Mothers, troublesome.

Summery-Poor Shikamaru……

"Kagemane no Jutsu."

Her eyes are wide as she feels her body stiffen, her hands clasp together in an iron grip that is not her own. Her left leg lifts, then her right then the left again, and she is moveing slightly slowly,her hands now placed at her sides, twords the boy who is doing the exact same thing.

Both boy and girl are soon pressed together and their lips do the same, The Kagemane no Jutsu causes their mouths and tounges to syncranize perfectly At first the kiss is sloopy and eager, but as her lips replicate his own, he soon learns and corrects his mistakes. The very conveint shadow technique causes him to feel every thing she feels and he soon knows what feels good and what doesn't and gods does it feel good! She is perfect and with Kagemane no Jutsu, he can be perfect too.

As the, intoxicating taste of her lip gloss hits his tounge, he soon loses any concentration he once had, causeing him to looses control of his chakra and nullify his attack.

He expects her to pull away, but instead she sighs and tugs at his hair binding and he does the same to her. He then moves enthusiastic hands to her chest, quickly cupping her breasts and then letting his nervous fingers fumble and tug at a sweater that doesn't seem to want to come off. But it does eventually and he is just about to pull away so he can truly see her beauty (or maybe he just wants to do it because he's horny) when…

Shikamaru's eyes snapped open and his rigid body popped up.

" No no no please no," he was fully aware of his sweat soaked body and his breath, hot and heavy. His wide eyes closed as he thought about Ino's tongue synchronizing perfectly with his, her lips replicating his own…"No no no. I hate that dream." Who are you kidding you love that dream, you only wish it would last long enough for you to finally see her chest. The ice water was nice, but a shirtless chest is better…No, he hated that dream, he hated that Ino made him have the troublesome dream every night for the last week.

Shika's eyes squeezed together, when he realized a certain part his anatomy that the dream had affected. "No, I'm not going to do that. I don't need to, I'm stronger then that"…Despite his previous protests, he did it anyway. Thankfully it was quick, though it ended in a moan that was a little too loud.

"Shikamaru, why are you moaning like that! Are you sick! You better tell me if you are!" The shadow master's eyes widened as he quickly tugged on his shorts, grimacing at the mess the act created. His mother would come in any second, even if she had to break the door down! "Honey he's fine trust me." Oh gods! His father had heard him too! What were they doing up at this hour! "What do you mean he's fine? Did you hear that moaning! The boy's in pain!" "Honey he's fine." He is not! He's in pain!" Shikamaru could hear Shikaku's voice begin to quiver due to his wife's shrill shrieking. "Don't worry honey. I'll look him over. You go to bed my love, my sweet dear, my angel." "Yeah you better! Or you're sleeping on the couch! And not the nice one in the living room, the lumpy one in the den!" (Sound familiar?) Shikamaru could hear her mutter as she walked away," What did I ever do to deserve a son who talks to me in such a way."

The door opened and Shikaku tossed Shikamaru a box of tissues, "Here, better use these, the ones with lotion burn like a bitch." Shika could hear his father snicker as he went to join his wife in bed.