This is all a joke set to Star Wars episode III
Darth Kaiba had just gotten done killing another group of innocent people and was on his way back to the Death Star when he noticed he was getting a ticket.
"What are you doing?" Darth Kaiba asked the space cop.
"I'm giving you a ticket, sir, you can't park here." the officer said casually.
"Do you know who I am?" DK asked, very annoyed.
"No sir, and frankly I don't care. I'm doing my job and there's nothing you can do."
"I am Darth Kaiba and you will not give me a ticket" he said, waving his hand, trying to control the officer's mind, but failing. He realised that it must be the helmet preventing this.
"Never heard of ya," he said, clearly not caring.
"I killed all of the Jedi,"
"Sure you did,"
"I did, and I will rule this universe soon,"
"Anyway," the officer said rolling his eyes.
"This is the Death Star, and it will be complete in a matter of years, it is the greatest weapon ever," he said, rather frustrated. "You will die for your impudence."
"I'm sure I will sir, but you are still getting the ticket, no matter what," the officer said, clearly not caring what Darth Kaiba had to say.
Darth Kaiba threw his arms out and called out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"