telling her how he must've felt when you dumped him again and again "Dai-chan, how do you know all this, you werent there." Dark...whos the one who can use the ctrl-alt-delete command on you. And now there seems to be some sort of rivalry between the Harada sisters, as both of them are trying to win my heart! And also, a new student named "Takkun" seems to have a mysterious past with those bandages around his head.
Chapter 3: Snow falls in the heart
Monday was the day that we went on a school field trip. While usually it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but this one is actually a place that you would LIKE to go to! It was a cruise from America to the Bahamas! We have 7 days 6 nights on a huge ship! Plus I get to fly on a plane with Miss Riku which can be a positive or a negative, for her sex drive is very high, and I dont think of her that way.
Almost all the girls stopped stalking me around which was great because now all the girls in my class are very good friends with me, and I suspect a few have a slight crush on me. "Hey Niwa!" I heard Miss Harada say as she ran up to my desk.
"The bell rang like a minute ago, arent you going to leave." She asked tilting her head. "Oh yeah sorry." I said putting my things into my backpack before walking out the door. Whew, I dont see Miss Riku anywhere, maybe I can finally have some time to myself.I thought happily. I walked to the fountain to sit down. I pulled out my sketch pad and began to draw the ocean view. Wow its beautiful "Yeah almost as beautiful as Riku's tits" DARK SHUT THE HELL UP "You shut the hell up pervert!
"Hey whatcha got there?" I heard someone say before snatching it out of my hands. "HEY! What are you doing!" I screamed as I looked behind me to see an adult standing next to me with pink hair and yellow eyes and looks as though she was in her twenties. "Hey give that back!" I yelled as I dove for it, but she just lifted it up so I fell flat on my face. She flipped to a picture of Riku that I drew. She was sitting on a bench with her hands on her legs and smiling. "Whos this ho?" She said calmly.
"Uhm, Riku." I said quietly.
"Riku huh." She said before tossing the pad behind her. I caught it in mid air. I noticed that she had a yellow scooter, with the letter P and a exclamation mark on it with a blue guitar on the back. "Uhm...who are you."
"Well its about time you asked snotwad." She said going to her scooter.
"I'm the alien invader Haru Haru Haruko (I cant spell that name l)"
"Alien invader?"
"Hey have you seen this kid,snotwad?" She asked giving me a picture.
"Huh? Thats Naota!(W00T I LEARNED HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME!). What do you want with him?" I asked. Before flooring it out of view with her legs on the handel bars laughing. What a...weird person. I thought before putting my drawing pad away and walking to my house.
"Oh hey Dai!'' My mom said as I sat down at the dinner table.
"Theres a message on the machine from Risa if you want to hear it." She said as she sat down at the table and passed the food around.
"Huh? Risa? What did she want?"
"She asked if you could come over later, and you should I mean you have no homework right?"
"Yeah but..."
"Daisuke you should at least be friends with this girl, you could still be friends with her right?"
"Huh? How did you know about that?"
"I have connections with the underground." She said slamming a pistol on the table. "MOM? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" I yelled backing away from it.
"Dont worry it only shoots .50 cal bullets."
"..." "Dude, your mom is a crazy bitch isnt she" Yeah.
After dinner, I got my bike and headed to Miss Harada's house. The sun was going down and it was getting cold out so I sprinted most of the way there. "Whew I made it." I said panting as I did. I parked my bike and went up to the main doorway. "Here we go again with the threesome of the Harada sisters, and you call ME a pervert for taking over your body and looking at porn while your asleep!" Wait? What? Just then the door swung open, Miss Harada opened the door. "Oh Niwa!" She said as she grabbed my hand and yanked me inside.
I nearly fell flat on my face but I regained her balance and I saw Miss Riku sitting on the steps looking at me. "Oh hey Miss Riku!" I exclaimed. I began to walk towards her until Miss Harada yanked me back towards her and said. "Niwa I rented a scary movie. Wanna watch it with me?" She asked with big puppy dog eyes. "Uh...I."
"It's ok Daisuke...you can watch it with Risa, Im gonna go to bed." She said as she stood up and headed to her room.
"Wait Miss Riku!" I said and I began to run up the stairs following her. "I SAID IT'S OK DAISUKE!" She yelled vioelntly.
"..." I sighed as she closed and locked her door.
"Common Niwa! I'll make us some popcorn!" Miss Harada said running up the stairs and pulling me down to the living room. "Wah! Miss Harada I almost broke my neck! Dont pull so hard next time."
"Niwa, just call me Risa...please." She said grabbing both my hands.
"Uh..."
"Please."
"Uh...uh...ok...Risa."
"Thanks Niwa!" She said dragging me to the couch and pushing me down onto it. "I'll be right back with the popcorn k?"
"Uh...yeah sure." I said as she ran to the kitchen giggling. After a while I felt someone put their hands on my shoulders and I jumped about 2 feet in the air and turned around and saw that it was Riku. "Ah...Miss Riku dont do that."
''Daisuke...you...love me...right?" She said tightening her grip on my shoulders.
"Of course I love you Riku, nothing will ever change that." I said kissing Riku deeply on the lips.
"Thank you Daisuke, now Risa's been acting weird lately and she might try to put a move on you so Im gonna be right behind you." She said ducking behind the couch. "Wait? Your gonna stay behind the couch all the time so you can supervise me? Thats kind of extreme dont you think?" I said giggling.
"Crap! Here she comes!" She said ducking even further. "You know Daisuke, its times like these that I wonder how she got down here without her knowing" ...it adds drama, the writer is running out of ideas until he can write some lemon. "Oh, ok"
"I got the popcorn!" She said placing it between us as she sat down next to me.
"Uhm...so...uh...what are we watching Risa?"
"The'Texas chainsaw Massacre' (dont own that either)''
"Oh...ok." I said,. She pressed play and the movie began. It was a pretty good movie, some parts were pretty scary like the beginning when that freaky little girl blows her brains out all over the van, whew wee! That was awesome! But after a while I noticed that Risa was slowly moving closer to me. Then when the leatherface jumps at the screen, Risa shireked and buried her face in my chest and put her arms around my neck. "Uh...I said looking down at her long brown hair. "Niwa I dont wanna watch this anymore!" She said her face still on my chest.
"Uh...ok." I said as I turned off the tv right at the good part. It was pretty late, about 9 o clock and no lights were on except for the ones on top of the stairs so only a outline of Risa was the only thing I can see. She knocked over the popcorn and jumped on top of me, forcing me to lie down on the couch. "Ugh! Ah! Risa what are you doin-" I said just as she put her lips to mine. I tried to push her off but I couldnt due to the darkness. She tried to put her tounge in my mouth but I kept my mouth closed until she grabbed my jaw and forced it open putting her tounge into my moist cave. I couldnt do anything until Riku got up, grabbed her back and yanked her off me.
I couldnt see anything until Riku turned on the light. Risa was still trying to think of what just happend as she lied on the ground. "YOU BITCH!" Riku yelled as she jumped on top of Risa and began slapping her. "Riku! AH! Riku please stop!" Risa pleaded as Riku gave her a good smack right on her cheek.
"Riku stop!" I yelled as I ran next to her, I could see the tears in her eyes as she was flinging her arms at Risa.
"Daisuke! Help me!" Risa said until she was slapped again.
"You bitch! Dont try to take Daisuke away from me! Slap Hes the only thing I got! Everything I get you try to take from me! But not this time Risa, not this time! hard slap"
"RIKU STOP!" I screamed as I got her and grabbed Riku's shoulders and threw her off Risa. She landed on the ground with a thud, and I scrambled to Risa's aid. Her mouth was bleeding and her cheeks were bright red. "Risa...are you ok?" I asked concerned as I helped her sit up, my arm around her shoulder. I looked up to see Riku crying next to the couch with her head down. "Riku...whats wrong?" I said looking up at her.
"Daisuke...please...help me." Riku said looking up at me, her eyes red from crying. I got up and went to Riku. I sat down in front of her and gave her a big hug, I felt her tears on my shoulder as she continued crying.
"Niwa..." I heard Risa say as she leaned against the wall. "Can I talk to you for a moment..." She asked resting her head on the wall.
"Uhm...yeah" I said almost in a whisper.
"Dont worry Riku...nothing will happen." I told her as I kissed her on the cheek. I got up and went to Risa and she asked me, "Did you have sex with Riku." She said looking into my eyes.
"What? No! Of course not!" I exclaimed.
"Because Riku said that you had sex with her..." She said looking away from me. I grabbed her face and turned it towards me, forcing her to look into my eyes and I said, "That never happend...I never did it with Riku, please trust me Risa." I said giving her a hug.
"Ok...Niwa...I trust you, you can go back to Riku now." She said walking away, crying.
"Daisuke...I dont know why I acted that way. Just seeing her trying to make out with you just makes me wanna rip her guts out." Riku said as I walked her to her room holding hands.
"It's alright Riku, I would've done the same thing if another guy tried doing it to you." I said smiling at her. She blushed and looked away, I stopped at her room and said goodnight. "Wait...dont you wanna come in?" She asked looking at me. "But I uh..."
"Dont worry its not like that Daisuke." She said smiling. "Just come in." She said pulling me inside. I looked around the room to see several pictures of me and her. I looked behind me to see her lie down on the bed exhausted. "Well I'm gonna go now Riku." I said as I head for the door.
"Hey! Wait, Daisuke!"
"Hm?" I said turning around.
"Would you...would you like to go to the mall with me, Niwa?" She asked with big, puppydog eyes.
"Of course Miss Riku, call me whenever you want to go." I said flashing her a smile. Walking out of the mansion Dark said, "Daisuke what the hell, you hate shopping!" I know, but could you say no to that face? "Well...no." Owned. I said in my mind as I walked to my house, the sun was going down, and as I looked up into the dark sky, I noticed snowflakes falling from the heavens. How beautiful... "Yeah it is isn't it.'' Sure is...wait...Dark are you being normal. "What snow is beautiful." Weird...
When I got to my house I hung up my scarf and jacket. My mom was sitting by the fire and Wiz sitting dangerously close to the fire. "I'm home!" I said as I walked to my room.
"So anything spicy happen at the Harada house!" My father shirked like a little school girl, lying onto his stomach his legs crossed."
"What?"
"Did you get boob!"
"Goodnight dad."
"Wait Daisuke!" Kosuke yelled just before I closed my door and locked it with all 29 of my locks.
Meanwhile: Kosuke
"Dammit Emiko! That's the last time I'm taking advice from you about the birds and the chickens!"
"I believe its bees."
"STFU UZE STUPIDZORS!1111!1one!2!"
Meanwhile: Daisuke
Lying on my bed, I stared up at the ceiling, my eyes slowly fading away, I could recall the events that happend an hour ago. I remembered 2 years ago when I would die to have Risa kiss me. But now, it just feels wrong, for Riku is my true love. I closed my eyes, I love Riku so much, and she loves me just as much as I do. Rolling onto my sides, I decided to draw another picture of Riku. Sitting up and grabbing a notepad out of my coke cabinet, "Wait? Wha?'' I began to do a rough sketch of Riku with black wings, with me next to her with black. After a hour I finally finished it, my hand aching, I began to outline it with an extrafine sharpie (tm, all trademarks sharpie inc. If i didnt post that Winnie the poo would break my legs!) Hopefully Miss Riku will like it. I thought, lying down and quickly falling asleep.
The next morning, I woke up at 8:30. Looking outside I could see snow covering all outdoors. "Wow!" I exclaimed leeping off my bed.
After eating breakfast, I put on my snow gear, which really just consisted of hay and a lighter. "Jesus, for family of theives your really poor" Hey! The anime's over and I cant even order volume 9 yet! We're running dry on profit. "Oooooohhhh."
Walking down the snow covered side-walk, I stared at the dead trees, the snow lightly sprinkled over its branches. I smiled at the beauty of the scene. Then a big snowball hit my face, and I went down. Eyes unfocused, I looked to who threw the snowball.
"Heheheh I got you Daisuke!'' I heard Miss Riku exclaim. I smiled as I stood up with a snowball behind me.
"Hey Miss Riku."
"Hm?"
"Catch!" I yelled as I threw one at her, hitting her in the leg. She giggled as she stood back up and stumbled towards me with a crude wad of snow in her hand. Giggling she threw a weak throw at me, hitting me in the chest. She came up right infront of me and threw another one at my face. I spat out the cold snow just as she tackled me playfully onto the soft snow. Lying on top of me she started putting snow into my red hair and I put my glove right on her face, messing up her hair that was tied into a pony tail. We laughed in played together for a while before getting back up and we walked through the park.
The plastic play equiptment seemed frozen from the snow and the grass sparkled from the seemlessly endless dew. Holding hands, we walked through the park just talking about random things. It seemed only minutes until we reached the other side of the park near the exit. Saying goodbye we headed back home to dry off.
Opening the door to feel the warm air brush against my face, I sat down at the table, taking off my soaked clothes. "Oh Dai-, your gonna get sick if you dont dry off, go change into some new clothes your getting the carpet wet!" My mom exclaimed. Reluctantly, I went upstairs and just decided to take a shower. It felt good to have the warm watter hit my shoulders. Putting the strawberry shampoo in my hair, I could hear the faint noise of the phone ringing. ''Mom! Mom can you get that!" I shouted, soon after the phone went silent.
In my new clothes, a black t-shirt on top of a white sleeved shirt that said 'I do all my own stunts' and baggy faded denim jeans. "Who called, mom?" I said helping myself to a cookie. "Oh, it was Riku, I told her you weren't avaliable at the moment." My mom said smiling.
After an hour of watching tv, the doorbell rang. I answered it and Miss Riku was at the door.
"Oh! Hey Miss Riku!" I said inviting her in.
"Hi Niwa!" She said happily taking off her sweater that I gave her for her birthday. "It's freezing out there!" She said saying hello to my mom. "It was to cold to go to the mall, so I just decided to come here." She said looking at me and smiling.
"Oh, so I was your second choice?" I said playfully.
"Of course not, you always number one on my list." She said kissing me warmly on the cheek. I blushed and tried to hide it, and I can see my mom with the 'OMFG THATS SO CUTE!1!" expression.
"So uh...wheres Miss Harada?" I asked.
"Oh, she just decided to stay home, we haven't been talking lately."
"Oh..." I said looking away.
"So anyway.." She said abrubtly changing the topic. "Are you excited about the trip! Seven days and six nights on a cruise! It will be so awesome!" She exclaimed excitedly.
"Yeah, it will be really fun." I said smiling as well.
"And romantic.'' She said winking.
"...uh...uh" I said shocked.
"Hey Dai!'' I heard my mom yell out.
"Uhm...yeah?" I asked walking into the kitchen with Riku close behind me.
"Would you help me get some groceries.'' My mom said grabbing her purse.
"Oh, sure." I said.
"Riku, you can get home by yourself right?" My mom said while heading to the door.
"Huh? Oh, yeah." Miss Riku said close behind us.
"I'll see you later Daisuke!" Miss Riku said while wrapping her skinny arms around my neck. I blushed until I got into the front seat of the black mercedes.
"Wow, shes cute Dai." My mom said. I blushed once again and didnt say anything.
Two hours later, we returned home. Bringing in the nearly endless supply of groceries into the house. "Man, mom did you really need to buy that much!" I said rubbing my sore shoulders.
"Hmph, probably just want to bone your bitch." I heard my mom mumble under her breath. "What was that?"
"Heheheheheheh nothing!" My mom exclaimed.
That night I called Miss Riku and we talked for a couple hours until we said goodbye and fell asleep. On my bunk, I could feel my eyes growing heavier by the second. I cant wait...once we set sail...it'll be great "Daisuke! Did you just use a line from Kingdom Hearts!" Well yeah..."Phbth your so gonna get pwned for copyright infringement." Shuddup Dark, Disney aint got sht on me.
2 days later, I couldnt think of anything alright!
On the cable car, I just couldnt wait to get to school, for todays the day that we're going onto our school field trip for 7 days and 7 nights. I smiled as I looked up towards the steel roof. We stopped and Miss Riku came, we talked until we got to school, with Risa next to me, but not sayin anything.
In the classroom, for some reason, the girls crowded us again. "So Daisuke! Did you get Riku anything! That would be so romantic!"
"Oh yeah, you and Daisuke staning on the boat in the sunset your faces getting closer and closer to eachother! ITS SO CUTE!"
"I...I...uh..." I said slowly trying to get out of the crowd of girls.
"Ok class! Sense there will be 2 in a room, it will have to be boy boy and girl girl."
"Well I know you love yaoi Mr.Lipton!" I heard Takeshi yell from the back.
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FCK UP YOU FCKIN QUEERBAG!" Our teacher said doing the hitler thingie.
silence
"Um...uh...oh well...ok choose your partners for when your on the cruise. Or just choose a partner that will be with you on the plane trip." The teacher said slowly calming down.
"I WANNA BE WITH MIYAMOTO!"
"NO ME!11!"
"GOD WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP! MIYAMOTO ISNT THAT GREAT!" I heard Miss Harada yell. Miyamoto starts crying.
This is going to be massive w00tness. "Yeah to bad that your going to have to sleep in the same room with your yaoi friend." Wait? What? Just then, I saw Hiwatari standing infront of me and slowly asked. "Hey...Niwa...want to be...partners on the cruise." He said giving out a faint blush.
"Uh, sure Hiwatari!" I said, I saw a slight smile spread across his face for a second before he was back to his normal moody self. Well, this is going to be one intresting vacation I thought. I stared at Naota, who was holding a picture, of the alien invader Hara Haru Haruko...
(A/N) Sorry guys for the long delay, I was working on it from time to time before I really sat down and did more then half of this in one night. PLEASE SOMEONE REVIEW! And just a hint to the yaoi fangirls, I hate yaoi, and I dont wanna kill Riku, so yeah sorry for the Riku haters, but Hiwatari will do something to Daisuke, but nothing like "He pulled down his boxers revealing his hard prick" O.O, ok that was just wrong. I should have the next chapter in a couple of days. Please R&R!