"You're Just Jealous"

AN-Hey look new chapter and its longer! Two words. Midterms Suck

Shika sighed, pushing his hair out of his face for the tenth time in the last five minutes. Looking at a troublesome black lock he sighed again, he was going to have to actually buy some hair ties. Ino had stretched the one he had been wearing beyond use when she fell on him. He would have gone home, but his dad had come home drunk last night and broken his mother's favorite lamp. Going home would mean that he would have to be in the direct path of his mother's rampage of rage…troublesome.

With a Ding and a shuffle, Shikamaru entered Kohona's All Purpose Store.

"Oh yeah sure, like yours is even close to that size!"

"Hell yeah it is! You're just jealous!"

"What me never! Mine wouldn't even fit into those ones! Now these! These are more my size!"

"Yeah right a shrimp like you!"

"Who are you calling a shrimp!"

Shikamaru walked a little faster, hoping the two arguing adolescents wouldn't hear him over their growling." Hey Shikamaru!" Damn. "Troublesome."

"Yo, Shikamaru!" Shika made a low whiny noised and then walked over, hands stashed firmly in his pockets.

"Yeah," he looked at the previously arguing Naruto and Kiba half annoyed and half indifferent.

Kiba grinned," So Shikamaru how about you?" Shika's face didn't changed much, just became even less enthusiastic," hn?" The tattooed boy's grin grew larger," well, you remember that time me and Hinata caught you buying condoms, what size did you get?"

If Shikamaru had been drinking something, he would have choked on it, but he wasn't, so instead he just turned red. " I uh, erm, I have no idea what you're talking about," his voice went from nervous to bored in a matter of seconds as he internally cursed him self for his mistake. You idiot, how could you forget that one time with Kiba and Hinata. How could you walk over and start a conversation with Kiba! Of course he's going to remember, it was embarrassing and he's Kiba! Remember when you ripped that loud one back during class at the academy, Kiba's still talking about it. AND THAT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO!

"What the hell, " Naruto gave a big lecherous grin. "What's this, Shikamaru buying condoms?"

The dog boy nodded, "Yup that's right, or at least that's what he told us, of course both me and Akamaru saw him putting lip gloss in his pocket. Right Aka?" The dog barked in response.

Shika's face flushed even darker, but he willed it into an expression of boredom.

"What!" Naruto's gleeful cry was so loud it could have woken Rip Van Winkle, and it did. Of course, this time, Rip Van Winkle was actually Shino, who grumbled a bit and fell back to sleep.

Kiba smirked,

What Kiba says happened

"Well, I was here with Hinata looking at some comics and I was wowing her with my manly charms. I mean really wowing her. There was me telling her how pretty she was and how sweet and she was loving it, there were actual hearts in her eyes, when I see Shikamaru shop lifting some lip gloss, don't ask me why. Well, it was much too good of an opportunity to miss, so me and my lovely soon to be girl friend came over to talk to this deranged klepto here, who said he was buying condoms and then left in a huge stumbling hurry. But me and Akamaru knew the truth eh Aka?"

What really happened

Ding Kiba rubbed his hands together eagerly as he walked into Kohona's All Purpose Store with Hinata. The newest Ultimate X Men comic had just come out and he couldn't wait to read it and maybe gnaw on it a little.

He gave Hinata his patented boyish grin and ran over to comics grabbing the last one, he then began to look through the other comics displayed. He had about 5 dollars that would buy him two comic books and a candy bar.

Pointing to a Wolfman comic he smiled, "that's like me huh Hinata? " He let out a long howl, which caused her to giggle covering her mouth as if she didn't want anyone to know. Kiba wished she'd take her hand away, he loved seeing her smile. So he did it for her, grasping the tiny pale hand in his large tan one he tugged it away from her face and smiled at her blush. Her hand trembled in his for a couple minutes before she gently pulled it away. Kiba frowned a bit, then smiled and shrugged at her nervous face good naturedly. He knew if he didn't she would feel guilty about taking her hand out of his.

She began walking towards the perfume section and he followed. He hated the perfume section with a fiery passion, not only was it boring, but so many strong flowery scents hurt his poor oversensitive nose. Usually he'd have to be dead to be dragged into that isle, and even then you'd better hope he wasn't a zombie, but for Hinata…insert romantic sentiment here.

She sprayed a miniscule amount of perfume on her wrist, which Kiba knew she would be scrubbing off feverishly as soon as they left the store. She sniffed it and then tentatively held it up to Kiba's nose. Both boy and dog on boy's head sniffed. Actually, the scent was making Kiba's nose burn, but the close proximity of Hinata's soft skin to his lips made his eyes flutter closed and the canine urge to bite and mark the skin become almost unbearable. Gritting his teeth and feeling a little bit of blood trickle into his mouth from where fang pierced skin, he discreetly adjusted himself hoping Hinata wouldn't notice what she was innocently doing to him. He also hoped if she did it would turn out she was really as naïve and innocent as everyone thought she was. With other girls he would probably grin and say" yeah its big huh," but this was Hinata and he didn't want to frighten her.

Hinata sighed, looking at the perfumes longingly. The young Inuzuka knew that her father forbade her from wearing any perfumes or cosmetics. Kiba didn't really think she needed them at all, in fact her liked her natural look, but he knew she wished she could wear all that unnecessary gunk.

He pulled away from her wrist and smiled at her, " You don't need any of that stuff Hinata, your pretty without it." He attempted to look into her eyes, but she kept her own locked on her feet," you're so so pretty Hinata." He nuzzled her neck suppressing a moan" you smell good too."

The Hyūga's eyes widened as she trembled," KiKiba Kun?"

Kiba pulled away thinking he was scaring the blushing girl," Hinata I…I really like you a lot, weshouldgooutonadate." There finally he had said it.

"…."

"Hihinata?"

"….."

"Hinata come on say something, please?"

"…."

Kiba gulped a bit, this wasn't going like he thought it would. In his fantasies, when he told her he liked her she would squeal happily, jumping on him and kissing him and he'd get to touch her chest a little. In his rational thoughts, she would actually say something, and maybe he'd get to touch her chest a little. But in real life, she wasn't kissing him, she wasn't saying anything and his hands were not on her chest!

In the corner of his eye he saw Shikamaru staring at some lip gloss with a dumb look on his facer. Thankful for a way to get out the awkward situation he called out, "Hey Shikamaru!"

Walking over to the boy, Kiba smirked seeing Shikamaru stash the gloss in his pocket.

"Hn," the Nara's voice shook a little, but it was still calm enough that if Kiba hadn't seen him perform the odd lip glossy act he would have never noticed the guy was nervous. But he had and now he was going to do what any male teenager would do if they had seen there friend perform such an act. Badger and tease the hell out of him.

Kiba's grin grew even broader when he saw Shikamaru staring up at the bright fluorescent lights on the ceiling, sweat beading on his forehead. This was going to be fun.

"So what are you up to?" Kiba questioned "innocently" smirking. "I needed to get some…hair ties." More smirking from the tattooed dog boy, "Aren't they in isle twelve? This is isle seven."

Shikamaru's face was more annoyed then usual as his eyes darted around franticly "Yeah but first I wanted to get…" Kiba kept smiling as the Nara boy paused obviously trying to think of something. Why didn't he just give up, who did he think he was fooling. Kiba knew he might have not been on the same intelligence scale as the super genius, but he wasn't stupid. He wasn't Naruto," con…doms."

Kiba's eyes widened in shock, before his face broke out in a huge raunchy grin and Hinata turned five different shades of pink. Is he serious? Hey, you never know, but seriously it's Nara Shikamaru .He better not be having sex before me! Who the hell would he be having sex with anyway? Huh probably Ino, even Naruto can see the two of them want each other. Did they finally start fucking?

Shikamaru almost toppled forward when Kiba smacked him on the back hard, he smiled lecherously and Hinata franticly fought to look at anything but him.

"Wow, damn Shikamaru! You're more advanced then I thought! Who's the lucky girl, or should I say the girl you're getting lucky with." Yamanaka Ino.

Shikamaru's face flushed even darker, if that was possible. "Uh wow, 5 o' clock all ready. I better get home or my mom's gonna kill me. "

Kiba watched the stumbling boy's departing flak jacketed vested back, as Hinata continued to look at the ground blushing. Akamaru barked in his jacket and he smirked, "Yeah, I saw him put the lip gloss in his pocket too."

And now back to the present

Naruto and Kiba were both laughing so hard they were almost peeing their pants, thank gods Naruto decided against the Big Gulp he had considered drinking before." HOLY SHIT, the fox boy snickered," DID HE REALLY BUY THE CONDOMS!"

The dog boy snorted a bit," not this time, but you never know, he might have come back!"

More laughter.

And then something very expected happened, Shika punched Kiba, hard, hard enough to send both boy and dog on boy's head flying and then he walked away.

Kiba groaned, Akamaru whimpered and Naruto gaped, "What just happened here?" He felt someone tap him in the back and turned around only to be punched in the face by Shino," OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" Shino's face remained as impassive as ever," You disrupted my sleep pattern," and then he walked away to be mysterious…and…sleep…and….whatever else Shino does.

Naruto touched his cheek and grimaced, " since when have Shino and Shikamaru become so violent. "

Kiba groaned again still sprawled on the floor and Akamaru barked which in Akamaru speak meant, "maybe its opposite day."